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"Hey, are you alright?"

"Xiao Chen, where did you put your mind? If you sit on a stool, you will fall over?"

Jiang Chuxue and Lin Mo hurried to help Xiao Chen.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Xiao Chen smiled wryly.

It's over...

When Chuxue saw that the author of that poem was Xiao Chen, and then saw that it was written in a nightclub, his previous lies would no longer be exposed.

Then Jiang Chuxue couldn't be so angry?
Snapped!
Just when Xiao Chen was "all thoughts were lost", Jiang Chuxue's cell phone by the table, because it was not put away, slipped to the floor, and broke into two pieces with a snap.

Xiao Chen "..."

Haha, this is God helping me!

wrong……

It was the "luck potion" that did the trick.

Now I have the protection of Goddess of Luck and Ou Huang's physique, so I can save any danger.

cool!

"This lucky potion is not useless, it's quite effective." Xiao Chen thought ecstatically in his heart.

After Jiang Chuxue helped Xiao Chen up, seeing that the phone was broken, she said, "Oh, I'm going to buy a new phone tomorrow."

"Haha, it's okay, I'll buy it for you tomorrow." Xiao Chen gloated.

"My phone broke, and you're still so happy?" Jiang Chuxue said angrily.

"Ah? No, right? I'm so happy from ear to ear because you came to help me." Xiao Chenqiang defended himself.

"Oh, forget it, let's eat." Because Jiang Chuxue's phone fell into two pieces, she forgot the ancient poem in Moments just now, and started to eat noodles.

After Xiao Chen sat down again, he stomped on Jiang Chuxue's cell phone on the ground without any trace, as if to vent his anger, now it has changed from two halves to four halves.

"Hey, Chuxue, I saw the ancient poem you just read on the post bar, 'Once the sea was too difficult for water, except Wushan is not a cloud. Take the time to look back at Hua Cong lazily, half destined to practice Taoism and half destined to be king." It's really a good poem, I don't know if it is Which great poet wrote it! In the past, there were no such classic quatrains in Chinese textbooks. Let me ask the poster who posted the post, who is the poet?" Lin Mo said while eating noodles and brushing the post.

"Ah! Ahhhhhhh!!!" Xiao Chen roared suddenly.

pat!

Lin Mo was so frightened that his little hands trembled, the phone fell to the ground with a thud, and the screen shattered immediately.

"Xiao Chen, you are going to die, scare me!" Lin Mo said angrily.

When she picked up the phone, she found that it couldn't be turned on at all, and the phone was scrapped.

Lin Mo: "..."

"Hey, I'm sorry, I sneezed!" Xiao Chen said happily.

"Did you sneeze? You were howling like ghosts and wolves! You pay me for my phone!" Lin Mo said angrily.

"All right, all right, don't talk about paying for your mobile phone, just accompany you on a plane, I won't even bat an eye." Xiao Chen cheered.

"Is this what you said? I remember it!" Lin Mo gave Xiao Chen a white look, and said.

Seeing that Jiang Chuxue's and Lin Mo's phones were scrapped, Xiao Chen was finally relieved.

At the very least, they won't know tonight that they went to the nightclub to pretend to be a poem.

As for the future, after they know, how to deal with it is a matter for the future.

At that time, maybe he had already succeeded.

After eating the noodles, Xiao Chen went to wash the dishes, and then dragged the floor again, there was no way, he was such a diligent person.

At the very least... in front of Jiang Chuxue, he must appear diligent.

Because soft rice is not so delicious.

If he's too lazy, he'll be kicked out.

Unless you have a good swordsman, live well...Of course, Xiao Chen has seriously exceeded the standard in this regard, but he has no chance to show it off for the time being.

After all the housework was done, Xiao Chen took out his mobile phone and browsed the post bar online.

Sure enough, in the essence post, I saw a netizen posting to discuss his poems.

The title reads like this: [Wow, a great poet today has written an ancient poem that will last forever, everyone, come and see it. 】

Click on the title.

In addition to writing out his poems, the main text did not disclose who the author was, only saying that he saw it in the circle of relatives and friends.

Xiao Chen felt a little lucky.

If the netizen who posted this post had been a prostitute at the Hongyan Huoshui nightclub, he would have been exposed.

He couldn't help sighing again, the "lucky potion" was really useful.

Without luck, he might be facing disaster now and be kicked out.

Xiao Chen quit the post bar, went to Weibo to check again, and couldn't help being surprised.

I saw that his poem was number one on the hot search list.

[Mr. Xiao, a genius composer, made an ancient poem today, please appreciate it. 】

"I happened to pass by the Hongyan Huoshui nightclub tonight, and met Mr. Xiao Chenxiao, the author of "Legend". In order to compete with others for the top lady, I wrote a poem on the spot. The poem is as follows: Wushan is not a cloud. Take the time to look back lazily in the flowers, and half of the monks and half of the king.', it is really a masterpiece of the ages! This poem has been refreshed. My understanding of ancient poems can be reproduced, studied, and evaluated at will. (Note: Be sure to indicate that it was created by Mr. Xiao Chen and Xiao, so as to avoid copyright disputes.).”

I bet on you uncle!
Copyright you uncle!
You son of a bitch!

When Xiao Chen saw the last sentence, his heart trembled with anger.

Doesn't this push me into the fire pit?
No need to ask, this "dog thief" who posted on Weibo must be a prostitute at the nightclub tonight.

To Xiao Chen's surprise, why was he released so quickly during the police rounds tonight?
Xiao Chen clicked on the comments, and they all praised his poetic talent.

As for the fact that he "competes with others for the top card", no one talks about it.

Xiao Chen breathed a sigh of relief again, if the comments were all about accusing him of going to nightclubs and playing with girls, he would regret it.

He was indeed too careless tonight, he is a celebrity even if he is not too big or young, it is fine to go to a nightclub to have sex with prostitutes, and he really shouldn't dare to show off.

Low-key, low-key, remember to be low-key in the future!

later...

Xiao Chen's eyebrows were furrowed together again, because he looked at the number of reposts on this Weibo, and it turned out that it had already been reposted by several 10 people.

Mommy squint!

With such a large amount of reprints, sooner or later it will become popular on the Internet.

In other words, it was only a matter of time before Jiang Chuxue saw it.

Fortunately, ancient poems are not as popular as popular songs, otherwise the sensation caused by this moment would be even greater, maybe Jiang Chuxue would have known about it before he came back.

"I didn't say anything! This Weibo...Report! Report!" Xiao Chen frantically clicked the report button.

But there is no bird, showing that this Weibo did not violate the rules, and the report was unsuccessful.

Xiao Chen smiled wryly, it was useless to report, it really hurt his ass.

He took a closer look, and found that this Weibo was posted at 48:[-], and it was posted at Hongyan Huoshui nightclub.

In other words, within a few minutes after he "made" this poem, it was already posted on Weibo.

"No wonder, I said tonight's prostitute friend, why did he come out of the police station so quickly, it turned out that he posted on Weibo before he was arrested."

Xiao Chen quit Weibo and looked at other forums.

There is even a discussion about this poem... and the popularity is not low.

Not good!