God-level Xueba system
Chapter 15 Let's have lunch together and talk about dirty jokes
"Fuck! Awesome! Awesome!"
"I really learned! It turns out that dark matter is such a thing!"
"Don't say anything! I feel that Yan Xin must be in the recommended spot this time!"
"Ah! Go home, wash and sleep! I still know too little!"
"Worship to the boss!"
After a detailed explanation, everyone not only understood what dark matter is, but also admired Yan Xin even more!
Zhang Ze's face is like a monkey's butt, it's really uncomfortable to be slapped in the face in public!
"What's wrong? What does Zhang Ze don't understand? Shall I explain it to you in detail?" Yan Xin raised his eyebrows.
Zhang Ze snorted, then picked up his schoolbag and walked out of the classroom.
Yan Xin's strength really scared him!
Before I arrived, this kid actually knows how to do it!
Then this time, maybe he really has to go to the recommendation spot?
"I said that you haven't been to the library much in the past few nights. Could it be that you are studying extracurricular knowledge?" Lin Hui asked in surprise.
"That's right!" Yan Xin didn't deny it either.
Lin Hui didn't know what to say next. The students in the examination room had already returned home, and there were only two people sitting in the examination room.
The scene was awkward for a while.
"Yan Xin! Damn, what are you talking about!" Yan Xin muttered in her heart, and she would lose the chain at the critical moment!
Yan Xin looked at the time, it was just after eleven o'clock, why not
"Lin Hui, do you have time?" Yan Xin asked suddenly.
"Um, yes! What's the matter?"
"Why don't we have lunch together! I'll go to study in the afternoon! I don't want to go home!" Yan Xin said with a smile.
Lin Hui nodded.
The spectators at the school gate had already dispersed, Yan Xin looked around, and his eyes stopped on the braised chicken from Huang Xiaochu.
Yan Xin touched the remaining 30 yuan in his pocket, and couldn't help smacking his lips. At present, the only food available in these shops is braised chicken!
Like that kind of Malatang and rotating small hot pot, my money is really not rich!
But it's the first time to ask someone's school belle to dinner, and it must be a treat!
The yellow braised chicken is really a bit unreliable!
"Um, Lin Hui, what do you want to eat?" Yan Xin smiled awkwardly.
"I also can!"
Lin Hui is not very picky, but she always comes to these restaurants outside the school gate, and her favorite food is of course Huang Xiaochu's braised chicken!
"Just eat braised chicken!"
braised chicken ba
Talk chicken but not ba, civilized you and me!
It seems that the innocent Lin Hui doesn't understand anything!
But Yan Xin was very happy, the steps Lin Hui gave her would naturally go down!
"Then eat yellow stewed chicken! It's a deal! Today I will treat Senior Colonel Lin to dinner!"
Lin Hui always disagreed, but she couldn't compete with Yan Xin, and finally followed Yan Xin into the braised chicken shop honestly.
Yan Xin couldn't help being a little proud, she didn't expect that the majestic Colonel Lin didn't like those roses and candles!
Didn't I get her approval by studying?
"Welcome! Oops! Handsome men and beautiful women, what do you want to eat? We have a chicken pot for couples here, and a value-for-money couple's braised chicken set meal!"
Yan Xin's buttocks hadn't warmed up yet, the waitress came up, seeing that these two people really match each other, they are definitely a couple!
"Ah! Sister, I want a single serving of braised chicken! Add potatoes and lettuce!" Lin Hui said awkwardly.
"Sister, I want the same one too!"
Yan Xin also lowered her head in embarrassment.
It wasn't because the waiter said they were a couple, Yan Xin naturally had a thicker skin than Lin Hui!
It's because Lin Hui's portion costs 15 yuan, so he can only eat the same one!
"Okay! Serve immediately!" The waiter gave the two of them a puzzled look, and then walked into the back kitchen.
Why are young people so shy now?
The scene at this time is very embarrassing!
Normally, his communication with Lin Hui was limited to studying, but today he had a sudden meal and didn't know what to say.
correct!
When Yan Xin was a scumbag in the past, she often read readers and Yi Lin, and there were many jokes on them, how about telling the school belle today?
"you"
"you"
The two looked up at each other at the same time, and then lowered their heads at the same time.
"Tell me first!" Lin Hui said to Yan Xin with a smile on her face.
"Hahaha, I have nothing to say, I just want to tell you a joke!" Yan Xin spread her hands.
Lin Hui put her hands on her head very obediently, indicating that I am ready.
"One afternoon, a rooster and a hen were lying together on the haystack basking in the sun. Suddenly, the hen ouched, then pointed at the rooster's belly, and said shyly, "It seems that there is fetal movement!" The rooster Sneered, guess what the rooster said?" Yan Xin looked at Lin Hui with great interest and said.
"What did you say?" Lin Hui asked suspiciously.
"The rooster said: The fetus is moving! You are a pain in the ass! Hahahahaha."
After Yan Xin finished speaking, she was the first to laugh, but Lin Hui blushed.
"Tch, you're really not serious, what! This is all!" Although Lin Hui covered her face, she still laughed.
"Hey, hey! And what's more! In a remote rural area, there lived a little girl. The girl's family was very poor, but the girl's neighbor was very rich. They raised a cow, and the girl especially liked to drink milk! But she couldn't buy it at home. Since then, I sneaked to the neighbor’s cowshed every night, lying under the cow and secretly drinking milk. And the skin became better day by day, white and tender! After a long time, the cow was killed, and my father brought back a bowl given by the neighbor. Beef, the girl was secretly sad, thinking that there would be no more milk to drink in the future. Guess what her father said?"
Yan Xin raised her eyebrows obscenely. After Lin Hui noticed Yan Xin's expression, she immediately felt that this joke must be not serious!
"No, I don't know!" Lin An replied frowning.
"Her father said: Try it, kid! Bull beef is the best!" After Yan Xin finished speaking, she burst into tears.
Lin Hui looked at Yan Xin with question marks all over her face: "What? Bull beef? What is this? Why do bulls still produce milk?"
Looking at Lin Hui's innocent eyes, Yan Xin laughed even harder.
Lin Hui rolled her eyes: "What kind of joke are you telling? I don't understand!"
Yan Xin looked at Lin Hui thoughtfully, "You'll understand when you grow up!"
Lin Hui naturally understood the meaning of the words: "Hmph! Not serious! Let's eat quickly!"
Lin Hui looked at Yan Xin who was smiling inexplicably, picked up a piece of chicken with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.
"Hmm! It's delicious!"
Lin Hui's expression became happy in an instant, her head kept swaying from side to side, and her legs stomped on the ground.
Yan Xin hadn't eaten the chicken yet, so she almost spat it out in fright!
How does this Lin Hui feel like he has been electrocuted when he eats a braised chicken?
Lin Hui rolled her eyes, it really is a straight man of steel!
Girls can't stop shaking their heads when they eat delicious food!
"By the way, where are you going after eating? Are you going to the library to study?"
Yan Xin shook her head: "Forget it! I think I'd better go to the municipal library! I'm going to return some books!"
Lin Hui thought in her heart that she wanted to go with Yan Xin, but she was too embarrassed to speak when the words came to her lips!
snort!Isn't that just being too proactive?
No no no!
Although Yan Xin looks handsome and studies well, the joke he told just now was too hooligan!
"Then I'll go back to school and continue my studies!" Lin Hui said with a smile.
Yan Xin nodded.
It's not that he doesn't want to study with the goddess, but that he has reached a bottleneck in reading, and Yan Xin wants to learn a lot of knowledge urgently.
The most attractive thing is naturally the various points and rewards given by the system!
So. Learning and Goddess, I naturally choose to study!
"I really learned! It turns out that dark matter is such a thing!"
"Don't say anything! I feel that Yan Xin must be in the recommended spot this time!"
"Ah! Go home, wash and sleep! I still know too little!"
"Worship to the boss!"
After a detailed explanation, everyone not only understood what dark matter is, but also admired Yan Xin even more!
Zhang Ze's face is like a monkey's butt, it's really uncomfortable to be slapped in the face in public!
"What's wrong? What does Zhang Ze don't understand? Shall I explain it to you in detail?" Yan Xin raised his eyebrows.
Zhang Ze snorted, then picked up his schoolbag and walked out of the classroom.
Yan Xin's strength really scared him!
Before I arrived, this kid actually knows how to do it!
Then this time, maybe he really has to go to the recommendation spot?
"I said that you haven't been to the library much in the past few nights. Could it be that you are studying extracurricular knowledge?" Lin Hui asked in surprise.
"That's right!" Yan Xin didn't deny it either.
Lin Hui didn't know what to say next. The students in the examination room had already returned home, and there were only two people sitting in the examination room.
The scene was awkward for a while.
"Yan Xin! Damn, what are you talking about!" Yan Xin muttered in her heart, and she would lose the chain at the critical moment!
Yan Xin looked at the time, it was just after eleven o'clock, why not
"Lin Hui, do you have time?" Yan Xin asked suddenly.
"Um, yes! What's the matter?"
"Why don't we have lunch together! I'll go to study in the afternoon! I don't want to go home!" Yan Xin said with a smile.
Lin Hui nodded.
The spectators at the school gate had already dispersed, Yan Xin looked around, and his eyes stopped on the braised chicken from Huang Xiaochu.
Yan Xin touched the remaining 30 yuan in his pocket, and couldn't help smacking his lips. At present, the only food available in these shops is braised chicken!
Like that kind of Malatang and rotating small hot pot, my money is really not rich!
But it's the first time to ask someone's school belle to dinner, and it must be a treat!
The yellow braised chicken is really a bit unreliable!
"Um, Lin Hui, what do you want to eat?" Yan Xin smiled awkwardly.
"I also can!"
Lin Hui is not very picky, but she always comes to these restaurants outside the school gate, and her favorite food is of course Huang Xiaochu's braised chicken!
"Just eat braised chicken!"
braised chicken ba
Talk chicken but not ba, civilized you and me!
It seems that the innocent Lin Hui doesn't understand anything!
But Yan Xin was very happy, the steps Lin Hui gave her would naturally go down!
"Then eat yellow stewed chicken! It's a deal! Today I will treat Senior Colonel Lin to dinner!"
Lin Hui always disagreed, but she couldn't compete with Yan Xin, and finally followed Yan Xin into the braised chicken shop honestly.
Yan Xin couldn't help being a little proud, she didn't expect that the majestic Colonel Lin didn't like those roses and candles!
Didn't I get her approval by studying?
"Welcome! Oops! Handsome men and beautiful women, what do you want to eat? We have a chicken pot for couples here, and a value-for-money couple's braised chicken set meal!"
Yan Xin's buttocks hadn't warmed up yet, the waitress came up, seeing that these two people really match each other, they are definitely a couple!
"Ah! Sister, I want a single serving of braised chicken! Add potatoes and lettuce!" Lin Hui said awkwardly.
"Sister, I want the same one too!"
Yan Xin also lowered her head in embarrassment.
It wasn't because the waiter said they were a couple, Yan Xin naturally had a thicker skin than Lin Hui!
It's because Lin Hui's portion costs 15 yuan, so he can only eat the same one!
"Okay! Serve immediately!" The waiter gave the two of them a puzzled look, and then walked into the back kitchen.
Why are young people so shy now?
The scene at this time is very embarrassing!
Normally, his communication with Lin Hui was limited to studying, but today he had a sudden meal and didn't know what to say.
correct!
When Yan Xin was a scumbag in the past, she often read readers and Yi Lin, and there were many jokes on them, how about telling the school belle today?
"you"
"you"
The two looked up at each other at the same time, and then lowered their heads at the same time.
"Tell me first!" Lin Hui said to Yan Xin with a smile on her face.
"Hahaha, I have nothing to say, I just want to tell you a joke!" Yan Xin spread her hands.
Lin Hui put her hands on her head very obediently, indicating that I am ready.
"One afternoon, a rooster and a hen were lying together on the haystack basking in the sun. Suddenly, the hen ouched, then pointed at the rooster's belly, and said shyly, "It seems that there is fetal movement!" The rooster Sneered, guess what the rooster said?" Yan Xin looked at Lin Hui with great interest and said.
"What did you say?" Lin Hui asked suspiciously.
"The rooster said: The fetus is moving! You are a pain in the ass! Hahahahaha."
After Yan Xin finished speaking, she was the first to laugh, but Lin Hui blushed.
"Tch, you're really not serious, what! This is all!" Although Lin Hui covered her face, she still laughed.
"Hey, hey! And what's more! In a remote rural area, there lived a little girl. The girl's family was very poor, but the girl's neighbor was very rich. They raised a cow, and the girl especially liked to drink milk! But she couldn't buy it at home. Since then, I sneaked to the neighbor’s cowshed every night, lying under the cow and secretly drinking milk. And the skin became better day by day, white and tender! After a long time, the cow was killed, and my father brought back a bowl given by the neighbor. Beef, the girl was secretly sad, thinking that there would be no more milk to drink in the future. Guess what her father said?"
Yan Xin raised her eyebrows obscenely. After Lin Hui noticed Yan Xin's expression, she immediately felt that this joke must be not serious!
"No, I don't know!" Lin An replied frowning.
"Her father said: Try it, kid! Bull beef is the best!" After Yan Xin finished speaking, she burst into tears.
Lin Hui looked at Yan Xin with question marks all over her face: "What? Bull beef? What is this? Why do bulls still produce milk?"
Looking at Lin Hui's innocent eyes, Yan Xin laughed even harder.
Lin Hui rolled her eyes: "What kind of joke are you telling? I don't understand!"
Yan Xin looked at Lin Hui thoughtfully, "You'll understand when you grow up!"
Lin Hui naturally understood the meaning of the words: "Hmph! Not serious! Let's eat quickly!"
Lin Hui looked at Yan Xin who was smiling inexplicably, picked up a piece of chicken with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.
"Hmm! It's delicious!"
Lin Hui's expression became happy in an instant, her head kept swaying from side to side, and her legs stomped on the ground.
Yan Xin hadn't eaten the chicken yet, so she almost spat it out in fright!
How does this Lin Hui feel like he has been electrocuted when he eats a braised chicken?
Lin Hui rolled her eyes, it really is a straight man of steel!
Girls can't stop shaking their heads when they eat delicious food!
"By the way, where are you going after eating? Are you going to the library to study?"
Yan Xin shook her head: "Forget it! I think I'd better go to the municipal library! I'm going to return some books!"
Lin Hui thought in her heart that she wanted to go with Yan Xin, but she was too embarrassed to speak when the words came to her lips!
snort!Isn't that just being too proactive?
No no no!
Although Yan Xin looks handsome and studies well, the joke he told just now was too hooligan!
"Then I'll go back to school and continue my studies!" Lin Hui said with a smile.
Yan Xin nodded.
It's not that he doesn't want to study with the goddess, but that he has reached a bottleneck in reading, and Yan Xin wants to learn a lot of knowledge urgently.
The most attractive thing is naturally the various points and rewards given by the system!
So. Learning and Goddess, I naturally choose to study!
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