Global Wanted: Play as the strongest villain at the beginning

When Xiao Midnight and Erlang Shen walked out of the ancient tomb, the gate of the ancient tomb closed with a bang.

The bodies of Xiao Midnight and Erlang Shen also returned to normal.

Erlang Shen turned around and wanted to try to push the wooden door of the ancient tomb, but before he reached the door of the ancient tomb, he knelt down on the ground with a plop.

"Second brother, there is no need for this."

"It's not that we lost, why do you kneel down and apologize?"

After Erlang heard this, he felt as if he wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Where the hell am I kneeling down and apologizing?"

When Erlang Shen was about to stand up, his eyes suddenly rolled.

"Quick, brother, help me."

Xiao Midnight helplessly shook his head.

He put the imperial decree into the space ring and walked towards Erlang God.

When he pulled to Erlangshen's side and was about to help Erlangshen, there was a 'plop', and he also knelt on the ground.

Seeing this, Erlangshen said proudly, "Did you see, did I just kneel down and apologize?"

Xiao Midnight did not expect Jinkou Yuyan to be so powerful, as long as they got close to the ancient tomb, their bodies would kneel on the ground uncontrollably.

At this time, Xiao Midnight looked at Erlang God suspiciously and said, "Second brother, I kneel as soon as I am a mortal, but you are a god, won't your face turn red when you kneel like this?"

Erlangshen was right when he thought about it, he saw him kneeling on the ground and slowly rubbing his back.

When he got rid of that kind of heavenly power, he stood up abruptly.

Xiao Midnight imitated Erlang Shen's appearance and walked back.

Erlang slapped the dust off his body, and said, "Damn it, it's a good thing no one saw it, otherwise it would be a big embarrassment."

At this time, all the immortals in the heavenly court felt a burst of blush.

It's really embarrassing for a fairy to kneel down in front of the grave of a mortal.

"Brother Di! I propose to ban God Erlang!" Tianwang Tota Li, who was being punished by Tianlei, said righteously.

The Jade Emperor glared at Tuota Li Tianwang and said, "You can do it, you can do it, you can go."

King Tota Li waved his hand and said, "Brother Di, if I go, I will definitely be number one on the list!"

Taibai Jinxing, who was about to be struck to death by the thunder, glared at Tianwang Tota Li and said, "Heavenly King, you are being bragged, you should find a way to get the thunder back, otherwise it won't take long, and you will all be so special!" Why don't you go to the ceremony?"

As soon as they heard that they were going to follow the ceremony, the expressions of all the immortals changed suddenly.

"Damn it, Hong Haier, the son of the Bull Demon King, was admitted to Tiandao Academy two days ago. I just received 1000 cents coins. I haven't been paid this month. I don't have any money in my pocket." Third Prince Nezha Said with a face of embarrassment.

"Fuck, it's as if I'm rich. Recently, the price of medicine in the medicinal material market in the fairy world has skyrocketed. I have started to cut corners in alchemy." Taishang Laojun said while touching Qiankun's sleeve.

The Jade Emperor didn't argue.

The purpose of those gods is to go to the Jade Emperor to raise their wages.

As far as their little thoughts are concerned, the Jade Emperor is very careful.

On the other side, after Xiao Midnight and Erlang Shen left the ancient tomb, they pushed horizontally and killed the zombies when they saw them.

After all, there are enough nashi to keep the earth and heaven from being destroyed.

Xiao Midnight has been thinking about how powerful the master of this ancient battlefield is, and if Erlang God doesn't make the top ten list, will the Heavenly Court explode.

After all, the Jade Emperor is not easy to mess with.

In addition, there are three thousand Buddhas in the world behind the heaven.

Is the owner of the ancient battlefield really not afraid of them?
The two pushed for half a month, and now the amount of nashi they have is enough to make others despair.

On this day, Xiao Midnight and Erlang Shen were shocked to discover a city.

The defenders of the city turned out to be humans.

Xiao Midnight and Erlang Shen were curious to see what the inside of the city looked like.

At the guard at the city gate, Xiao Midnight and Erlang passed the autopsy.

Although Xiao Midnight absorbed so much corpse poison, he didn't show any signs of becoming a zombie.

After the two entered the city, Erlang saw that everyone around them was looking at them.

To be precise, it is watching Xiao Midnight.

After Xiao Midnight came out of the ancient tomb, he changed into a suit again.

And the clothes worn by the people in this city are ancient clothes.

They are basically long gowns, the rough ones worn by ordinary people, and the ones worn by some literati are much more beautiful.

"Brother, we are going to visit the city anyway, you should change your clothes, you see the place that sells clothes in front of you."

Xiao Midnight nodded.

Ever since he became Mr. Sword, he got used to the robe.

They arrived at a large cloth shop.

There are many robes inside.

"Are the two gentlemen here to buy clothes or cloth?"

"Arrange a few sets of clothes for my eldest brother."

The waiter in the cloth shop glanced at Xiao Midnight's 'exotic clothes', and quickly went to get a set of black robes embroidered with bamboo patterns.

"My lord, try this one."

Xiao Midnight likes black very much.

He picked up the robe and went to the fitting room to try on the black robe.

When he came out, the eyes of Erlang Shen, Xiao Er, and the people who came to buy cloth suddenly lit up.

"Wow, whose son is that, he looks so handsome."

Xiao Midnight looked at a bronze mirror.

"How much is this robe?"

The waiter came over with a flattering expression and said, "20 taels of silver!"

The waiter in the shop did not cheat Xiao Midnight.

But Xiao Midnight came from modern times, so where is the money?

He looked at Erlang Shen.

Erlang shrugged, the heavens don't use money anymore.

The waiter in the shop looked at the two of them without changing his expression.

Instead, he asked with concern: "You two young masters, did you forget to bring your silver taels?"

Before Xiao Midnight could speak, Erlang God came over and whispered to Xiao Midnight: "Brother, why don't we run away!"

Xiao Midnight immediately looked helpless after hearing this.

The Jade Emperor slapped Long An even more, and scolded: "Damn, this guy has lost all the face of our heavenly court, Tota, I let you be in charge of the heavenly rules of the fairy world, how can you manage such a thing?"

Tota Li Tianwang is also very helpless.

Usually Erlang God pretends to be very positive in the heavenly court.

Who knew that this guy would transform as soon as he stepped out of the world.

Xiao Midnight looked at the waiter in the shop and tried to say: "Brother, do you accept Nashi?"

The waiter was taken aback when he heard this.

Even the clothes shoppers were stunned.

"Na, Nashi?"

"My lord, Nashi's value is too high. Our small shop is hard enough to find."

Xiao Midnight and Erlang Shen exchanged glances.

They didn't expect the value of nashi to be so valuable in this world.

"I'll buy a few more sets, can you find them?"

The shop clerk shook his head in embarrassment.

Xiao Midnight asked impatiently: "Nashi, you can just ask if you can accept it."

After receiving the nod from the waiter, Xiao Midnight and Erlangshen each chose a few sets of clothes, Xiao Midnight took out a one-pattern Nashi from the Qiankun ring and threw it to the waiter, saying, "You don't need to look for it!"

The waiter in the shop took Yiwen Nashi and his eyes went straight.

"Young master, you are arrogant!"

"However, son, the value of this nashi is enough to buy the entire cloth shop!"

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