Global Wanted: Play as the strongest villain at the beginning

boom--

Erlang Shen's three-pointed and two-edged halberd pierced the three-striped zombie, as if piercing a stone.

The shock made Erlang's arms go numb.

The Sanwen Zombie looked at Erlangshen fiercely, and let out a low growl.

"Damn it, it really stinks!"

"Did you eat shit just now?"

The mouth of the three-pattern zombie is particularly smelly. Erlang said it smelled like shit, so he kept it.

In fact, the taste in the mouth of the three-striped zombie is more like bad shit.

The three-striped zombie let out another roar.

I saw that the three-pattern zombie grabbed Erlang Shen's three-pointed and two-edged halberd, and exerted all his strength.

He even lifted Erlang God up.

Just when the three-striped zombie was about to smash Erlang God to the ground, Xiao Midnight rushed out and grabbed the yellow talisman on the forehead of the three-striped zombie.

But San Wenzhi's speed was faster than Xiao Midnight.

The three-striped zombie suddenly stretched out its claws and grabbed Xiao Midnight's face.

boom--

Xiao Midnight fell headlong to the ground.

"Damn it, brother!"

"Damn it, don't slap someone in the face when you hit someone, and don't scold your mother when you scold someone."

"How dare you slap my brother in the face!"

If Erlangshen didn't say it, no one would feel that Xiao Midnight had lost face.

Erlangshen's reminder was good, and the people on the earth who watched the live news immediately talked about it.

On the one hand, he felt that Xiao Midnight had lost face, and on the other hand, he felt that the three-striped zombie was a bit immoral and shouldn't slap Xiao Midnight in the face.

At this time, the heavenly court was even more lively.

The Jade Emperor organized all the gods to bet.

"The market has opened, I'm in charge, let's open."

Tota Li Tianwang dropped the melon seeds, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, a bottle of Chunyang Pill, the top elixir in the fairy world, appeared.

"I overwhelm the second child. Although I'm really annoyed by the second child's total pretense every day, he is my brother after all."

The Giant Spirit God also took out a bottle of Chunyang Pill and pressed it on the three-printed zombie.

"Fuck? Giant spirit god, you have a really special personality."

The giant spirit said with a dark face: "Fuck, who the hell told him to let the dog bite me last time."

Wang Wang——

Roaring Sky Dog roared at the Giant Spirit God.

If it weren't for Taibai Jinxing's pull, Xiaotiangou would have gone up.

"Giant Spirit God, how dare you say that, if you didn't want to stew the Xiaotian dog last time, the second child could let the dog bite you."

At this time, Taishang Laojun also pressed Xiao Midnight.

"To be honest, if it's just the second child, I'd definitely overwhelm the zombie, but... I really like this little guy."

Taishang Laojun looked at Xiao Midnight and said.

The others also nodded.

On the other hand, when Xiao Midnight asked Erlang Shenyi to speak, he also felt quite shameless.

Just when the three-pattern zombie was about to throw Erlang Shen out, Xiao Midnight lay on the ground, turned his body violently, and punched the three-pattern zombie.

I don't know if Xiao Midnight did it on purpose, or if he was beaten up by the three-striped zombie just now.

Xiao Midnight even hit the three-printed zombie's crotch impartially.

Roar--

The gods who watched the excitement in the heavenly court shouted one by one like booing.

Some even slammed melon seeds and beer on the big screen.

"This kid is too ruthless!"

The Jade Emperor slapped the table fiercely and shouted: "Fuck, just relying on this punch just now, I will also pull him into the heaven."

"The Jade Emperor is wise! My [-] heavenly soldiers are short of a leader."

"It's so fitting."

At this moment, the body of the three-striped zombie trembled violently.

Erlang Shen was also hung in the air by the three-pattern zombie.

The body of the three-striped zombie trembled violently, and Erlang Shen trembled even more while holding the three-pointed and two-edged halberd.

"My mother, I'm dizzy!"

vomit--

The Sanwen Zombie vomited up Erlang Shen.

Erlangshen vomited three patterns of zombies all over his body.

The Sanwen Zombie roared angrily, and threw Erlang Shen out.

At the same time, he grabbed Xiao Midnight.

Xiao Midnight's body retreated violently.

The three-striped zombie didn't chase him.

Because Xiao Midnight's punch just now was so hard that it smashed the eggs of the three-striped zombie.

Although the three-striped zombie may not be used.

But, that place hurts!
"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you!"

The three-striped zombie said bouncingly.

It probably thought it could pop out another one and a half.

Xiao Midnight stared at the three-striped zombie, turned his eyes suddenly, then pointed behind the three-striped zombie and shouted: "Second brother, grab the yellow talisman on its forehead."

Three-striped zombies have intelligence, and if they have intelligence, they will be fooled.

Sure enough, the three-striped zombie turned around sharply.

However, Erlangshen was lying on the ground rubbing his butt at this time, so there was no one coming to attack him.

When it turned around again, Xiao Midnight was already in front of it.

"Bring it to you!"

I don't know if Xiao Midnight has been with Erlang Shen for too long.

His speech is also similar to that of Erlang God, and he is a fool.

puff--

Xiao Midnight tore off the yellow talisman on the head of the three-striped zombie.

The body of the three-striped zombie becomes a mummy.

"Fuck, big brother, after you get out of the ancient battlefield, you and my brother can go to the Heavenly Court."

Erlangshen walked over with a three-pointed and two-bladed halberd while limping and said.

Xiao Midnight looked at Erlang God curiously and asked, "Can I go to Heaven as a mortal?"

Erlangshen patted Xiao Midnight on the shoulder and said, "That's all right, I'll ask Taishang Laojun to order some Chunyang Pills, and if you eat a few bottles, you'll definitely be immortal!"

Xiao Midnight was taken aback after hearing this.

Some people practice for a lifetime and want to attain Taoism and immortality, but fail.

But someone like Xiao Midnight, with his relationship, can directly ascend to the fairy world, this is the Tao!

"Second brother, I have quite a few brothers..."

"That's nothing, big brother! There's a second brother, and besides, the heaven is so big, it's a fart to get a few people up there."

At this time, on Earth.

Xian hid in the toilet and cried loudly.

He has cultivated for hundreds of years, thinking that one day he will be able to survive the catastrophe and become an immortal.

But it will take at least several thousand years, or even ten thousand years, to cultivate to the Transcending Tribulation Stage.

But Xiao Midnight met Erlang God in the ancient battlefield, so he can ascend to the sky in one step, which makes him not cry.

"My mother, this is life!"

woohoo-

Da Neng in the Dragon Mansion shook his head helplessly when he heard the fairy's cry.

This is like trying to get 700 points in the exam if you want to go to Beijing University.

But there are some people who can be recommended.

After Xiao Midnight took the Nashi of the three-striped zombie, he and Erlang Shen searched for the two-headed giant again.

Erlangshen is just a bandit, Xiao Midnight just collects stones, and Erlangshen takes whatever is valuable.

In a short while, the two-headed giant was stripped off.

Just when Xiao Midnight and Erlang Shen were about to share the spoils, a woman's voice came, shouting, "Don't, don't!"

When Erlang Shen heard the woman's voice, his ears immediately perked up.

"In broad daylight, who is bullying women from good families there?"

"Let me come... Bah, I'll come too!"

Xiao Midnight helplessly shook his head.

He knew that Erlang Shen had spoken his heart just now.

"Why is this guy like a hooligan?"

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