After applying, the country sent me a daughter-in-law

System: I've never seen such a stupid host.

[The system self-rescue function is activated. 】

[The system starts to strengthen the head of the host, invincible iron head skill. 】

boom! ! !
Ye Fan, who fell from the wall, bumped into the Laughing Ghost's head.

The Laughing Ghost was knocked out in an instant, his forehead was dripping with blood, and his head was buzzing.

It was like a meteorite had hit her on the head.

The Laughing Ghost still had a serious smile on his face, he glanced at Ye Fan who was crawling on the ground with fear, and left in a hurry.

……

Waking up in the morning with a dull pain in my forehead.

When I opened my eyes, I found a circle of white coats and a man in uniform standing in front of the hospital bed.

That was the police uncle, whom Ye Fan had seen on TV.

The police uncle specializes in catching people who have made mistakes.

Ye Fan quickly raised his hands above his head in a gesture of surrender.

"Uncle policeman, I will never climb over the wall again, please don't arrest me."

Fumo police officer Jiang Nan was a little confused, it seemed like he couldn't ask anything about this situation!
Shi Hao, the head of the mental hospital, looked at Jiangnan, spread his hands, and said helplessly: "Officer Jiang, you have also seen that Ye Fan is a severely mentally ill patient."

"He probably didn't even know that he met the Laughing Ghost last night, not to mention that he might have fainted before he fell, and he didn't even know how he repelled the Laughing Ghost."

"I think it should be a coincidence. When Ye Fan fell, he just hit the Laughing Ghost, which made him retreat."

"Smashed? That's a second-level resentful soul, whose body is as hard as iron. Can it be injured by a mortal body?"

Jiang Nan didn't believe in coincidences and the like, and he didn't believe that a mortal body could hurt a second-level resentful soul that bullets couldn't hurt.

But seeing Ye Fan's gesture of raising his hand in surrender all the time, he shook his head helplessly.

"Dean Shi, it was our negligence last night, but fortunately Ye Fan is fine, so I can rest assured."

"That Laughing Ghost will definitely not let it go. In addition to the Xiang Yi sent yesterday, Ye Fan and Xiang Yi have already witnessed the Laughing Ghost on the spot."

"If the Laughing Ghost still comes tonight, the two of them will be the primary targets."

"Our police force is limited, I suggest to put the two together for our protection."

"That's the only way to go, so it's hard work, comrades."

Dean Shi Hao nodded.

... ...

When the police officer Jiang Nan left, Ye Fan was alive and well in an instant.

"Hey, Uncle Policeman knows I'm a good guy."

"Dry rice, dry rice."

Ye Fan ran outside with a slipper on his left foot and a cloth shoe on his right.

He didn't wash his face, and his dirty hands were holding the not-so-clean rice bowl, knocking and thumping along the way.

"Cooking, cooking, hurry up and eat!"

Ye Fan's voice echoed in the corridor, like the monitor of the cooking class.

Canteen.

Sitting in his exclusive seat, Ye Fan ate his food with great gulps.

Enjoy the best part of your day.

If he hadn't been able to eat such a delicious meal after going out, he would have run away long ago.

How could he be found by idiot nurses and doctors in white coats on purpose.

At this time, the nurse took Xiang Yi to sit opposite Ye Fan.

"Ye Fan, you didn't wash your face today!"

"The water is too cold, I'm too lazy to wash."

With his mouth full of steamed buns, Ye Fan answered casually.

As soon as he looked up, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Good-looking things always attract people's attention, even if the person is mentally ill.

Ye Fan's gaze was fixed on Xiang Yi in front of him. His long hair was loose and flowing freely, his skin could be broken by blowing bombs, and his delicate and perfect facial features.

Even though she was wearing a loose blue and white striped hospital gown, she still couldn't hide her proud breasts.

Ye Fan quickly swallowed the steamed bun in his mouth, straightened his chicken coop-like hair, and kept wiping his dirty hands and claws on his clothes.

"Nurse sister, is this the daughter-in-law you said before, the country sent me?"

"Aha..."

The nurse smiled awkwardly and said, "Ye Fan, her name is Xiang Yi, and she will follow you for a while."

"Xiang Yi, this is Ye Fan."

From the first time he saw Ye Fan, Xiang Yi frowned.

She has never seen such a sloppy and unhygienic person. She really deserves to be a psychopath.

Seeing Ye Fan's fiery gaze wandering over his body, his eyes were full of disgust, and he really wanted to leave immediately.

Only she knows that she is not mentally ill, she is sober.

She knew that the reason why she could come here was all because her family abandoned her because they were worried that she would lure the Laughing Ghost to their home.

Now facing the threat of death, she can only bear with it and obey the arrangements of the demon police.

At the age of a flower, no one wants to die.

"Daughter-in-law, hello, I'm Ye Fan."

Xiang Yi held his forehead helplessly, and kept admonishing himself that he was a mentally ill, what was more real than a mentally ill.

"Hi, I'm Xiang Yi."

"Daughter-in-law, why don't you eat? Do you not like steamed buns? Then I will eat them for you."

After speaking, Ye Fan stretched out his dirty hand, quickly took the steamed bun, and started to chew it.

Xiang Yi suddenly felt that the food in the whole bowl was not fragrant.

... ...

"Old Xu, do you want a wife?"

"If you want, where is the daughter-in-law?"

"Look, this is my daughter-in-law. The country sent it to me. You can also apply to the country."

After breakfast, Ye Fan started another happy day.

Take Xiang Yi to walk around in the courtyard.

Everyone said, this is my daughter-in-law, the country sent it to me.

It made a bunch of bachelors lose their mentality. They felt that the country was partial, so they didn't give them daughters-in-law.

"Thousand-year kill!"

Ye Fan suddenly squatted behind an obese and slow psychopath, and resorted to his own trick.

The mentally ill face instantly turned green.

Xiang Yi, who had been following along, was dumbfounded, her chrysanthemum tightened.

No wonder the nurse told her to follow Ye Fan well and get familiar with his daily habits.

This guy's behavior is too unreasonable!

If this trick is used on me, it's okay.

After that, with the help of the nurse, Xiang Yi moved the things into Ye Fan's room.

Xiang Yi was judged to be mildly mentally ill and lived in a dormitory with multiple rooms for girls.

Naturally, it is impossible to move Ye Fan there.

Looking at Ye Fan's crumpled quilt, stinky socks, shoes, and dirty underwear thrown around.

Xiang Yi was determined to die.

Covering his nose, he cleared a space for himself, then sat on his bed in a daze.

"Daughter-in-law, wash all these dirty clothes."

"Why do you let me wash your clothes?"

"Outside the male lead, inside the female lead, these clothes are specially saved by me for you."

ah! ! ! ! ! !
Xiang Yi was going crazy in her heart, if Ye Fan wasn't mentally ill, she really wanted to beat Ye Fan up.

Ever since I was a child, I haven't even washed my own clothes, so how could I wash Ye Fan's clothes.

I endure, endure! ! ! !
Covering herself with a quilt, Xiang Yi chose to ignore Ye Fan, otherwise she might be tortured into a true mental illness.

... ...

Twilight gathers, and night falls.

The medical staff of the mental hospital began to be busy before get off work.Administer tranquilizers, feed medicines, make ward rounds, lock the door...

After what happened last night, everyone felt a little palpitated. After finishing their work quickly, they hurried home.

The staff on duty who stayed behind did not dare to go anywhere.

He hid in the duty room, closed the doors and windows, and stared straight at the surveillance screen.

The two sides of the door opposite Ye Fan's ward have now been cleared away, and several demon policemen are lying in ambush inside.

In the ward, Ye Fan fell asleep and fell asleep, and Ha Lazi blew on the pillow.

On the side, Xiang Yi couldn't fall asleep anyway.

Looking at the wall clock on the wall, the second hand is turning round and round, full of hesitation.

How can you sleep so soundly?
Under high pressure, Xiang Yi looked at Ye Fan, who was sleeping in a ecstasy, and felt a little bit of envy in his heart.

I actually envy a psychopath!

A gust of wind blew past, rattling the windows.