The strongest bodyguard and pretty president

Had a good night last night, Qin Mu is reminiscing about it.

Western beauties are really different, especially for cultivators like Dinah.

That taste...

Well, I can't describe it, I just feel very cool, very cool...

Of course, Qin Mu doesn't think that every western beauty is like this, and this may be Dinah's characteristic.

However, with such a wonderful thing, someone dares to disturb his elegant mood, damn it!

Looking at the puddles of cow dung on the ground, Qin Mu sneered, and just as he turned his head, Dinah came out after packing up.

"Oh my God, what have you been doing?"

She covered her mouth in surprise.

A pig next to him was stunned. Maybe he didn't know what he looked like now, but seeing other people turned into a pool of cow dung, how could he have the courage to struggle?

His legs went limp, and he lay on the ground on the spot, trembling all over.

Oh God!
It turns out that this guy is really capable, and he has amazing supernatural powers.

Among these people, only it can move and has its own thinking.

After all, Qin Mu only turned him into a pig, while the others were not so lucky, and they don't know if they will have thoughts after being turned into cow dung.

Qin Mu put his arms around Dinah, "Aifei, you are well dressed today!"

Dinah slapped him coquettishly, "I hate it!"

Qin Mu was very mean, he held her face and teased, "Come on, let me kiss you."

gosh……

Even though Qin Mu's teasing was open, Dinah didn't refuse.

For some reason, she also had a strange feeling that being with Qin Mu felt particularly at ease.

Perhaps it is very comfortable to be with a man you like.

She especially enjoys this kind of comfort now.

The two of them were in a state of embarrassment, when someone came over there, and several masters came to dissuade Qin Mu when they heard that their children had come to harm Qin Mu, but they didn't find the group of young people when they came.

Of course, no one cared about the piles of cow dung on the ground.

Some even stepped on cow dung.

Seeing this, the pig closed his eyes speechlessly, oh my god, he stepped on his son.

Who knew that the puddle of cow dung yelled, "Dad, you stepped on my face!"

"..."

The Patriarch was shocked, "Hold, what?"

Qin Mu let go of Dinah and smiled slightly, "That's your son."

"son?"

Goodness Ward!

When did my son become like this?
"God, what's going on?"

The others also looked at Qin Mu in surprise, and then at the puddles of cow dung on the ground.

"Ask them themselves!"

Qin Mu didn't bother to explain, but just joined hands with Dinah, "My concubine, let's go back to the palace."

Dinah was speechless again, "How shameless!"

"Back to the palace? Where did you get the palace from?"

Qin Mu took her by the hand and went in. If it wasn't for being turned off by these people, she would have to review it this morning.

The people outside had already panicked and hurriedly inquired about the situation.

As a result, after listening to what they said in the morning, one of the house owners was so angry that he kicked the cow dung a few times.

"Incompetent bungler!"

A few puddles of cow dung on the ground were wailing, and the pig had already been terrified.

After beating their own children, several masters collectively pleaded with Qin Mu, "I hope the gods will be merciful, they are young and ignorant, please be generous and let them go!"

young?

A person who is hundreds of years old is still ashamed to say young?

Qin Mu looked displeased, "It's the father's fault if the son doesn't teach. Do you mean to blame me?"

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

Several patriarchs knelt down together, "I hope the gods will be extra merciful and give them a chance."

Qin Mu said unhappily, "Go out, don't make trouble! I still have to sleep!"

"Yes Yes!"

Several Patriarchs hurriedly retreated, the gods were about to sleep, how could they dare to disturb them?

After they withdrew, they didn't dare to leave without authorization, so they could only stay there obediently.

Soon there was thunderous snoring in the room, and they didn't dare to say anything, they just stared at the puddles of cow dung sullenly.

Dinah gave him a blank look, "Okay, what are you pretending to be?"

Qin Mu whispered, "Let them hurry up for a while, why don't we go first?"

"It's not necessary, let them return to their original appearance."

"Those Patriarchs are also pretty good."

Qin Mu said, "No, people have to be punished for making mistakes. How can we let them go so easily?"

At this moment Qin Mu was thinking, "Since you want to let them go, then I will consider it."

Qin Mu came out, coughing——

"God!"

Several masters bowed together, and Qin Mu glanced at these people, "Okay, if it's not for the sake of my concubine, you people will deserve to die!"

"Yes Yes!"

How could the Patriarchs dare to hesitate?

Repeatedly said yes.

These brats are too courageous, right?How dare you disrespect the gods like this.

Qin Mu waved his hand casually, and shed a bright light.

"From now on, your height must not exceed two meters."

whoosh-

Daoguang shone, covering the puddles of cow dung and the pig.

Under Taoism, they really recovered their human bodies.

It's just that the height is a lot shorter than before, the male is about 1.7 meters, and the female is about 1.6 meters.

For this height, they are very dissatisfied.

Everyone stared anxiously, "You—"

Several patriarchs were also dumbfounded, but the gods just expressed their position that they can not be held accountable for their faults, but they must be punished.

So lower their height.

This matter is quite helpless, and they dare not intercede again, so they can only stop their children.

A few young people were still not convinced, they actually made themselves so short.

You must know that the height of other people is more than two meters, and some are even as high as three meters.

How will they meet people in the future?

Qin Mu didn't care what they thought, and took Dinah with him, "Let's go!"

Dinah followed behind him like a little daughter-in-law, very well-behaved.

When the two were about to leave the town, almost all the townspeople rushed to the street, kneeling on the ground, respectful and pious.

Qin Mu and the two of them took the divine beast away through the clouds and fog.

After leaving the town, Qin Mu took Dinah to the site of the sacred tomb.

"Why are you making them shorter?"

Qin Mu smiled slightly, "This is God's will."

God willing?

What do you mean?
Of course Dinah didn't understand.

Qin Mu said, "Heaven's will is God's will. What you in the West say is God's will."

Dinah rolled her eyes, "Do you really think of yourself as God?"

"NO! How can God compare to me? I am the future Lord of the Three Realms, as Buddhism says, the future Buddha."

Dinah curled her lips, this guy always wants to brag.

Now that the Three Realms haven’t recovered, what kind of master are you?
"Why did you bring me here?" Dinah looked at the ruins, feeling a little worried.

Qin Mu said, "I want to find out if there is anything we want."

"If we find them, maybe they can come back."

In the town, the dozen or so young people from several big families roared like thunder. How could they bear it when Qin Mu made them smaller?

But how did they know that it was because Qin Mu shortened them that they saved their lives.

Years later, they had a war with alien races, who were larger and fiercer than they were invading.

This battle killed all the people in the town, only they were short and hid in a deep and narrow cave at the back, so that the foreigners couldn't get in, so they survived.

Because of this, their family can continue.

It's just that since then, their descendants are only more than one meter tall, and there has never been a giant like before.