Personal crazy doctor pretty president
Chapter 62 I'm Not Selling Underpants
After class, Su Mengqing rolled up the textbook, twisted her incomparably hot body, and walked out of the classroom with all kinds of amorous feelings under the fiery eyes of her male compatriots.
With Teacher Su's departure.
In the classroom, it boiled up.
"Damn it, I can't do it, I have to go to the toilet."
"I'll wipe it, and I'll go too... I can't stand it."
"Hey, do you have enough paper to wear? I'll go too."
Next, at least a dozen male students rushed out of the classroom.
Ye Xiaobai blinked his eyes, it seemed that the dozen or so male students didn't seem anxious!Why did you run to the toilet after class?
"It's just too obscene."
Some female classmates rolled their eyes speechlessly, but she also had to express her admiration for Su Mengqing. Even though she herself was a good-looking girl, compared with the evildoer like Teacher Su, she was hit by reality in the end. Incomplete.
This is like a person who is 1.3 meters tall, who is about as tall as Yao Ming, so he has to accept it.
"Brother Bai, welcome to our freshman pharmacy class to study."
Now that class is over, Lin Xiaoling can naturally speak freely.
"Thank you."
Ye Xiaobai smiled and said, "I didn't expect that if I passed by this campus casually, I would meet Su Mengqing, a legendary spicy beauty teacher, and in this class, I would meet Lin Xiaoling.
He had to sigh in his heart, this world is too small!As soon as I turned around, I met again, ape dung!
"By the way, let me tell you something. Cousin Ya'er was kidnapped this morning."
Lin Xiaoling said immediately.
"Oh? Is there such a thing?"
Ye Xiaobai pretended to be surprised.
"That's right! Fortunately, there was no danger. Sister Ya'er said that there was a man with a strong sense of justice who saved her."
Lin Xiaoling held her chin with one hand and said softly.
"Well, yes, I think that man with a strong sense of justice must also be a handsome guy."
Ye Xiaobai nodded in agreement.
"Then I don't know, my cousin said, that man, wearing the mask of Monkey King, doesn't know what he looks like at all." Lin Xiaoling pouted.
"He will definitely not disappoint the audience." Ye Xiaobai laughed.
At this time, behind Ye Xiaobai, there was a noisy voice.
"this is mine……"
"This is mine!"
"Do you want to let go? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up."
"Fuck, who is afraid of whom!"
Ye Xiaobai looked back and saw two male classmates, arguing a lot.
But what surprised Ye Xiaobai was.
Those two male classmates were actually fighting for a piece of toilet paper.
Looking carefully, Ye Xiaobai was messed up in the wind. Isn't that the piece of toilet paper that Teacher Su wiped his nosebleeds in class just now?
After wiping, he casually threw it on the ground, but at this moment, it fell into their hands and turned into a baby bump.
"Forget it, forget it, we are all classmates, I think it's better to have half of you."
A male classmate next to him mediated.
"Okay, half for one person, half for one person."
Both nodded in agreement.
Next, tear the toilet paper in half with a tear.
One of them was clipped into the book flatteringly.
The other one put it in front of my nose and sniffed it, and said to myself, "This is the toilet paper that Teacher Su touched! It still smells like a fragrance. I must treasure it until I stop breathing and my life turns into a piece of dust." .”
Only now did Ye Xiaobai understand why the piece of toilet paper on which he had wiped his nosebleed was so popular. It turned out that it was touched by that spicy teacher Su Mengqing.
These students are so perverted...
Ye Xiaobai couldn't help feeling a chill.
However, it also proved once again how attractive Su Mengqing is and how profound her influence on campus is.
Ye Xiaobai even thought that if Su Mengqing came in with a bowl of urine and said, this is my urine!
I'm afraid there will be a picture of a lot of male students scrambling to drink!
"By the way, is the next class still Teacher Su's class?"
Ye Xiaobai turned around and asked.
"No, the next class is English." Lin Xiaoling replied.
"Oh, then I'll report to the main building first."
Ye Xiaobai got up, took the bag of underwear, and was about to leave. Since the hot and beautiful teacher has no class, he has no reason to stay and continue the class. The kingly way is to get the work done quickly. In this campus, you can often meet the spicy beauty Teacher Su!
"Yeah, let's go!"
Lin Xiaoling nodded again and again. From her point of view, Ye Xiaobai was going to the Academic Affairs Office to report for admission, and the bag in Ye Xiaobai's hand was black, so she didn't know what was in it.
Next, Ye Xiaobai left the first-level pharmacy class and continued towards the main building of the campus.
Soon, he came to the academic affairs office on campus.
"Student, what's the matter with you?"
The director of the academic affairs group is an ordinary-looking man wearing gold-rimmed myopia glasses, named Zheng Feng.
"I'm not a student."
Ye Xiaobai threw the bag of underwear in his hand on the sofa and sat down.
"Oh, you're not a student, so you... are?" Zheng Feng was slightly surprised.
"My name is Ye Xiaobai, and I came to your school to be a professor."
Ye Xiaobai said straight to the point.
"what?"
Zheng Feng's eyes widened, to be a professor?
What kind of international joke is this kid playing?
Zhonghai Medical University is the leading medical university in the country. Every year, it cultivates many medical talents for the country and major hospitals, and makes great contributions to the medical cause of this society. The awards won are not counted. its number.
Therefore, Zhonghai Medical University has become one of the colleges and universities that must fill in the college entrance examination every year, and every student who loves medicine must fill in their volunteers.
And those who can be professors and lecturers here are all talents among talents, and they are sent to major provincial hospitals at will, at least they are all awesome people who want to be linked to expert clinics.
It is no exaggeration to say that a teacher who has no level and pretends to be a teacher will not be able to get along here at all.
It really makes Zheng Feng feel very absurd for a young boy to say that he wants to be a professor.
"I said, I came to your school to be a professor, please arrange it."
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes, is this guy's ears bad?
"Hey, you are insane! You say you want to be a professor, so you come to be a professor. You think that our Zhonghai University of Medical Sciences is your back garden, and you can do whatever you want!"
The deputy director at the side turned his head and said bluntly.
Zheng Feng also felt that this kid came here to amuse himself deliberately, and his tone became cold, "Little friend, I'm very busy, I don't have time to joke with you, you go!"
"Hey, what's your attitude, why can't I be a professor?"
Ye Xiaobai's complexion changed slightly.
"Okay! You can be a professor, but our school is too small to accommodate a great god like you, so please go ahead!"
Zheng Feng showed a mocking smile.
Today's young people are just unrealistic, ambitious, and unrealistically paranoid.
"Forget it, I don't care about you, let that Dr. Liu come to see me."
Ye Xiaobai raised his legs and said calmly.
Originally, he wanted to get up and leave, but after thinking about it, this was an invitation from Dr. Liu, and it wasn't these two idiots, so why bother to have the same knowledge as them!
"Dr. Liu? You mean Liu Hao?"
Zheng Feng frowned slightly.
"I don't know if his name is Liu Hao, but he is a fat guy anyway."
Ye Xiaobai then replied.
"Hehe, since you know Dr. Liu, you should call him yourself!"
Zheng Feng said with a half-smile.
"I don't have his phone number, otherwise, I'd tell you a fart."
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes. He didn't consider Dr. Liu's invitation at that time, so he didn't leave his contact information.
"Haha, you don't even have a phone number. You really have a thick skin. If you want to pretend to be aggressive, it's not like you are pretending. Dr. Liu is now the vice president of our Zhonghai University of Medical Sciences, a person hand-picked by the city government. Even the principal wants to give him some face, can you know such a big man? Ha ha!"
The deputy director beside him couldn't help laughing.
But at this moment, Ye Xiaobai's bag on the sofa suddenly fell apart automatically, revealing a pair of underwear inside.
"I said, what do you want to do, kid? It turns out that you are selling underwear, so you sell it! Why do you want to be a professor? This joke is not funny at all, take it over and have a look! I'll buy a pair."
When Zheng Feng saw Yita's underwear in the bag, he immediately understood, smiled and waved.
"I'm not selling underwear, I keep this for myself! Also, I'm not joking, since you refuse to help contact Dr. Liu, then tell me where he is, and I will go find him myself."
Ye Xiaobai tied the bag again.
"Still pretending, fuck it, wait for me to check and see if he is a student of our school. If he is, he will be expelled directly."
The deputy director at the side immediately started typing and searching on the computer, but it turned out that Ye Xiaobai was really not a student of this medical university.
Ye Xiaobai had a casual expression.
"It's not a student, otherwise you would cry. Director Zheng, in my opinion, it's better to call the security guards to come up and throw him out! This guy is shameless, and he won't leave."
The deputy director suggested.
If it wasn't because Zheng Feng was on the scene, the deputy director would have directly called the security guard downstairs in the main building, but now that the boss is on the scene, it is natural to ask for his opinion.
Director Zheng waved his hand and said, "Since you keep saying you want to see Dr. Liu, well, I'll give you a call to make you give up."
"Yes, let's see how hard you are, how you still pretend."
The deputy director snorted aside.
Next, Zheng Feng pressed the speakerphone in the office, and made a phone call. After dialing the number, the loudspeaker beeped.
"Don't fight."
Ye Xiaobai walked over and hung up the phone.
"Haha, look at the show! You can't pretend anymore! I'll just say it! How could you know Principal Liu." The deputy director smiled triumphantly.
With Teacher Su's departure.
In the classroom, it boiled up.
"Damn it, I can't do it, I have to go to the toilet."
"I'll wipe it, and I'll go too... I can't stand it."
"Hey, do you have enough paper to wear? I'll go too."
Next, at least a dozen male students rushed out of the classroom.
Ye Xiaobai blinked his eyes, it seemed that the dozen or so male students didn't seem anxious!Why did you run to the toilet after class?
"It's just too obscene."
Some female classmates rolled their eyes speechlessly, but she also had to express her admiration for Su Mengqing. Even though she herself was a good-looking girl, compared with the evildoer like Teacher Su, she was hit by reality in the end. Incomplete.
This is like a person who is 1.3 meters tall, who is about as tall as Yao Ming, so he has to accept it.
"Brother Bai, welcome to our freshman pharmacy class to study."
Now that class is over, Lin Xiaoling can naturally speak freely.
"Thank you."
Ye Xiaobai smiled and said, "I didn't expect that if I passed by this campus casually, I would meet Su Mengqing, a legendary spicy beauty teacher, and in this class, I would meet Lin Xiaoling.
He had to sigh in his heart, this world is too small!As soon as I turned around, I met again, ape dung!
"By the way, let me tell you something. Cousin Ya'er was kidnapped this morning."
Lin Xiaoling said immediately.
"Oh? Is there such a thing?"
Ye Xiaobai pretended to be surprised.
"That's right! Fortunately, there was no danger. Sister Ya'er said that there was a man with a strong sense of justice who saved her."
Lin Xiaoling held her chin with one hand and said softly.
"Well, yes, I think that man with a strong sense of justice must also be a handsome guy."
Ye Xiaobai nodded in agreement.
"Then I don't know, my cousin said, that man, wearing the mask of Monkey King, doesn't know what he looks like at all." Lin Xiaoling pouted.
"He will definitely not disappoint the audience." Ye Xiaobai laughed.
At this time, behind Ye Xiaobai, there was a noisy voice.
"this is mine……"
"This is mine!"
"Do you want to let go? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up."
"Fuck, who is afraid of whom!"
Ye Xiaobai looked back and saw two male classmates, arguing a lot.
But what surprised Ye Xiaobai was.
Those two male classmates were actually fighting for a piece of toilet paper.
Looking carefully, Ye Xiaobai was messed up in the wind. Isn't that the piece of toilet paper that Teacher Su wiped his nosebleeds in class just now?
After wiping, he casually threw it on the ground, but at this moment, it fell into their hands and turned into a baby bump.
"Forget it, forget it, we are all classmates, I think it's better to have half of you."
A male classmate next to him mediated.
"Okay, half for one person, half for one person."
Both nodded in agreement.
Next, tear the toilet paper in half with a tear.
One of them was clipped into the book flatteringly.
The other one put it in front of my nose and sniffed it, and said to myself, "This is the toilet paper that Teacher Su touched! It still smells like a fragrance. I must treasure it until I stop breathing and my life turns into a piece of dust." .”
Only now did Ye Xiaobai understand why the piece of toilet paper on which he had wiped his nosebleed was so popular. It turned out that it was touched by that spicy teacher Su Mengqing.
These students are so perverted...
Ye Xiaobai couldn't help feeling a chill.
However, it also proved once again how attractive Su Mengqing is and how profound her influence on campus is.
Ye Xiaobai even thought that if Su Mengqing came in with a bowl of urine and said, this is my urine!
I'm afraid there will be a picture of a lot of male students scrambling to drink!
"By the way, is the next class still Teacher Su's class?"
Ye Xiaobai turned around and asked.
"No, the next class is English." Lin Xiaoling replied.
"Oh, then I'll report to the main building first."
Ye Xiaobai got up, took the bag of underwear, and was about to leave. Since the hot and beautiful teacher has no class, he has no reason to stay and continue the class. The kingly way is to get the work done quickly. In this campus, you can often meet the spicy beauty Teacher Su!
"Yeah, let's go!"
Lin Xiaoling nodded again and again. From her point of view, Ye Xiaobai was going to the Academic Affairs Office to report for admission, and the bag in Ye Xiaobai's hand was black, so she didn't know what was in it.
Next, Ye Xiaobai left the first-level pharmacy class and continued towards the main building of the campus.
Soon, he came to the academic affairs office on campus.
"Student, what's the matter with you?"
The director of the academic affairs group is an ordinary-looking man wearing gold-rimmed myopia glasses, named Zheng Feng.
"I'm not a student."
Ye Xiaobai threw the bag of underwear in his hand on the sofa and sat down.
"Oh, you're not a student, so you... are?" Zheng Feng was slightly surprised.
"My name is Ye Xiaobai, and I came to your school to be a professor."
Ye Xiaobai said straight to the point.
"what?"
Zheng Feng's eyes widened, to be a professor?
What kind of international joke is this kid playing?
Zhonghai Medical University is the leading medical university in the country. Every year, it cultivates many medical talents for the country and major hospitals, and makes great contributions to the medical cause of this society. The awards won are not counted. its number.
Therefore, Zhonghai Medical University has become one of the colleges and universities that must fill in the college entrance examination every year, and every student who loves medicine must fill in their volunteers.
And those who can be professors and lecturers here are all talents among talents, and they are sent to major provincial hospitals at will, at least they are all awesome people who want to be linked to expert clinics.
It is no exaggeration to say that a teacher who has no level and pretends to be a teacher will not be able to get along here at all.
It really makes Zheng Feng feel very absurd for a young boy to say that he wants to be a professor.
"I said, I came to your school to be a professor, please arrange it."
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes, is this guy's ears bad?
"Hey, you are insane! You say you want to be a professor, so you come to be a professor. You think that our Zhonghai University of Medical Sciences is your back garden, and you can do whatever you want!"
The deputy director at the side turned his head and said bluntly.
Zheng Feng also felt that this kid came here to amuse himself deliberately, and his tone became cold, "Little friend, I'm very busy, I don't have time to joke with you, you go!"
"Hey, what's your attitude, why can't I be a professor?"
Ye Xiaobai's complexion changed slightly.
"Okay! You can be a professor, but our school is too small to accommodate a great god like you, so please go ahead!"
Zheng Feng showed a mocking smile.
Today's young people are just unrealistic, ambitious, and unrealistically paranoid.
"Forget it, I don't care about you, let that Dr. Liu come to see me."
Ye Xiaobai raised his legs and said calmly.
Originally, he wanted to get up and leave, but after thinking about it, this was an invitation from Dr. Liu, and it wasn't these two idiots, so why bother to have the same knowledge as them!
"Dr. Liu? You mean Liu Hao?"
Zheng Feng frowned slightly.
"I don't know if his name is Liu Hao, but he is a fat guy anyway."
Ye Xiaobai then replied.
"Hehe, since you know Dr. Liu, you should call him yourself!"
Zheng Feng said with a half-smile.
"I don't have his phone number, otherwise, I'd tell you a fart."
Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes. He didn't consider Dr. Liu's invitation at that time, so he didn't leave his contact information.
"Haha, you don't even have a phone number. You really have a thick skin. If you want to pretend to be aggressive, it's not like you are pretending. Dr. Liu is now the vice president of our Zhonghai University of Medical Sciences, a person hand-picked by the city government. Even the principal wants to give him some face, can you know such a big man? Ha ha!"
The deputy director beside him couldn't help laughing.
But at this moment, Ye Xiaobai's bag on the sofa suddenly fell apart automatically, revealing a pair of underwear inside.
"I said, what do you want to do, kid? It turns out that you are selling underwear, so you sell it! Why do you want to be a professor? This joke is not funny at all, take it over and have a look! I'll buy a pair."
When Zheng Feng saw Yita's underwear in the bag, he immediately understood, smiled and waved.
"I'm not selling underwear, I keep this for myself! Also, I'm not joking, since you refuse to help contact Dr. Liu, then tell me where he is, and I will go find him myself."
Ye Xiaobai tied the bag again.
"Still pretending, fuck it, wait for me to check and see if he is a student of our school. If he is, he will be expelled directly."
The deputy director at the side immediately started typing and searching on the computer, but it turned out that Ye Xiaobai was really not a student of this medical university.
Ye Xiaobai had a casual expression.
"It's not a student, otherwise you would cry. Director Zheng, in my opinion, it's better to call the security guards to come up and throw him out! This guy is shameless, and he won't leave."
The deputy director suggested.
If it wasn't because Zheng Feng was on the scene, the deputy director would have directly called the security guard downstairs in the main building, but now that the boss is on the scene, it is natural to ask for his opinion.
Director Zheng waved his hand and said, "Since you keep saying you want to see Dr. Liu, well, I'll give you a call to make you give up."
"Yes, let's see how hard you are, how you still pretend."
The deputy director snorted aside.
Next, Zheng Feng pressed the speakerphone in the office, and made a phone call. After dialing the number, the loudspeaker beeped.
"Don't fight."
Ye Xiaobai walked over and hung up the phone.
"Haha, look at the show! You can't pretend anymore! I'll just say it! How could you know Principal Liu." The deputy director smiled triumphantly.
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