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Under the awe-inspiring eyes of everyone.

Ye Xiaobai walked to the door with a big grin, and looked at the falcon lying on the ground, looking very miserable.

"I gave you a chance to go, if you don't go, it's fine now, if you want to go, it's not that easy!"

Ye Xiaobai squatted down, shook his head, with an extremely regretful expression.

"My hands have been abolished by you, what else do you want?"

Falcon trembled slightly, gritted his teeth.

Ye Xiaobai lifted the falcon up, and the 100-jin falcon was like a chicken in his hands.

"Hehe, don't you want to experience it, how can I make things difficult for you? Of course I can't let you down! I have always been very Lei Feng-spirited, helping others is a great pursuit in my life. "

Ye Xiaobai returned to the lounge with the dead dog-like falcon in his arms.

Bang!
When he came to the leisure bar, Ye Xiaobai threw the falcon on the ground casually, like throwing trash, without any pity.

This muffled bang only made the hearts of those present jump.

"Everyone has it!"

Ye Xiaobai cleared his throat, looked at the crowd, "Listen to my password, stand tall and short in two rows."

Zhang Baobao's men, who had been trained by Ye Xiaobai before, immediately stood in a row.

But Niu Jin's gang of thugs are a little inexplicable, what is this guy going to do!

"Are you itchy? You don't even listen to my instructions."

Ye Xiaobai's face darkened.

"I don't play anymore."

One of Niu Jin's thugs turned around and ran away. He didn't believe it. If everyone ran together, this kid could catch a few.

"How dare you run away."

Ye Xiaobai grabbed a beer bottle and threw it over, knocking the fleeing thug to the ground with incomparable accuracy.

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but feel their scalps go numb.

Next, everyone saw Ye Xiaobai walking over, punching and kicking the fleeing thug, accompanied by the sound of cracking bones, and screams like killing a pig. Shouting, it only made everyone feel terrified, silent like a cicada, secretly thankful that they didn't have time to run just now.

"Whoever wants to run, just run."

Ye Xiaobai dragged the horrific thug he tossed back, and hung it on the wall with a nail.

The rest of the thugs immediately learned and sold, and stood neatly behind Zhang Baobao's row of younger brothers.

"This is a good baby!"

Ye Xiaobai grinned and nodded in satisfaction.

"Brother...I...I want...don't...line up?"

Baby Zhang looked at Ye Xiaobai in horror.

As for his eldest cousin, he had already followed him in line, leaving only the lonely Zhang Baobao alone.

This is not to say that Zhang Baobao doesn't want to queue up, but because Ye Xiaobai didn't ask his subordinates to queue up before, so he didn't dare to make up his own mind!

"Well, you can join."

Ye Xiaobai nodded.

Zhang Baobao quickly stood in the middle of the line, and now he felt a lot safer.Now he is most afraid of being targeted by Ye Xiaobai alone, that feeling is really too bad, it will scare people out of a heart attack.

Now, standing in front of Ye Xiaobai, there were exactly 20 people.

"Old man, get up quickly and stand in line."

Ye Xiaobai kicked the falcon lying on his feet.

"I...do I have to line up too?"

Falcon looked at Ye Xiaobai coldly.

"Of course, you just broke your hand, not your foot. Hurry up."

Ye Xiaobai rolled his eyes.

"You lunatic, I, Falcon, will never line up. If you want to kill or cut, it's up to you."

Falcon didn't know why Ye Xiaobai asked everyone to line up, but he could sense that this was definitely not a good thing. He tilted his head, looking brave and stubborn.

"Oh! That's fine! If you don't want to line up, I won't force you. If you want to die, then I'm sorry, I don't like killing people very much, because it's too simple and not challenging."

Ye Xiaobai said calmly, his eyes fell on Falcon's face, a sly look flashed across his deep pupils.

Killing is not challenging?
So what is challenging?
There was doubt in everyone's eyes.

But when they saw Ye Xiaobai's wicked smile, an inexplicable fear grew in their hearts.

"However, I've always been very magnanimous, so I'm going to give you another chance to line up. If I count to three and you haven't lined up, I'll kick your balls and make you a Eunuch, anyway, you are skinny, which fits the image of an eunuch."

"Okay, I'm starting to count."

"three."

Ye Xiaobai raised his foot, aimed at Falcon's crotch, and started counting down.

"two."

It's just that the two haven't exited yet, only to see Falcon jumping up quickly, running into the team with a rocket-like speed, and standing beside Niu Jin.

"Hey, I was quite stubborn just now. I said what I wanted to kill or cut, and I listened to it. I didn't expect...you are so unprincipled. I just scared you, and you gave in. Hey, I am so disappointed. .”

Ye Xiaobai sighed pretendingly, but he was very happy in his heart. This is what he wanted.

In his life motto: Anyone who opposes me must let him understand what makes the devil king of chaos.

Falcon is not a fool, he can feel that Ye Xiaobai's stretched feet just now are full of explosive power, once he counts to three and he doesn't move.

He will definitely be kicked out of his double eggs, and the eunuch will be excruciatingly painful.

As a man, he may not want his life, but if he doesn't want that thing, he can't do it.How can you enjoy life without a man's gun?What's the point of living?
Therefore, Falcon immediately chose to stand in line.At the same time, I also used a sentence: A good man does not suffer from immediate losses, to comfort himself, to prove that he is not a coward, but a hero, because there is an old saying that those who know current affairs are heroes!
"Okay, now, you, and you, go and prepare 21 pots of tap water for me again."

Ye Xiaobai randomly ordered two people. The nine pots he had prepared just now had been overturned long ago, and now he had to prepare again.

Soon, 21 pots of tap water were ready, and under Ye Xiaobai's order, everyone had a pot in front of them.

"I know that everyone has come here today. As the host, I don't even invite you to drink water. If this spreads, everyone will think that I am a poor person. Well, so, now I invite you to drink a pot of tap water to quench your thirst. , to express my heart, but there is one thing I want to explain, I am a person! I have always been very frugal, so don't waste it on me!"

Ye Xiaobai said with a smile, as if he was really greeting the host of the guests from afar.

When everyone heard this, they were all speechless. They forced people to drink water, but they still made so many reasons!
Next, the two rows of people picked up the water bottle and began to fill their stomachs.

"I... my hands are useless, I can't drink."

Worried about being punished, Falcon hurriedly reported the situation.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I ignored you as a cripple. Well, you, don't drink for now, go and prepare a longer straw for me."

Ye Xiaobai directed another gangster to get the straw.

Now, the falcon began to drink through the straw.

Not long after, the 21 people drank all the water in their respective kettles, and each of them had a round belly.Some people burp again and again.

"Haha, yes, you have finally learned the principles of frugality is glorious and waste is shameful, but now I want to announce another thing."

Ye Xiaobai grinned.

Everyone looked at Ye Xiaobai suspiciously. Could it be that this kid made us drink enough water before we could play water polo?

It is said that this is a method used to deal with criminals in prisons, let them drink a lot of water, and then play with them as sandbags.

"This matter is actually very simple, that is, within five hours, you are not allowed to go to the toilet. If anyone accidentally urinates, I will cut down his bird. After five hours, you can automatically disband. , each went back to each house, and each went to find his own mother."

Ye Xiaobai continued.

Hearing this, everyone was overjoyed, Zhang Baobao couldn't help asking, "Big brother, it's that simple, let us go?"

"Well, I am a person who loves peace, does what is right, and keeps my word."

Ye Xiaobai nodded.

Everyone is full of fighting spirit, isn't it just holding back urine!I'm holding back!

"However, for the losses here, you guys who take the lead, should you calculate the compensation for me first?"

Ye Xiaobai pulled another bench and sat down.

"Brother, tell me a price, and I, Niu Jin, will definitely compensate you."

Niu Jin made his statement. He knew that his old cousin had no money. If his old cousin made this guy unhappy, he might not be able to leave in five hours.

The current Niu Jin is completely afraid of Ye Xiaobai like a tiger, and the fear comes from the depths of his soul, he just wants to get away from this kid as soon as possible.

"I don't cheat you either, just pay 500 million!"

Ye Xiaobai extended a slap.

Niu Jin jumped slightly, damn it, 500 million!

"Okay, I will pay."

Niu Jin wrote a [-] check in pain, handed it to Ye Xiaobai respectfully, and then returned to stand in the line.

And if he knew that Ye Xiaobai would immediately raise the price to 1000 million if he didn't give a straightforward answer, then he would be secretly grateful.

An hour passed quickly.

Everyone started to urinate, so they held back...

Every minute after that is suffering for them.

But no one dares to urinate. Only they know how uncomfortable it is to have diabetes insipidus but not dare to urinate.

At this moment, they finally understood that this seemingly simple and easy task turned out to be so cruel.

Ye Xiaobai at this time, in their eyes, was a demon from hell.

"The time is up, and there is still one minute left. If we persist, we will win."

Niu Jin looked at the big wall clock on the lounge bar, and was so excited that he was about to cry. Finally, he was going to survive the hellish golden five hours!