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"Students, let's go to class now! In the first class, you must understand what Tao is. It is a very abstract concept. It can represent everything in the universe, and it can also be invisible, invisible, and intangible. The so-called three thousand ways..."

Yu Tong was talking vigorously, when Zhou Tianming interrupted in a strange way: "Beasts... no, professor, I think you are a feudal superstition. Since you are a Taoist priest, show us your skills. Who can talk about those theoretical knowledge?" It’s like a pyramid scheme.”

"Show us something! Come up with something real."

The students booed loudly, completely ignoring Professor Yu Tong.

"Fixed amulet, fixed!"

Yu Tong flicked his fingers, and a talisman came out of his hand, and landed on Zhou Tianming's forehead accurately.

Classmate Zhou, who was yelling a second ago, is as if petrified at this moment.

"Young Master Zhou, what's the matter with you, Young Master Zhou? Don't scare us, move."

Liu Yiming shouted loudly, but did not get any response.

"Gollum!"

The class was silent for a moment, and the sound of swallowing saliva was heard one after another.

"This is called Talisman Technique, which belongs to the advanced Taoism. You don't need to touch it, but you should understand some other things. Taoism is not a superstition, but can be used in real life. For example, in terms of architecture, there is Fengshui in Taoism. In terms of Chinese medicine, there is a theoretical basis in Taoism..."

After the first fire was burned, the students were indeed quite honest, but it could be seen from their eyes that this was the fear of the same, not the recognition of Taoism.

"Student, do you have any doubts?"

Yu Tong was about to light the second fire, but these young people were hard to control. If you didn't convince them, they would have to ride on your neck to shit.

"Professor, do you think metaphysics is more credible or science is more credible?"

Xiaopang asked boldly.

Come on, this question is very nerve-wracking, and it is also the trump card of the students.

"It's all believable!"

Yu Tong replied firmly.

"Tch, professor, it's the same as if you didn't say it. You make us believe something you don't even believe yourself?"

The little fat man sneered.

Yu Tong explained with a smile: "Everyone knows that everything in the world is composed of molecules, atoms, and ions, and atoms are composed of protons and neutrons, and hadrons such as protons and neutrons are composed of quarks. The science engraved in your mind is also the conclusion that modern scientists have worked hard to reach."

"However, the "Tao Te Ching" more than 2000 years ago has been comprehended. One life is two, two is three, and three is all things. This is the truth."

As soon as this remark came out, the students gasped, as if it made sense.

"What's the point? It's just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse. Metaphysics and science are two different things."

The little fat man continued to argue.

"Little fat man, you major in computer science. May I ask who invented the binary mathematics principle of computer?"

Yu Tong asked with a smile.

"This this……"

The little fat man sat there for a long time, shaking his head and saying nothing.

"Students, do you know anything?"

Yu Tong continued to ask.

There was no sound in the class, obviously no one cared about this issue.

"Mathematician of Country D, Leibniz!"

Announced the answer at the same time.

Many students quickly checked Du Niang, and the answer was completely correct.

At this moment, the students already had such a trace of admiration for their classmates. No matter whether they were prepared for a long time or just happened to read this question, they really caught them college students.

"Let me ask you again, on what basis did Breinitz invent binary mathematics?"

There is still silence in the class.

"According to the "Book of Changes", it is invented by the changes of yin and yang, three lines, and 64 hexagrams."

What Yu Tong said is well-founded, but everyone is still skeptical. After studying science for so many years, he was suddenly told that science originated from metaphysics. Who would believe it?
Don't say that science is theology, that's a lie to Newton and Einstein.

"Professor, is "Book of Changes" really that powerful?"

A pretty little girl asked timidly.

This little girl is very cute, she will give her a pillow when she falls asleep, it's time to start the third fire, Yu Tong thought.

"Student, you just had a car accident some time ago. Although the trauma has healed, you still have a dull pain in your abdomen, accompanied by flatulence."

Yu Tong said with a smile.

The girl covered her mouth in surprise, nodded dully, and asked, "Professor, how do you know?"

"Want to know? Say 650.280 silently in your heart, and I'll tell you when your stomach doesn't hurt anymore."

Yu Tong said.

The girl was skeptical, and began to recite the numbers silently, and continued the class at Yutong's side.

Ten minutes later, the girl was astonished and said loudly, "Professor, professor, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore. Isn't this amazing, can reciting a few numbers silently cure the disease?"

"Tang Bingbing, is it true or not? You wouldn't lie on purpose just to please the professor, would you?"

"What nonsense? When did you see Bingbing lie before?"

"Yes, Bing Bing is kind-hearted and has a good conduct. I can trust her."

"Professor, tell me, what's going on? Why can it be cured by reciting a series of numbers?"

The students asked in a hurry.

"This is a small path among the three thousand avenues. The therapy of gossip and numbers, the universe is prehistoric, and it is inseparable from its number. Although everything is numerous, it is inseparable from its image."

"Qian, Kun, Zhen, Xun, Li, Kan, Gen, and Dui correspond to important organs such as the five viscera, six fu organs, heart, mouth, hands and feet. Patients can get a series of numbers by divination, and they can be very happy when they recite silently in their hearts."

"Student Bingbing, your hexagram is Kan Zhongman, Xun Xia Duan, Kun Liu Duan, Dui Shang Que, and the formula for the number is 650.820." Yu Tong explained without reservation.

The students shook their heads in unison, shouting that it was too profound, and the concubine really didn't understand it.

"To put it more clearly, 650 is for warming and nourishing the innate, to help the spleen and yang to grow and change, 8 is for strengthening the spleen, and 2 is for strengthening the lungs with gold, so 820 can help the spleen and purify the evil evil in the abdomen!" Yu Tong patiently explained road.

Students who have passed the ancient prose can understand a little more ignorantly, but let them make divination and cure diseases, what kind of international joke are they making?
"Brilliant!"

"Professor, you are so awesome!"

"Professor, yyds!"

"Professor Yu, I want to give birth to you!"

After three fires were burned, the students were convinced.

Who said that Dharma is useless and metaphysics is supernatural?This class is well-founded, it is clearly explained, and it also shows its true skills. I am convinced, and I am completely convinced.

"Oh! Damn, what did I just go through?"

Finally able to move, Zhou Tianming asked in a daze.

"Young Master Zhou, Professor Yu just immobilized you with a talisman. You sat there for half an hour without moving. Professor Yu is really a master."

The fat man said loudly.