my iceberg president

"puff!"

Yang Xinyi, who was eating, spit out a mouthful of rice, and looked at Fang Weiwei with fiery eyes, "Damn Weiwei, what are you talking about?"

Fang Weiwei smiled embarrassingly, "Hey, don't be jealous, don't be jealous, I'm just joking."

After finishing speaking, she shamelessly sat on the chair, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Seeing that the matter had come to this point, Shen Lang didn't make things difficult for her anymore.

But when he brought the rice out of the kitchen, he saw that the two of them were sweeping the dishes on the table like starving ghosts reincarnated.

"Brother Lang, what kind of meat is this? It's so delicious."

Fang Weiwei wasn't very hungry at first, but just felt delicious, so she came down to join in the fun.

But as soon as the meat was in her mouth, she couldn't stop and ate more than a dozen slices before she slowed down.

"Yeah, what kind of meat is this?"

Yang Xinyi was also a little curious. The meat looked ordinary, but it tasted very good.

It's really unexpected.

Could it be that this Shen Lang was the leader of the army when he was in the army?

If not, then he is really a good chef who was delayed by being a soldier...

"Just eat, why ask so many questions!" Shen Lang said with a smirk.

Three people, four dishes, one pot of rice!
Within a few minutes, everything was wiped away...

Fang Weiwei patted her round belly without caring about her image, and hiccupped, "What is this delicious? Can you tell us now?"

"This...is beef!"

"Beef?" Fang Weiwei didn't believe it, "Beef has this shape? I'm afraid it's not the internal organs of the cow?"

"Well, it's true to say it's internal organs!"

"..." Fang Weiwei was depressed, "Whether it is meat or internal organs, why is there an ambiguous answer?"

Shen Lang narrowed his eyes and said with a sly expression: "Because it is sometimes inside the body and sometimes outside, do you think it is beef or offal?"

Fang Weiwei was originally a medical student, so how could she not understand, her cheeks flushed red in an instant, "Brother Lang, you are too bad, you let others eat you...you."

Yang Xinyi didn't know what it was at first, but after seeing Fang Weiwei's expression, she instantly understood.

vomit~
She resisted the desire to vomit, glared at Shen Lang viciously, and ran to the bathroom quickly.

Not long after, the sound of desperately vomiting came from inside!
Hearing this voice, Fang Weiwei glanced at Shen Lang gloatingly, "Brother Lang, you are miserable, your family is happy, but you have a cleanliness."

"What am I afraid of? I didn't force her to eat." Shen Lang crossed his legs, very proud.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Yang Xinyi got out of the bathroom.

Without saying a word, she rushed into the kitchen and picked up two kitchen knives.

"Shen Lang, you bastard, if I don't kill you today, my surname will not be Yang."

After finishing speaking, she rushed towards Shen Lang in a hurry.

Shen Lang was so frightened that he could no longer maintain a gentleman's demeanor... and Yang Xinyi looked far away.

"I said my wife, it's not my fault, it's what you want to eat."

"It doesn't matter, I just want to kill you, kill you, ahhhhhhh..."

After speaking, the two wandered around the dining table again.

Fang Weiwei glanced at Shen Lang, then at Yang Xinyi, and couldn't help smiling.

Could it be that this is the legendary Huanxi Enemy?
Hey, the two of them ate so much tonic, this night, can't they turn upside down?
Thinking of this, she took another piece of bullwhip and put it in her bowl. This thing sounds disgusting, but it tastes... so delicious!
……

The two quarreled for half an hour before Yang Xinyi was exhausted, threw the kitchen knife on the ground and went back to the house.

After carefully hiding the kitchen knife, Shen Lang followed him back to the room.

After packing up his clothes, he tiptoed to leave.

Although there is a saying that a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, but Yang Xinyi obviously has no intention of having a bridal chamber with her tonight, so she should find a place to sleep on the first floor for a while

However, he had just walked halfway when Yang Xinyi suddenly stopped him.

"You stop for me."

"Uh, what's the matter?" Shen Lang smiled sheepishly.

"Where are you going?"

"Sleeping in the guest room on the first floor." Shen Lang cursed in his heart, if he didn't go to the first floor, could it be possible to have sex with her?

"You...don't leave tonight." Yang Xinyi said with some difficulty.

"What?" Shen Lang was taken aback, he never thought that Yang Xinyi could take the initiative to make such a request.

"Hey, it's my wife who loves me." Said, Shen Lang threw the things away and jumped directly onto the bed.

"You're going to die!" Yang Xinyi kicked him off, "Stay away from me."

"..."

Shen Lang rubbed the place where he was kicked and hurt, his face turned blue, "Wife, what are you going to do?"

"Who made you go to bed? I let you stay to sleep on the floor!" Yang Xinyi said dissatisfied.

"..."

Shen Lang was speechless, "Then I'd better sleep on the first floor."

"No!" Yang Xinyi stopped him again, "If you sleep on the first floor, my parents will know that we are a contract couple. You must sleep on the floor tonight."

In Shen Lang's heart, ten thousand mud horses galloped wildly.

In other people's bridal chambers, it's all you and me, but your own has to be accompanied by the cold floor?

Shen Lang wanted to scold his mother...but before he opened his mouth, he heard a sudden sound of footsteps outside.

Yang Xinyi obviously heard it too, her face became a little ugly, and she whispered:
"This damn Weiwei actually came to listen to the corner."

Listen to the corner?
Shen Lang was overjoyed, this Fang Weiwei was really interesting, it was a divine assist.

Shen Lang chuckled, leaned in front of Yang Xinyi and said, "Daughter-in-law, we have to hurry up and get down to business. If the father-in-law and mother-in-law find out about the flaw, it will be bad?"

After finishing speaking, he also glanced at Yang Xinyi's deep career line.

Yang Xinyi's face turned red, and she gave Shen Lang a vicious look, "You'd better put away those small thoughts, don't try to take advantage here."

"Daughter-in-law, I don't like to hear your words. I say this for your own good, right? Although Liu Linfeng's matter has been resolved this time, if it weren't for me, there might be Zhang Linfeng, Wang Linfeng, are you sure you don't need my cooperation tonight?"

"Get out!" Yang Xinyi's pretty face turned cold, "Don't think I don't know your dirty thoughts, don't think about it."

After finishing speaking, she got into the quilt and ignored Shen Lang.

Shen Lang didn't give up, and continued to persuade: "Daughter-in-law, if you are really afraid of being exposed, you still have to make some noise. Simply sleeping together, you can't hide it."

Make a noise?

Yang Xinyi's face flushed under the blanket.

She really couldn't figure it out, this guy is clearly not good at that, but why is he still so perverted?