When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

The fingers of dead branches kept tapping the keyboard, and the old man's eyes were calm, and he said calmly:

"After half an hour, the cat's body was gone."

Ebi Yamamoto wanted to correct me, this is not a cat, but after thinking about it for a while, he said, forget it, and said:

"999, 6 turned over!"

The old man smiled faintly and continued typing on the keyboard.

After half an hour.

A smile appeared on the old man's wrinkled face, like cow dung being blasted, he said disdainfully:

"The little cat is nothing more than that, I have already shot it to death."

Yamamoto took a closer look, and the panda carrying the coffin disappeared.

The screen is normal, it is a photo of an 18-year-old girl.

Yamamoto glanced at the teacher and thought to himself:

"Sure enough, men don't change. Whether it's a vigorous young man or a dull old man, they all like 18-year-old girls. They never change."

Controlling the mouse, Yamamoto made a few clicks on the computer.

I opened several softwares in a row, but there was no abnormality.

Uzumaki Yamamoto exclaimed in amazement: "Sensei is worthy of being a teacher. He took care of this bear and cat in one shot. It really exploded."

As soon as the voice fell, the computer screen suddenly changed.

The picture of the 18-year-old girl disappeared, replaced by a dynamic picture of two pandas carrying the coffin.

The old man's smile froze, he pushed away Yamamoto, sat in front of the computer, and started typing on the keyboard again.

"Da da da!"

The sound of the keyboard is like firecrackers, which can be heard endlessly.

Another half hour later.

After the last symbol was tapped, nothing changed on the screen.

It's still a dynamic picture of a panda carrying a coffin.

The old man looked ugly and cursed angrily, "Damn cat."

Then he punched the computer.

boom!
His fist hit the computer, making a loud noise.

boom!
At this moment, a louder sound rang out.

The computer exploded!
The old man who was closest to the computer had white hair turned black from the blast, and stood up like a broom. After spitting out a mouthful of black smoke, the old man fell to the ground.

As soon as the computer exploded, Yamamoto ran away.

He hurried back, helped the old man up, and asked worriedly, "Teacher, are you alright?"

The old man did not respond like a dead dog.

Yamamoto avoided the old man's face and slapped him three times in a row, but the old man still didn't wake up.

Isn't it dead?

Ubi Yamamoto was very flustered. He glanced at a slipper not far away, took it over immediately, and kept patting the old man's face.

Then hit other parts.

The sound of the shoe board slapping the face and body is very clear and rhythmic, like a beautiful piece of music.

But the old man still didn't wake up.

Ubushi Yamamoto was completely panicked, and his eyes unconsciously glanced there, thinking:

"Slap the egg, the teacher should wake up from the pain, right?"

Just do it!

Uzumaki Yamamoto raised the slipper and slapped it down hard.

"what!"

The old man screamed, stood up staggeringly with an exploding head on his head, and said insanely:

"What cats? They're all dead."

Then he fell to the ground, his body bent like a shrimp, and he was still twitching non-stop, which seemed to be caused by the pain in that place.

Obi Yamamoto immediately called an ambulance.

The old man was taken to the hospital.

After some rescue, the doctor announced: "The rescue is futile. The old man is dead. The direct cause of his death is a cracked egg."

The police station came to investigate the matter.

Uzumaki Yamamoto burst into tears and explained: "The computer exploded, the teacher and I were both knocked out, and then a dog ran in and gnawed at the teacher's place."

If Ye Xiaotian knew that Sakura's hacker not only failed to eliminate the Panda Carrying Coffin, but took an old life on the contrary, he would definitely despise them.

But he seems to have always despised the Sakura hacker.

A batch of dishes.

The people above Sakura knew about it, and after they slapped the table angrily, they decided to ask their master, an old friend, for help.

Help the beautiful country.

China.

In the Forbidden City, Lin Shiqing was full of energy.

Because she discovered one thing, she knows far more than Ye Xiaotian about the things in the Forbidden City.

So Lin Shiqing was introducing antiques to Ye Xiaotian the whole time.

Forgot to take pictures.

Even the ants living in the Forbidden City were introduced.

Ye Xiaotian looked at his mother with admiration. It turned out that besides being able to eat, his mother knew a lot.

As soon as he left the Forbidden City, Ye Xiaotian saw two people arguing.

It's a couple.

The aunt asked: "Are men lustful?"

Uncle said calmly: "Anyone who is panting is lustful."

The aunt snorted and said, "Then why are you an exception and turn a blind eye to me?"

Uncle said: "Can't you find the reason from yourself?"

The aunt was dissatisfied and said, "What's wrong with me? I'm not seventy or eighty, and I'm not ugly. With my figure and appearance, I want to get a lot of men from me! Are you someone out there?"

The uncle sighed and said, "You women always think that men are lustful, and what you are greedy for is your figure and appearance."

Aunt asked: "Isn't it?"

The uncle nodded, staring at the aunt and said: "Actually, you don't know that the real good looks of men are the good looks of your women."

After hearing this, the aunt fell silent, feeling a little guilty.

At the same time, she secretly decided that she would treat him a little bit better in the future.

As soon as Ye Xiaotian passed by, he asked, "Auntie, do you know what this uncle means?"

The aunt nodded and said, "I know."

Ye Xiaotian sighed and said, "Looking at you, you don't know."

"Kid, do you know?"

Auntie smiled and asked about Ye Xiaotian.

She just wanted to tease Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian asked: "Uncle's words, do you mean that you don't give him good looks?"

The aunt nodded.

Ye Xiaotian continued: "If you don't give him a good face, what he means is that you don't have a good face, you are a yellow-faced woman!"

Auntie thought for a while, her expression was a bit complicated, and then she walked towards the fruit shop.

Ye Xiaotian asked curiously: "Auntie, what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to buy durians."

The aunt replied that she had already entered the fruit shop.

The uncle who was messed up in place stared at Ye Xiaotian, thinking how to teach him a lesson?
This brat was so bratty that he actually revealed the meaning hidden in his words.

Originally, when he returned home, he could enjoy the life of an uncle.

Well now, when I go back, not only will I be a grandson, but I will also kneel down on the durian.

The uncle smiled maliciously and said, "Little friend, you want to."

Before she finished speaking, Lin Shiqing interrupted: "Look, there is a flying saucer behind you!"

Uncle turned his head to look.

Lin Shiqing hurriedly dragged Ye Xiaotian away.

After running to a safe place, Lin Shiqing tapped Ye Xiaotian's forehead with her fingers and said:
"The matter of the couple, you brat, what are you getting involved in?"

Ye Xiaotian said righteously: "That aunt couldn't understand what my uncle said, so I explained it to her. I'm helping others."

Lin Shiqing supported her forehead and said, "Help me with a hammer."

"Mom, are you hungry?"

Ye Xiaotian changed the subject and said.

"Looks like I'm hungry."

Lin Shiqing said: "Let's go eat!"

Pulling Ye Xiaotian towards the restaurant, Lin Shiqing always felt that she seemed to have forgotten something.