When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

The newborn skin is gradually turning into a healthy color, and the willpower is also increasing.

The seniors didn't dare to walk around with melons after a day or two.

Mainly the blue-skinned soldiers thought of a good way.

That is, when the senior brother was not paying attention, they ran to the side and shouted with all their strength: "Hello senior brother!"

It is said that there is a senior brother who eats melons next to the blue-skinned army and keeps shouting.

As a result, the next day, the person was so frightened that he fell into the lake and drank a few mouthfuls of lake water.

Three days have passed.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Lin Shiqing was sleeping back into the cage.

As for breakfast, she had already called back.

Li Sihan came to the dormitory to play with Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian lowered his voice and said: "Senior sister, keep your voice down, mom is sleeping."

Li Sihan nodded and suggested, "Why don't you come to my dormitory to play?"

Ye Xiaotian nodded immediately, then controlled himself, and said reservedly: "Isn't that good? I'm a boy. Wouldn't it be inconvenient to enter the girls' dormitory?"

"fine."

Li Sihan said, "You're still young."

Hearing this, Ye Xiaotian was elated.

Every boy wants to enter the girls' dormitory. If you don't want to enter, it may be a bit abnormal.

Ye Xiaotian is very normal, so he is very curious about the girls' dormitory.

Li Sihan took Ye Xiaotian to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory.

Every female dormitory building has a dormitory aunt.

The housekeeper aunt is like a border guard, let alone a boy, even a male mosquito will not let it in.

Li Sihan touched Ye Xiaotian's head, and asked curiously: "Why are you so afraid of Auntie the housekeeper?"

Auntie Su Guan, this person like Fa Hai, is dedicated to blocking the marriage of boys.

It's not just that he's scared.

Every boy who wants to enter the girls' dormitory is afraid.

Ye Xiaotian calmed down and said, "How is it possible? There was dust on my clothes just now, so I shook."

"Oh!"

Li Sihan walked in with Ye Xiaotian.

Auntie the housekeeper glanced at Ye Xiaotian and ignored him.

It's just a little kid, what can he do in it?

On the stairs, when many girls saw Ye Xiaotian, their eyes lit up, wishing they could pounce on him.

Kiss, hug and hold high.

Ye Xiaotian gasped, feeling like a lamb that had entered a wolf's den.

"Look at what?"

Li Sihan dispersed the group of "rotten girls".

The girls were all looking at Ye Xiaotian from afar, and some even poked their heads out from the dormitory.

At this moment, Ye Xiaotian understood a truth.

That is, boys and girls are the same.

When girls enter the boys' dormitory, the boys will go crazy.

Similarly, when boys enter the girls' dormitory, the girls will also go crazy.

Coming to the door of 412, Ye Xiaotian faintly heard crying.

Li Sihan pushed open the door, and the crying suddenly became louder.

On a chair, a senior sister was crying, crying very sadly, like a child whose candy was robbed.

Li Sihan walked over to help her calm down, and then asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Someone scolded me!"

The senior sister said something and continued to cry.

Li Sihan wondered, "Who scolded you?"

The senior sister said angrily: "Little Lu Ban scolded me, woo woo..."

"?"

A big black question mark appeared above Li Sihan's head.

"How annoying, this game!"

The senior sister cried and said: "They didn't let Sima Yi play as a support, but let Xiang Yu alone play a support, so I went. When I went, I was blocked by Hou Yi and Zhen Ji on the opposite side."

"When it was fixed, they said, they always felt that Xiang Yu was very fleshy, and said that I was playing the rhythm, I...I, I, I can still stand up and be beaten, and they beat me only when I was fixed."

"I died a few times, and they ordered me to do this and that. How can I stand up? How can I stand up? I can't stand up to them!"

"@##%* Pot.. (I don't understand and there is a pig cry)"

"Originally, I, Xiang Yu, was playing support. I am so big, Xiang Yu, where should I give them? Woohoo."

Li Sihan smiled "poof" and said, "Won't you block them?"

The senior sister sniffed and said, "I forgot!"

Ye Xiaotian came over and said, "Senior Sister, do you want revenge?"

The senior sister was taken aback, stopped crying, and said, "Why are there still people?"

"This is Junior Brother Ye Xiaotian."

Li Sihan introduced Ye Xiaotian, and then introduced that senior sister to Ye Xiaotian: "This is Senior Sister Wu Sisi!"

Wu Sisi nodded, and then asked: "Junior Brother, do you have a way to take revenge?"

Ye Xiaotian nodded and said, "Log in to the king, give me your phone!"

While Wu Sisi was logging into the king, Ye Xiaotian looked around the girls' dormitory.

The main purpose of his coming here is to visit the girls' dormitory...ahem...wrong...to avenge the senior sister.

The situation in the girls' dormitory is completely different from what Ye Xiaotian thought.

Ye Xiaotian imagined the girls' dormitory like this:
Fat times hang around, white stockings and black stockings are placed casually.

The imagination is beautiful, the reality is very skinny.

None of these situations exist.

The girls' dormitory is similar to the boys' dormitory.

It's just a little more trinkets, it's a million times cleaner than the boys' dormitory, no smelly socks littering, no smell ([-] words are omitted below).

Wu Sisi logged into the king, then handed the mobile phone to Ye Xiaotian, and asked curiously: "How do you take revenge?"

"Look!"

Ye Xiaotian changed Wu Sisi's king name.

"Meat tank invincible" was changed to "foodie wants to go to the stars".

Don't think that changing the name is useless.

At first glance, "Meat Tank Invincible" thought he was a big guy who picked his feet.

And "foodie wants to be a star" at first glance thought it was a cute girl.

There is no boy who doesn't like cute girls.

Ye Xiaotian pointed at the screen and asked, "Is this little Luban scolding you?"

Wu Sisi gritted her teeth and said, "Yes."

Ye Xiaotian smiled, and added Xiaoluban as a friend.

Immediately agreed.

Foodie wants to be a star: Little brother, do you want to fight the king together?

Little Luban: Miss, can I make a voice call?

Without the voice, who would know whether the opposite person is a big guy who picks his feet or a flowery nose?
Ye Xiaotian said to Wu Sisi: "Senior Sister, come and make a voice call, just say 'little brother, let's fight the king together or not'."

Wu Sisi snorted, and said: "I don't want to fight him as king, I just want to blow his sky cap!"

"Senior sister, this is a strategy."

Ye Xiaotian said calmly: "As long as you listen to me, I promise to avenge you."

Although reluctant, Wu Sisi complied.

Soon, little Luban pulled Ye Xiaotian to play ranking together.

In order to show off his skills in front of his younger sister and gain his younger sister's favor, Xiao Luban chose Jing to play wild.

Ye Xiaotian chose a Yao, and brought a punishment.

Ye Xiaotian typed: "Brother, is it okay for people to take your blue and red? Hey!"

This "yingyingying" sounds a lot like green tea.

But do you think men really can't tell the difference between green tea?

In fact, they can tell the difference, they just don't mind.

Little Lu Ban quickly replied: "Miss, I'll give you blue, red, and head, as long as you have fun."

The game starts quickly.

Ye Xiaotian bought a wild knife at the beginning, but did not buy gems, and followed behind the mirror the whole time.

All the blue and red in our wild area were taken by him.

And the head that should have belonged to Jing was also taken by Ye Xiaotian.

And this mirror, instead of helping the shooter catch people, followed Ye Xiaotian the whole time, like a dog licking a dog, bah, a personal bodyguard.

After one game, Ye Xiaotian's record is 15-0-3.

The mirror is 0-5-15.

Then played a few rounds in a row.

All won.

Ye Xiaotian was a little tired, so he blocked him.

That little Luban immediately added Ye Xiaotian back.

Ask Ye Xiaotian why he deleted him.

Ye Xiaotian sent a voice message with his own voice, saying: "Because you are so good, you didn't get a single head, hahaha."

After Xiao Luban heard this, Ye Xiaotian immediately blocked him.

Shrimp pork heart!