When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

Lin Shiqing was struggling with math problems.

Of the five multiple-choice questions, she got two of them right, one of which was right, and one of which was wrong.

According to this situation, if the postgraduate entrance examination can be successful, it is really a heifer sitting on a bomb, and cow 13 exploded.

"Mom, how did you pass your mathematics for four years in college?"

Ye Xiaotian asked curiously.

In Lin Shiqing's situation, even if she got all the marks in normal times, she would have to fail at the end of the semester.

"Ah this."

Lin Shiqing's pretty face flushed, she didn't want to talk about the unbearable four years.

Ye Xiaotian asked: "Mom, are you cheating?"

Lin Shiqing waved her hands repeatedly and said, "No, no!"

"Then why didn't you say it?"

Ye Xiaotian said suspiciously.

Lin Shiqing thought for a while and said, "That's Mom's little secret."

"Mom, you've changed."

Ye Xiaotian looked into her eyes and said, "You used to tell me any little secrets, but now you don't tell me."

Lin Shiqing thought for a while, gritted her teeth, and said, "Okay, mom will tell you!"

But you can't tell the people in the live broadcast room!

The fun of this group of people all day long is to hurt her.

The people in the studio quit.

[Fucking ruthless]
[Come on, I want to hear the little secret too]
[Gouqing, if you do this again, I will... I will draw a circle and curse you]
Lin Shiqing ignored the group of fake fans and turned off the live broadcast directly.

"Mom told you, you are not allowed to tell others!"

Lin Shiqing said mysteriously.

Ye Xiaotian nodded.

Lin Shiqing blushed and said, "The math teacher told me that once I clean the classroom, I will add one point to my final grade."

"So mom, how many times have you cleaned?"

Ye Xiaotian asked.

"Mom doesn't remember either."

After thinking for a while, Lin Shiqing said, "Anyway, I clean the classroom every time I have a class."

Ye Xiaotian was too shocked to speak.

Lin Shiqing said happily: "Mom told you that every time I get a final grade, my high math score is 100."

"Are you still proud?"

Ye Xiaotian knocked on her head, very speechless.

Sell ​​your labor for points.

So spineless.

Unlike him, he is tough.

When he was in college in his previous life, Ye Xiaotian failed a code class.

This failure was not caused by him sleeping in class, but because he sneezed in class and couldn't keep up with the teacher.

The things knocked out are obviously the same as those of the teacher, but they are all reported wrong.

At that time, Ye Xiaotian didn't want to please the teacher at all, but changed his strategy and harassed the teacher.

Every morning at five and one in the morning, he would call the teacher on time.

The call got through, and after Ye Xiaotian reported his name and student number, he stopped talking and kept moaning.

Rain or shine, it almost broke the teacher.

Finally, a week later, the teacher changed him by 60 points with tears in his eyes.

"Those were the best four years of my mother's math career."

Lin Shiqing smiled and said, just like a fool.

"Mom, people should be down-to-earth, and don't think about getting something for nothing."

Ye Xiaotian didn't blush at all, and continued, "I'll buy you a few more books."

Lin Shiqing cried bitterly: "Mom doesn't get something for nothing, she gets something for something. Cleaning is also labor! Can I stop buying materials?"

"Is your labor serious?"

Ye Xiaotian said decisively: "Not only do I want to buy materials for you, mom, I also want to buy a lot, a ton!"

After speaking, Ye Xiaotian laughed.

At this moment, Ye Xiaotian in Lin Shiqing's eyes suddenly turned into a little devil.

"Xiaotian, you little devil, mom is fighting with you!"

Lin Shiqing said frantically.

A pair of hands reached out to Ye Xiaotian's face and pinched it.

After 2 minutes, she withdrew her hand in satisfaction.

Ye Xiaotian felt a little resentful, opened the live broadcast room, and threw the math test paper to Lin Shiqing.

Seeing Ye Xiaotian's expression, the fans began to condemn Lin Shiqing.

At this time, a small number of fans were talking about things on the extranet.

[Brother Tian, ​​there are some crooked nuts hacking you]
[There are still some silly 13 foreign media who are blackmailing us in China]
[How can this be tolerated!Everyone Xiuer, take your fellows who are eating, and follow me to fuck those crooked people 13]
[Upstairs, do you know how to log on to the Internet? ]
When Lin Shiqing saw the comments made by the people in the live broadcast room, she immediately became angry, and cursed: "Go to it grandma, I'm going to scold those crazy dogs who drank fake wine to death!"

However, she doesn't seem to be on the Internet.

"Does anyone know how to log on to the Internet?"

Lin Shiqing asked the people in the live broadcast room.

"I'm a big bear"

Then the phone rang.

Lin Shiqing was angry, so she picked it up.

"Hey"

A little old man's voice came from the opposite side.

"What a bad old man, I still have something to do!"

Lin Shiqing said impatiently.

"I'm not a bad old man, I'm Cao Huaizhong!"

Cao Huaizhong said speechlessly.

He was not angry with Lin Shiqing, because he guessed the reason for her anger.

To be honest, if his child was scolded like this, he would probably give the other party a complete set of dog-beating sticks.

"oh oh."

Lin Shiqing quickly said, "I'm sorry, Professor Cao!"

"It's okay, give the phone to Xiaotian."

Professor Cao said, "I have something to tell him."

Ye Xiaotian took the phone.

Professor Cao said: "Xiaotian, someone hacked you on the Internet, do you know?"

Ye Xiaotian said: "I just found out."

Professor Cao warned: "Don't talk to those mad dogs, the more you talk to them, the crazier they will be."

Ye Xiaotian smiled and said, "If a dog bites me, I won't bite back."

There is another sentence at the back: it will only knock its dog's head with its head.

But Ye Xiaotian didn't say it.

Professor Cao was a little surprised, he didn't expect Ye Xiaotian to be in such a good mood, and said:

"I will hold a mathematics exchange meeting for you at Tsingbei University. At that time, I will invite some international mathematicians to come. If you tell them about the proof process of Zhou's conjecture, those rumors will come true. broken."

"There is also a little old man named Marles. He looks a bit mischievous and has a weird temper, but don't be afraid of him."

"This little old man is serious about mathematics. If he believes you, those who scold you, he will scold you back like a mad dog."

"However, you'd better not get too close to him, or you may never get a wife. Although you are only five years old, I still have to say something."

Ye Xiaotian nodded, hung up the phone, and immediately showed two rows of white teeth.

Lin Shiqing was taken aback and asked, "Xiaotian, you don't want to buy two tons of materials, do you?"

Ye Xiaotian smiled and said, "If one ton of materials can't improve your grades, mom, then two tons, if two tons can't do it, then ten tons!"

"little devil!"

Lin Shiqing bared her teeth, rushed towards Ye Xiaotian, and shouted: "I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon!"