When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

"Little friend, but I really want to hit him!"

said the old man.

"Uncle, you misunderstood me!"

Ye Xiaotian shook his head and said:
"I didn't tell you not to beat him, just don't slap him in the face. He already looks like a pig. After the beating, wouldn't he be human and pig? So how do you let him go out to meet people?"

The old man suddenly realized, gave a thumbs up, and praised: "Little friend, you are really a kind person!"

The fist changed direction and aimed at Sakuraman's stomach.

"I pay it, I pay it!"

Sakura shouted.

This fist, which was bigger than a casserole, hit it, and he had to die on the spot?
Ye Xiaotian asked: "Did you hear what he said?"

The onlookers shook their heads.

The old man asked suspiciously: "Did he speak? Wasn't there just one pig braying just now?"

The onlookers echoed, "That's right, it's the pigs braying."

The wind is blowing, the pigs are braying, and my fists are hungry.

The onlookers also raised their fists.

Among them was a big brother of the slipper gang, who directly held the slipper in his hand and aimed at the cherry blossoms.

"He's clearly talking!"

Ye Xiaotian complained: "I heard it all, but you all couldn't hear it, isn't it too dishonest?"

The Sakura people on the ground shed tears of emotion.

It turned out that this kid's conscience was not greatly damaged, but greatly improved.

Everyone was a little puzzled, wondering what kind of medicine Ye Xiaotian was selling in his gourd.

"He was clearly saying, hit me quickly!"

Ye Xiaotian asked everyone: "Have you ever heard of such a request in your life?"

The old man shook his head and said, "No!"

"When dealing with the requirements of international friends, we must satisfy him."

Ye Xiaotian's face was full of righteousness, and he said: "So, uncle, you must hit me hard later, and don't show mercy!"

The old man nodded, his fists creaking.

boom!
He punched down and hit the Sakuraman in the stomach.

The Sakuraman snorted, and curled up like a shrimp.

Bang bang bang!
The punches fell like hailstones.

When a person is evenly matched with his opponent, he will fight to the death. If the opponent is so strong that he can't beat ten of them, he will obediently be beaten.

Because if you resist, you will be beaten harder.

The current Sakuraman is obediently being beaten, his hands are not used to resist, but are used to hug his head.

But no one beat him on the head.

Ye Xiaotian glanced at the big guy with slippers, and said loudly:
"That uncle with slippers, you are a bit too much!"

The boss stopped and looked at Ye Xiaotian suspiciously.

It can be seen that there are many shoe prints clearly printed on the pants of Sakuraman.

"Slippers are for wearing, and for beating children, not for beating international friends."

Ye Xiaotian said.

The boss knew that Ye Xiaotian was very dark, so he cooperated and asked: "Then what should I use to fight?"

Ye Xiaotian ran to the side, picked up a brick, handed it to the boss, and said: "If you have friends who come from afar, you must treat them with bricks!"

The boss said in a bit of embarrassment: "I'm afraid I'll kill him."

Ye Xiaotian said disapprovingly: "Uncle, you just hit the chrysanthemum, not a headshot, how could you kill him?"

"Wonderful, wonderful!"

The boss took the brick and slammed it hard on the cherry blossom man's chrysanthemum.

Several people are greeting the Sakura people.

Ye Xiaotian came to the host lady and said, "Miss sister, please turn off the live broadcast!"

The people in the live broadcast room were excited to watch.

Hearing this, he exploded immediately.

[Don't close it, I'll give you a rocket]
[Show me for 1 minute, I will show you a rocket]
[Don't, don't, don't]
The anchor lady thought for a while, and decided to turn off the live broadcast.

After all, this kind of beating video won't have a good impact if it spreads.

Although it may not be a human being, it’s better not to spread the word.

10 minute later.

The elder brothers were all tired from playing, and they all sat on the side chatting.

They really don't know each other, these people are calling each other brothers now, showing off how ruthless they are.

Ye Xiaotian walked over, picked up 10 banknotes on the ground, and casually stepped on the wrist of the cherry blossom man, breaking the watch on it.

The old man who rolled up his sleeves said to Ye Xiaotian: "Little brother, I see your bones are amazing, how about the few of us, let's worship here today! We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day." .”

Thinking of the ages of these people, Ye Xiaotian resolutely refused: "It's better for you adults to do this kind of sworn worship. I, a child, won't participate."

The old man who rolled up his sleeves was a little regretful, but he didn't force it. He pulled the rest of them to a big tree and began to worship.

The cherry blossom man lying on the ground is not in danger of life, there is no scar on his face, and his hairdo is not even messed up.

If it weren't for the badly wrinkled clothes and the messy shoe prints and brick prints on the trousers, it would be hard to tell that someone had just been taken care of.

Ye Xiaotian came to the side of Sakuraman, smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, and said threateningly:
"If you dare to beat Yaoyaoling, I will tell Yaoyaoling's people that you want to kidnap and sell me. Do you think Yaoyaoling believes in you, or in me as a child?"

Sakura was just about to speak.

The elder brother with his sleeves who was sworn over there immediately shouted: "You still dare to bully the children, second brother, third brother, fight on the battlefield with elder brother and me!"

"Okay, I haven't had fun playing just now!"

Several burly elders came to Sakuraman like the wind, with a smile that an honest person should have, and stared at Sakuraman.

"You don't come here, I don't, no!"

Sakura said tremblingly.

"What, you still want to hit us?"

The old man who rolled up his sleeves learned Ye Xiaotian's black belly, and said angrily.

Raising your fist, you are about to smash it.

"Uncle, stop hitting!"

Ye Xiaotian hurriedly stopped him and said, if he beats him again, the cherry blossom man will probably "turn into spring mud as fertilizer" and die.

That's how things got bigger.

The elder brother who rolled up his sleeves withdrew his hand and gave Sakuraman a vicious look.

Sakura trembled.

"Did you hear me?"

Ye Xiaotian asked impatiently.

"I, I understand, I understand!"

The Sakuraman hurriedly said: "I don't know how to beat demons, don't worry, don't worry!"

Hearing the words, the elder brother who rolled up his sleeves gave Ye Xiaotian an appreciative glance. He didn't expect that this kid was still thinking of them. It was a pity that he was not forced to become a sworn brother just now.

The elder brothers still had something to do, so they bid farewell to Ye Xiaotian.

That young lady ran over and wanted to treat Ye Xiaotian to drink milk tea, thanking him for saving her from the siege.

Thank you for inviting me to drink milk tea, she must be a college girl.

This girl knows that she is in short supply at a glance, how can she let her spend money?

"Miss, you're welcome!"

Ye Xiaotian said righteously: "My mother has taught me since I was a child to be a good boy and to help others. If you want to thank me, you don't need to buy milk tea, because I am neither hungry nor thirsty. You can give me a hug and a kiss." it is also fine."

ps: I wish everyone a healthy Dragon Boat Festival!