When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular
Chapter 53 The ability to lower IQ
"Is there a box in the toilet?"
Lin Shiqing said with some doubts.
Immediately, he thought about what the toilet box was, and stretched out his hand to pinch Ye Xiaotian's face a few times.
"Thanks to my mother, I bought you a lot of delicious food!"
With her small mouth closed, Lin Shiqing said aggrievedly: "You are still making fun of my mother. It really makes my mother feel so sad. It feels like my whole heart is about to break, ah! I have a little difficulty breathing!"
Lin Shiqing's face was aggrieved, but her eyes were piercing, like two big lanterns in the dark night, looking at Ye Xiaotian without blinking.
Of course Ye Xiaotian knew that she was acting.
The playwright is possessed.
For a mother who is possessed by drama, of course she can't get used to it.
Gotta be comforted.
Ye Xiaotian stood up and patted her back like a cat.
Then he apologized and said: "Mom, it's all my fault, I shouldn't say that you went to the toilet box to have a full meal!"
A smile appeared on Lin Shiqing's face, as beautiful as a picture scroll, and she was secretly happy in her heart, a child can be taught.
"It should be said that you went to the private room in the toilet to have a full meal. The private room is taller than the private room. It's because of my inappropriate words. Mom, please forgive me!"
Ye Xiaotian said with a smile, showing two rows of white teeth, and his eyes were very sincere.
As for the playboy's mother, if you don't comfort her, but expose it, she will most likely leave the playboy's body, possess Brother Pingtou, and then beat you up.
No, as soon as Ye Xiaotian "comforted", her mood immediately improved.
Lin Shiqing touched Ye Xiaotian's face, said with a smile: "Xiaotian, you are so sensible, mother is the private room in the toilet."
She didn't say anything later, but she reacted.
By the way, is there any difference between a private room and a private room?
Still kidding about mom.
Lin Shiqing stretched out her hand to Ye Xiaotian's face, performed eighteen kinds of torture, and kneaded his face into various shapes.
After a minute or two, Lin Shiqing withdrew her hand in satisfaction.
Then he took Ye Xiaotian home.
It’s not to take it home and beat it up, but eating in the library is not good, it will affect other people’s reading and learning.
Watching Ye Xiaotian leave, the aunt's son shed tears of envy.
Looking to the side, his mother was staring at him covetously, her eyes were full of hope that the child would become a dragon.
After returning home, Lin Shiqing placed the things she bought on the dining table.
Ye Xiaotian came over to fill his stomach.
What surprised Ye Xiaotian was that her mother was obviously full and her stomach was a little bulging, but now she ran over again.
Open her "big mouth" and happily destroy food.
Perhaps, the difference between a foodie and a normal person is that after a foodie is full, he still wants to have another bite, but accidentally ends up having another meal.
After eating, Lin Shiqing went to the bathroom.
Ye Xiaotian came to the computer and began to look up information about "The Most Powerful Brain".
This year's "The Most Powerful Brain" has indeed changed a lot.
The previous contestants were all Chinese.
Now there are half of the Sakura people.
Not only in Huaxia and Sakura, but also in other parts of the world.
There are still two days left before the deadline for registration.
Those who want to participate, first register online, fill in the information, and let the program team choose.
If you are not eliminated, you can go to Beijing to take the exam.
After passing the exam, you will become a member of "The Most Powerful Brain".
For things like this, Ye Xiaotian wouldn't make a decision by himself, but had to discuss it with his mother.
In a family, everyone needs to discuss major matters, not only the son needs to discuss with the mother, but the mother also needs to discuss with the son, so that the family can be harmonious.
Soon Lin Shiqing came out of the toilet and leisurely came to the dining table.
Get ready for another meal.
Ye Xiaotian was a little speechless, her mother must have been a pigeon in her previous life, right?
"Mom, come here!"
Ye Xiaotian shouted.
Lin Shiqing walked over quickly, and said stinkingly, "What's the matter, I haven't seen you for 10 minutes, you miss mom so much, hey! Mom has such a damn charm that has nowhere to put it!"
"Uh"
Ye Xiaotian blushed, pointed to the computer screen and said, "I want to participate in "The Most Powerful Brain"!"
"Participate, just participate!"
Lin Shiqing said narcissistically: "Anyway, your head is with me, hey! It seems that I can also participate in "The Most Powerful Brain"! When the time comes, our mother and son will play together, killing everyone, and becoming the most dazzling handsome boy in the audience!"
Coming over, Lin Shiqing was watching the program information.
Ye Xiaotian touched her forehead, and whispered in doubt: "You don't have a fever? Why are you talking nonsense in broad daylight?"
Lin Shiqing suddenly turned her head and asked, "Xiao Tian, what are you mumbling about?"
"I said, Mom, if you want to participate in "The Most Powerful Brain", you must have an ability!"
Ye Xiaotian thought for a while and said.
"What ability?"
Lin Shiqing asked curiously.
Ye Xiaotian said: "It is to be able to pull the opponent's IQ into your IQ dimension, and then use your years of experience to defeat the opponent!"
Lin Shiqing rested her chin on her hand and was deep in thought.
Then he clapped his hands and said loudly: "Miao, Miao, ah!"
Then the two signed up online together.
It's just that Lin Shiqing's personal introduction is a bit weird.
My specialty?
Good at eating, one person can feed three people!
my glory?
I once slapped 9 mosquitoes to death!
Seeing what Lin Shiqingtian filled in, Ye Xiaotian was speechless.
Mom, are you the funny guy sent by the monkey?
Soon, the results of the registration came out.
Ye Xiaotian was not eliminated.
As for Lin Shiqing, there is no doubt that she was eliminated.
And the staff enthusiastically replied to her with a message:
A genius like Ms. Lin is not suitable to come to our program. Here I suggest that you can participate in the Kindergarten Funny Contest!
Seeing this message, Ye Xiaotian laughed until tears came out.
Lin Shiqing bared her teeth and complained, "What a bunch of short-sighted guys, I'm such a dazzling pearl, but it's covered in dust! The way of heaven is unfair, so unfair!"
Because the exam was in Beidu, and the recording of the program was also in Beidu, Lin Shiqing spent the next two days packing her things.
Buy another one and a half tickets, and then prepare to fly to Beidu.
As for the half ticket, it was naturally Ye Xiaotian's.
Because he is over 2 years old, but not over 12 years old, the price of the ticket is 50% of the adult ticket.
When the day of departure came, Liu Yifei came to see them off.
Liu Yifei, who was wearing a mask and sunglasses, took off the mask at the airport, and gnawed fiercely on Ye Xiaotian's face.
The face was full of saliva, Ye Xiaotian wiped it, and said: "Sister Yifei, there is still time, you can nibble some more!"
Liu Yifei gnawed and said, "Brother Xiaotian, when you arrive in Beidu, you must remember to think of your sister, and don't trust strangers, and stay by your mother's side!"
Ye Xiaotian nodded, thinking in his heart: "Let's nibble on it again!"
But Liu Yifei was already whispering to Lin Shiqing.
Half an hour later, the two boarded the plane.
Like a giant dragon, the plane soared into the sky, leaving a large and long white cloud in the sky, and then disappeared into the sky of Beichen City.
Lin Shiqing said with some doubts.
Immediately, he thought about what the toilet box was, and stretched out his hand to pinch Ye Xiaotian's face a few times.
"Thanks to my mother, I bought you a lot of delicious food!"
With her small mouth closed, Lin Shiqing said aggrievedly: "You are still making fun of my mother. It really makes my mother feel so sad. It feels like my whole heart is about to break, ah! I have a little difficulty breathing!"
Lin Shiqing's face was aggrieved, but her eyes were piercing, like two big lanterns in the dark night, looking at Ye Xiaotian without blinking.
Of course Ye Xiaotian knew that she was acting.
The playwright is possessed.
For a mother who is possessed by drama, of course she can't get used to it.
Gotta be comforted.
Ye Xiaotian stood up and patted her back like a cat.
Then he apologized and said: "Mom, it's all my fault, I shouldn't say that you went to the toilet box to have a full meal!"
A smile appeared on Lin Shiqing's face, as beautiful as a picture scroll, and she was secretly happy in her heart, a child can be taught.
"It should be said that you went to the private room in the toilet to have a full meal. The private room is taller than the private room. It's because of my inappropriate words. Mom, please forgive me!"
Ye Xiaotian said with a smile, showing two rows of white teeth, and his eyes were very sincere.
As for the playboy's mother, if you don't comfort her, but expose it, she will most likely leave the playboy's body, possess Brother Pingtou, and then beat you up.
No, as soon as Ye Xiaotian "comforted", her mood immediately improved.
Lin Shiqing touched Ye Xiaotian's face, said with a smile: "Xiaotian, you are so sensible, mother is the private room in the toilet."
She didn't say anything later, but she reacted.
By the way, is there any difference between a private room and a private room?
Still kidding about mom.
Lin Shiqing stretched out her hand to Ye Xiaotian's face, performed eighteen kinds of torture, and kneaded his face into various shapes.
After a minute or two, Lin Shiqing withdrew her hand in satisfaction.
Then he took Ye Xiaotian home.
It’s not to take it home and beat it up, but eating in the library is not good, it will affect other people’s reading and learning.
Watching Ye Xiaotian leave, the aunt's son shed tears of envy.
Looking to the side, his mother was staring at him covetously, her eyes were full of hope that the child would become a dragon.
After returning home, Lin Shiqing placed the things she bought on the dining table.
Ye Xiaotian came over to fill his stomach.
What surprised Ye Xiaotian was that her mother was obviously full and her stomach was a little bulging, but now she ran over again.
Open her "big mouth" and happily destroy food.
Perhaps, the difference between a foodie and a normal person is that after a foodie is full, he still wants to have another bite, but accidentally ends up having another meal.
After eating, Lin Shiqing went to the bathroom.
Ye Xiaotian came to the computer and began to look up information about "The Most Powerful Brain".
This year's "The Most Powerful Brain" has indeed changed a lot.
The previous contestants were all Chinese.
Now there are half of the Sakura people.
Not only in Huaxia and Sakura, but also in other parts of the world.
There are still two days left before the deadline for registration.
Those who want to participate, first register online, fill in the information, and let the program team choose.
If you are not eliminated, you can go to Beijing to take the exam.
After passing the exam, you will become a member of "The Most Powerful Brain".
For things like this, Ye Xiaotian wouldn't make a decision by himself, but had to discuss it with his mother.
In a family, everyone needs to discuss major matters, not only the son needs to discuss with the mother, but the mother also needs to discuss with the son, so that the family can be harmonious.
Soon Lin Shiqing came out of the toilet and leisurely came to the dining table.
Get ready for another meal.
Ye Xiaotian was a little speechless, her mother must have been a pigeon in her previous life, right?
"Mom, come here!"
Ye Xiaotian shouted.
Lin Shiqing walked over quickly, and said stinkingly, "What's the matter, I haven't seen you for 10 minutes, you miss mom so much, hey! Mom has such a damn charm that has nowhere to put it!"
"Uh"
Ye Xiaotian blushed, pointed to the computer screen and said, "I want to participate in "The Most Powerful Brain"!"
"Participate, just participate!"
Lin Shiqing said narcissistically: "Anyway, your head is with me, hey! It seems that I can also participate in "The Most Powerful Brain"! When the time comes, our mother and son will play together, killing everyone, and becoming the most dazzling handsome boy in the audience!"
Coming over, Lin Shiqing was watching the program information.
Ye Xiaotian touched her forehead, and whispered in doubt: "You don't have a fever? Why are you talking nonsense in broad daylight?"
Lin Shiqing suddenly turned her head and asked, "Xiao Tian, what are you mumbling about?"
"I said, Mom, if you want to participate in "The Most Powerful Brain", you must have an ability!"
Ye Xiaotian thought for a while and said.
"What ability?"
Lin Shiqing asked curiously.
Ye Xiaotian said: "It is to be able to pull the opponent's IQ into your IQ dimension, and then use your years of experience to defeat the opponent!"
Lin Shiqing rested her chin on her hand and was deep in thought.
Then he clapped his hands and said loudly: "Miao, Miao, ah!"
Then the two signed up online together.
It's just that Lin Shiqing's personal introduction is a bit weird.
My specialty?
Good at eating, one person can feed three people!
my glory?
I once slapped 9 mosquitoes to death!
Seeing what Lin Shiqingtian filled in, Ye Xiaotian was speechless.
Mom, are you the funny guy sent by the monkey?
Soon, the results of the registration came out.
Ye Xiaotian was not eliminated.
As for Lin Shiqing, there is no doubt that she was eliminated.
And the staff enthusiastically replied to her with a message:
A genius like Ms. Lin is not suitable to come to our program. Here I suggest that you can participate in the Kindergarten Funny Contest!
Seeing this message, Ye Xiaotian laughed until tears came out.
Lin Shiqing bared her teeth and complained, "What a bunch of short-sighted guys, I'm such a dazzling pearl, but it's covered in dust! The way of heaven is unfair, so unfair!"
Because the exam was in Beidu, and the recording of the program was also in Beidu, Lin Shiqing spent the next two days packing her things.
Buy another one and a half tickets, and then prepare to fly to Beidu.
As for the half ticket, it was naturally Ye Xiaotian's.
Because he is over 2 years old, but not over 12 years old, the price of the ticket is 50% of the adult ticket.
When the day of departure came, Liu Yifei came to see them off.
Liu Yifei, who was wearing a mask and sunglasses, took off the mask at the airport, and gnawed fiercely on Ye Xiaotian's face.
The face was full of saliva, Ye Xiaotian wiped it, and said: "Sister Yifei, there is still time, you can nibble some more!"
Liu Yifei gnawed and said, "Brother Xiaotian, when you arrive in Beidu, you must remember to think of your sister, and don't trust strangers, and stay by your mother's side!"
Ye Xiaotian nodded, thinking in his heart: "Let's nibble on it again!"
But Liu Yifei was already whispering to Lin Shiqing.
Half an hour later, the two boarded the plane.
Like a giant dragon, the plane soared into the sky, leaving a large and long white cloud in the sky, and then disappeared into the sky of Beichen City.
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