When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

"Get up at six o'clock every morning, run into the toilet in the dormitory, study by the dim light, and be molested by mosquitoes..."

"Every time you are the first to arrive at class and the last to leave, you are studying while others are sleeping and playing games"

"Have you all experienced these things?"

In the live broadcast room, most people commented: [This is me]
The young lady who was the number one scholar in liberal arts at the side all shed bitter tears.

Because that's how she got here.

Fortunately, "Heaven rewards hard work", she finally got the first prize in liberal arts.

Lin Shiqing in the background felt a little uncomfortable when she heard Ye Xiaotian's words.

Unexpectedly, Xiaotian wakes up so early to study every morning.

But what the hell is that first one to the classroom?

Forget it, let's talk about it first.

"Student Xiaotian, I didn't expect you to study so hard."

Ms. Dong praised, then sighed and said: "People can only see the brilliance of successful people in front of others, but they can't see the bitterness of others!"

"No no no!"

Ye Xiaotian shook his head and said, "Aunt Dong, you misunderstood me!"

"I just want to tell you that I have never experienced any of this."

"Besides, I want to tell you that you only see the brilliance of Xueba in front of others, but you can't see the chicness behind Xueba. Where you can't see, Xueba plays unrestrainedly."

"Hey, but sometimes, the knowledge in the book can only be learned at a glance. It is a helpless thing, because it is incompatible with the scumbag."

Ye Xiaotian kept sighing.

Everyone in the studio wanted to beat him.

It's in Versailles!

[In the past, my deskmate liked Versailles, and then we all went to eat at his table, and played disco in front of his grave, singing that today is a good day]
[Upstairs, I am willing to raise his wife for you at the same table]
[Young man, I advise you to use mouse tail juice]
The number one scholar in liberal arts lowered her head in embarrassment.

She felt that she was a scumbag.

Backstage Lin Shiqing's uncomfortable mood has long since disappeared, only shock and doubts remain.

When did Xiaotian become so Versailles?
Ms. Dong's mood was like riding a roller coaster, with ups and downs.

This little one is just too poisonous.

Forget it, ignore him.

"Our science champion is very fond of joking, and he must be a humorous person at ordinary times!"

Ms. Dong calmed down, and said with a normal face: "The second guest is invited!"

"145 points in Chinese."

"150 points in mathematics."

"146 points in English."

"Comprehensive essay 275 points."

"The total score is 716 points."

"She is the number one scholar in liberal arts in Jiangbei Province, Wang Xiaoyu!"

Miss Liberal Arts Champion came over.

"Hello host, brother Xiaotian!"

Wang Xiaoyu smiled and said hello.

Miss Dong nodded.

At this time, Ye Xiaotian said: "Aunt Dong, I haven't talked about my struggle history yet?"

"The show doesn't have much time, so finish recording Wang's first, and come back to record yours when I have time."

Ms. Dong made a random excuse, and then said to Wang Xiaoyu: "Student Wang, can you share your learning method with everyone!"

"Ok!"

Wang Xiaoyu nodded.

At this moment, Ms. Dong was a little nervous, because she was a little worried that the number one scholar in liberal arts was the same as the number one scholar in science.

Pry open everyone's mouths, and then crazily pour poisonous chicken soup.

But looking at this young lady, she probably doesn't look like that kind of person.

"There are roads in the mountains of books, hard work is the path, and there is no limit to the sea of ​​learning and hard work"

Wang Xiaoyu began to talk about her own learning experience.

Miss Dong breathed a sigh of relief, a normal person finally came.

If this champion in liberal arts is like the champion in science, the show will have to be renamed, instead of "Approaching Xueba", it will be called "Send You a Bowl of Poisonous Chicken Soup".

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Wang Xiaoyu talked for half an hour.

It's all about making time to study.

Don't do it alone, discuss it with your classmates.

Also, it is best to have a collection of wrong questions.

Finally, Wang Xiaoyu told everyone about her schedule for the day.

Good guy, the [-] line is either studying or on the way to study.

Full of dry goods.

The people in the live broadcast room were all listening carefully.

Those who took small notebooks were writing.

"If you grow melons, you will reap beans. No one can succeed casually. If you want to be better than others, you must work harder."

Ms. Dong summed it up.

"Aunt Dong, is it my turn?"

Ye Xiaotian asked.

The show was recorded for less than 50 minutes.

The young lady took up half an hour.

He still has a lot of things at the bottom of the box, but he hasn't taken them out yet!
Of course Miss Dong will not let Ye Xiaotian continue pouring poisonous chicken soup.

After thinking for a while, he suggested, "Student Xiaotian, I heard that you are very accomplished in poetry, why don't you just write a poem and cheer everyone up!"

The people in the live broadcast room were all blown up.

Especially the student party, are protesting.

[Please, stop writing poetry]
[Thank you!Man on construction site, has dropped out of school]
[I don’t want to recite it anymore, is there anyone who went to blow up the school with me]
"Fine!"

Ye Xiaotian nodded.

After reading a poem, I will share with you what is at the bottom of the box.

Ye Xiaotian put on a face, took two steps, and stared at the ceiling, as if he was brewing emotions.

In fact, I was thinking, what kind of poems are written about the excited mood after the exam.

Wang Xiaoyu sneaked a glance at Ye Xiaotian, and there were little stars in his eyes.

so cute.

Serious little brother, even cuter.

After 1 minute, Ye Xiaotian finally thought of a poem.

Start saying:

"The past is not enough to praise"

"Today's debauchery has no limits.."

"Horseshoe disease in the spring breeze"

"See all the flowers in Chang'an in one day"

"Nice poem!"

Wang Xiaoyu couldn't help but praise.

Her literary quality is quite high, so it is natural to know that the quality of this poem is very high.

Cute and talented little brother, it would be great if he was my little brother.

Unlike the younger brother at home, he would get itchy skin if he didn't beat him a few times a day.

In Wang Xiaoyu's eyes, the little star was even brighter.

Ms. Dong clapped her hands and praised: "Good poems, good poems, using the mood of the ancients after being ranked in the imperial examinations, to express the feelings of achieving excellent results after the college entrance examination, especially "the spring breeze is proud of the horseshoe disease, and I can see all the flowers in Chang'an in one day". The two poems are wonderfully written!"

"Okay, this is the end of the show"

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Ms. Dong spoke for a minute or two to encourage the students.

After she finished speaking, Ye Xiaotian asked suspiciously: "Aunt Dong, why is it over so soon? I still have a lot of things in the bottom of the box, and I haven't shared them with you yet!"

What's in the bottom of the box?

Enhanced version of arsenic chicken soup!
Let you say it, it is estimated that the students will blow up the school, and then go back to the countryside to herd cattle.

Thinking of the scene where the school is "empty and the students are herding cattle", Ms. Dong panicked.

"Brother Xiaotian, the program recording is complete!"

"If you have something at the bottom of the box, it's better to keep pressing it, so you don't need to take it out!"

Miss Dong said.