When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

"I bought a watch last year and that's a curse word."

Ye Xiaotian explained.

"how is this possible!"

Lin Shiqing said in surprise.

She also knows some swear words.

For example, the ancients scolded people "Zhuzi is not enough and tricky", and modern people use the old saying to scold people "Ru Bi Niang Ye".

But these words, it is easy to see, are not good words.

And "I bought a watch last year" obviously doesn't mean to curse people at all!

The people in the studio were also puzzled.

[Just graduated from kindergarten this year, is there any Shuaibi to explain, I bought a watch last year, why is it a curse word]
[Oh my God! ]
[Is there a big guy with 25cm, give us a popular science, why is this a curse word]
At this time, a spirited young man stood up.

[Everyone in the live broadcast room, I am the 25cm big guy in your mouth, now I will give you a popular science (The big guy is coming.jpg)]
[I bought a watch last year, took out its pinyin birth mother, and grouped it together, wqnmlgb, I believe you all understand it]
With this explanation, most people suddenly realized.

[Are all cultural people swearing so fresh and refined? ]
[Hands cappuccino to Brother Tian]
[study waste]
There are also a small number of people who don't know what it means at all.

[No, Wu Yan group present here, can anyone explain to me why I can’t understand]
An enthusiastic netizen replied to him [literally, I bought a watch last year, hehe (evil.jpg)]
As a result, a large wave of fans who had lost their studies all ran to Wochun Media's scarf.

[I bought a watch last year]
[I bought a watch x10086 last year]
[Your wife, I raise her]
[Your daughter, I also support it]
Soon a hot search was born.

#I bought a watch last year

Xiao Li, who was scolded for not knowing, and still being silly, turned dark.

Commented on Ye Xiaotian's scarf: Do you have any quality? Why do you curse?

Ye Xiaotian immediately replied: Sorry, I never curse (picking nose.jpg)!
When the fans saw it, they burst out laughing and commented: Brother Tian never curses because you are not human, haha!
Xiao Li's face was completely darkened, and he wanted to go mad at this group of netizens, but a call came.

"Who is it!"

Xiao Li connected directly without looking at it, and said impatiently.

"How the fuck do you talk?"

An angry voice came from the phone, it was the voice of Editor-in-Chief Yang.

Xiao Li immediately smiled and apologized: "Editor Yang, I didn't know it was you, I'm sorry!"

"Without further ado."

Editor-in-Chief Yang went straight to the point and said, "Why are there so many netizens scolding us on the scarf? The genealogy of labor and capital has been scolded tens of thousands of times!"

"They're all keyboard warriors!"

Xiao Li sneered.

"I'll give you one day. Hurry up and get rid of these people who scold us, but you can't reduce the heat."

Editor Yang ordered.

Xiao Li agreed, and then hung up the phone.

It's just a group of fans, let's see how I crush you.

Xiao Li found a sailor leader and hired a large number of sailors to play rhythm on the scarf and scold Ye Xiaotian's fans.

[Tiange Niu 13plus]
[Please take it, please give me a piece of residence in Zu'an District, Brother Tian]
[Zuan Tiange]
Ye Xiaotian ignored the comments, because the system beeped.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task and becoming the champion of science in the college entrance examination in Jiangbei Province]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the proof process of Zhou's conjecture]

All of a sudden, a lot of information poured into Ye Xiaotian's mind.

The proof process of Zhou's conjecture was clearly engraved in his mind.

If it is calculated by paper, I am afraid it will not be less than 50 sheets.

Horror!
After a rough look, Ye Xiaotian found that there are many steps that he can't understand at this stage.

No wonder it has stumped the mathematics world for 30 years.

It seems that it takes some time to understand the proof process.

Otherwise, it was published directly, and other mathematicians asked: "Why is this step?"

You replied: "You are blind, don't you know how to read?"

This is so embarrassing that a universe can be deducted.

Moreover, others have reason to suspect that you have plagiarized other people's academic achievements.

However, Ye Xiaotian has gained more than 1 Xueba points, so it shouldn't take long to understand.

At this time, Lin Shiqing asked: "Xiaotian, how do you understand so many curse words?"

"I do not know either."

Ye Xiaotian said perfunctorily.

"Children can't swear like this. You should learn from your mother, who won't"

Before she finished speaking, Lin Shiqing stopped.

Because a comment floated by.

["Zhitian Gang-Guangzhu" sent a rocket x2: Brother Tian, ​​there are a lot of people hacking you again, they are all a group of sailors]
"His grandma took aim."

Lin Shiqing cursed, and said, "Put on my scarf, and scold the group of things that took aim at me."

"Uh"

Ye Xiaotian was ashamed, didn't he say that he couldn't swear?

Just when Lin Shiqing grabbed the phone and was about to kill everyone, the phone rang.

It belongs to Miss Wu.

Sister Wu is the president of the community committee, and she is usually responsible for handling some conflicts between tenants in the community.

"Sister Wu, what's the matter?"

Lin Shiqing calmed down and asked in her usual voice.

"There are a lot of people in the community, and they seem to be people from the university admissions department."

Sister Wu said: "Listen to them, they are all here to find Xiaotian!"

People from the university admissions department, why are you looking for Xiaotian?
The college entrance examination scores haven't come out yet.

Just as Lin Shiqing was about to ask, a middle-aged man's voice came from the phone:

"Is it classmate Ye Xiaotian? I am Teacher Xu from the Admissions Department of Jiangbei University of Science and Technology. Where are you now?"

"I'm his mother, Lin Shiqing."

Lin Shiqing said.

"Oh, it's Miss Lin!"

Teacher Xu said, "Excuse me, where are you now?"

Lin Shiqing didn't answer and asked instead: "You guys are looking for Xiaotian, what's the matter?"

"Our school wants to admit Xiaotian in advance."

Teacher Xu said.

At this time, several noises came from the mobile phone.

"It's Jiangbei University, without technology!"

"It's Jiangbei University of Technology!"

After a while, Teacher Xu said out of breath: "The vegetable market is a bit noisy, don't pay attention to them."

"We are now at Longhu Mountain in Nanchen City."

Lin Shiqing said: "How about, Xiaotian and I will go back tomorrow, and we will meet and talk."

"No, I'm going to Nanchen City right here!"

Teacher Xu said that after asking for the detailed location, he quickly hung up the phone.

After the call ended, Lin Shiqing was in a good mood. Jiangbei University of Science and Technology is 985, a key university.

Unexpectedly, the university that Xiaotian went to was much more focused than her.

The content of the conversation between the two was heard by everyone in the live broadcast room.

Call "Damn trough 666".