When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

[Mom asked me why I watched the live broadcast on my knees, because I saw a fairyland]
[Looking for words in my mind, I want to describe this scene, but I find that I can only lie]
[Fuck x10086]
"so beautiful!"

Looking down, Lin Shiqing shouted in amazement.

"I'm a big bear...a big bear..."

The cell phone rang.

After hanging up the live broadcast, Lin Shiqing answered the phone, it was Liu Yifei's.

"Sister Qingqing, you and brother Xiaotian went on a trip and you didn't call me. I'm so angry!"

Liu Yifei said aggrievedly, like an abandoned widow.

"Didn't you have an announcement?"

Lin Shiqing thought for a while, and said teasingly: "Otherwise, you come here now, and I will take you to have a good time."

"Hey, no time!"

Liu Yifei sighed, and said, "You should take a few more beautiful photos and show them to me."

"Ok."

After hanging up the phone, Lin Shiqing restarted the live broadcast.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were furious.

Without saying a word, the live broadcast was turned off.

Looking at the beautiful scenery, my mind fluttered, and suddenly, the screen went black.

It's like on the road, you saw a girl with a beautiful back, and went to strike up a conversation, only to find that she turned her head, and she was an indistinguishable dinosaur-level monster.

Not only aggrieved, but also want to kill.

Now, the fans wanted to chop Lin Shiqing with a 40-meter long knife.

Lin Shiqing apologized: "I'm sorry, I forgot about you."

She really forgot to be live.

[Dare to feel that our sense of existence is so low]
Some fans complained.

A large group of people are accusing Lin Shiqing.

There were also a small group of people who asked Ye Xiaotian to write a poem.

Wouldn't it be a waste not to write poems in this situation?
"Xiaotian, they want you to write a poem."

Lin Shiqing said.

"Row!"

Looking into the distance, Ye Xiaotian searched for the poems of his previous life in his mind.

The poem "Will be at the top of the mountain, and look at the mountains and small mountains" has existed in this world, and the location of the previous verse is not in Longhu Mountain.

Finally found a poem from the Song Dynasty and revised it a bit.

Although this poem was not included in the teaching materials in the previous life, it is still a good poem of high quality.

Lin Shiqing on the side didn't dare to take a breath, afraid of interrupting Ye Xiaotian's inspiration.

Ye Xiaotian looked around pretendingly, and then said word by word:
"Xideng Dragon and Tiger Visit You Qi, Qiong Yao is not tired every step of the way."

"Wiping away the stone carvings left in Tangyin, how can a natural fairyland be man-made."

When Ye Xiaotian's poem came out.

The studio was amazed.

Anyway, they can't understand it, but they think it's awesome, and they don't know it.

[Shock!Unexpectedly, Brother Tian really wrote a poem, and it was a good poem]
[Upstairs, can you really understand? ]
[I don’t understand, but it doesn’t affect me calling 666, I’d better ask my girlfriend, this poem is 13 or not]
[wake up, you don't have a girlfriend]
Wochun media office building.

Since posting that article last time, Xiao Li has become a regular, no longer an intern, and has also received a bonus of 2500.

Editor-in-chief Yang is still very optimistic about him, and has the meaning of supporting him.

Even the goddess in the company, who used to ignore him before, would come to chat with him now, and wink at him from time to time.

Now Xiao Li is very high-spirited.

I'm thinking about ways to get promoted and raise my salary.

Suddenly, Xiao Li had a flash of inspiration, and thought of the 5-year-old boy who took the college entrance examination last time.
The day when the college entrance examination scores will come out is very close, why not add fire to the last article?

Xiao Li walked into the office and expressed his thoughts to Editor-in-Chief Yang.

Editor-in-Chief Yang laughed loudly, patted Xiao Li on the shoulder, and said, "Not bad, work hard, and my position in the future will be yours."

"Yes!"

Xiao Li said excitedly.

Exit the office, come to the computer and it's Gan.

When he wrote it last time, he still felt a little guilty.

But not at all now.

The law of true fragrance may be late, but it will never be absent.

Xiao Li boarded the scarf of Wochun Media.

Start typing on the keyboard.

The content is to the effect that:
Ye Xiaotian's score in the college entrance examination this time is definitely not high, it is very likely that the score is less than 200, and he can't even pass the college entrance examination.

And the purpose of his college entrance examination is just for hype, because he is broadcasting live on the Douhu platform and needs hype to attract a lot of traffic.
When the last punctuation mark was typed, Xiao Li published it.

Moreover, it also spent money to buy a trending search.

Anyway, the company will reimburse the money and make a little difference from it.

As soon as this scarf was sent out, it caused a big storm.

Even more violent than last time.

It quickly occupied the first place in the hot search, and the popularity was ten times that of the second.

[I said it earlier, it's a hype]
[Laughing, dare to take the college entrance examination at the age of 5, so awesome 13, why don't you go to the moon? ]
[It is recommended to ban all the anchors, they have no positive energy, and they still hype every day. The hype routine is the same as that of an old sow wearing a moon mask, one set after another]
There are also some neutral ones.

[Don't define prematurely, wait for the score to come out, then discuss]
Soon, Ye Xiaotian's fans flocked to the bib.

People from the Zhatian Gang, mom fans, and even Liu Yifei's fans came here.

After a crazy output, they all settled down in the Zaan area.

[You say you, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice the sword, you practice the sword, you still do not practice the sword, practice the sword!Don't practice the golden sword, practice the silver sword!If you give you a sword fairy, you are wrong, but if you give you a sword god, you don't want to be a swordsman.Really, why bother? ]
[You look very creative and live with courage, ugly is not your intention, it is God who lost his temper.You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, he looks rich, looks like a prostate, and his pee is bifurcated, hurry up and get it fixed! ]
[You split your hips and practice parallel bars, you can pee on the kang without eating or drinking, you jump into rivers to pollute water resources, euthanasia wastes time, taking sleeping pills wastes money, gas poisoning wastes gas. ]
Those keyboard warriors, they didn't expect Ye Xiaotian's fans to increase their fighting power so much, it's as if they were cheating, especially the members of the Zhatian Gang, their words were vicious and coquettish, and they all gritted their teeth with hatred.

Why do others call people so literary, but I only call shit?
All of a sudden, the keyboard warriors rolled their faces on the keyboard, desperately struggling.

The heat is getting higher and higher.

Seeing the bib so noisy, Xiao Li smiled. This time he has made a great contribution, and a promotion and salary increase is a certainty.

The work of changing the college entrance examination papers has been preliminarily completed, and the scores of all candidates have come out.

However, it cannot be published yet, because it still needs to be checked again.

Among all the test papers, a small part is randomly selected to see if there are any errors in the scoring, or are wrong.

If a certain ratio is reached, all the test papers will have to be revised again.

However, the candidates' scores will basically not change.