When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

After walking around with his mother for an hour, Ye Xiaotian couldn't move anymore, so he found a bench and sat down to rest.

Not only was Lin Shiqing not tired, but the more she walked, the more energetic she became.

The most speechless thing is that she only goes shopping, not shopping.

Ye Xiaotian wanted to beat her up, why don't you buy anything, just go shopping in Hammer Street?

"Take a rest for 10 minutes, then go shopping." Lin Shiqing sat down next to Ye Xiaotian, with a smile on her face.

Ye Xiaotian really wanted to punch his mother unconscious, and then carry her home, but in view of the strength gap between the two sides, he could only nod helplessly.

Not long after, a mother and son came over.

The spirited young man, who looked about 20 years old, said to her mother: "Mom, I want to buy a dress for my new girlfriend."

"You are so ugly, but you actually have a girlfriend?" Her mother looked in disbelief, "Could it be from online dating? Let me tell you, online dating is not trustworthy."

"All my classmates know her." The spirited boy interrupted his mother.

"what is her name?"

"Angela."

"Still a foreigner." His mother was surprised. "How much?"

"Three dollars."

"It's so little." His mother said proudly, "I'll transfer 888 yuan to you."

While his mother was transferring money to the spirit boy, Ye Xiaotian asked a pupil next to him: "Do you like playing Angela?"

"I play Angela every day, and my skills are getting worse and worse." When it comes to the king, the elementary school student immediately became excited, showing off his love and hatred with Angela to Ye Xiaotian.

"Your Angela was played by someone else?" His mother was stunned, and then she became angry. She ran to the pupil and asked, "You are not even ten years old, how dare you play with Angela?"

"Don't look at my young age, but my skills are getting worse." The elementary school student didn't realize that something was wrong and was still showing off. "I also bought her a set of clothes for 88 yuan."

"He stole other people's girlfriends at a young age." The mother was furious, and wanted to teach the elementary school student a lesson, but luckily the spirit boy stopped her.

Otherwise, elementary school students will have a lot of trouble.

Although he didn't teach the elementary school students a lesson, he was still frightened and cried, "I just bought a skin in the game, why would someone still want to hit me?"

"Skin?" The mother realized that it was tricky, and grabbed the spirited boy who wanted to run away. After apologizing to the elementary school student, she grabbed the spirited boy by the ear and rushed home while kicking.

Ye Xiaotian also saw that the mother took out her mobile phone and dialed a number: "Father, get ready your seven wolves and my feather duster. Let's play this brat in doubles."

The schoolboy was sobbing.

"Maybe it's because your skills are too good and her son's skills are too bad, so she wants to beat you." Ye Xiaotian comforted the elementary school student.

Wanting to understand the reason, the primary school student wiped away his tears, became happy, looked at Ye Xiaotian, and asked suspiciously: "You really look like a person."

"Who?"

"Ye Xiaotian."

"Are you his fan?" Ye Xiaotian was a little excited. He didn't expect that his fans not only spread everywhere, but also included people of all ages.

Even elementary school students are his fans.

"I'm his black fan." The elementary school student pointed in one direction, "I've been squatting on that street for a long time, but I didn't squat him. It's really a pity."

"As the saying goes, 'A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands', hitting someone is a very bad thing." Ye Xiaotian quickly persuaded the lost elementary school student.

"It's not about beating him." The primary school student shook his head, "If I squat down on him, I'll arrest him and let him finish all the homework for me and my friends."

"It's not good either."

Ye Xiaotian was still persuading the elementary school student, but the elementary school student was not free and had to leave because his mother came to call him home for dinner.

"If you meet him, remember to tell me." Before leaving, the elementary school student even reminded Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian's face turned dark, what does the homework of the student party have to do with him?He just relied on his own strength to make the student party's recitation more than a billion points.

"Haha. Hiccup." Lin Shiqing, who had been holding back her laughter, couldn't help it now, and laughed unscrupulously.

"You laughed like a pig." Ye Xiaotian's eyes twitched.

Lin Shiqing was still laughing.

"Stop laughing, go shopping." With a dark face, Ye Xiaotian took his mother's hand and strode away.

"Okay, don't be angry." Lin Shiqing touched Ye Xiaotian's head, and said generously: "I invite you to have a big meal."

They walked to a fancy restaurant.

At the door of the restaurant, Ye Xiaotian saw a scene that made him furious.

Not far away, there was a foreigner who kept raising his middle finger behind a police station.

Lin Shiqing also saw this scene, and said angrily, "I'm going to beat up this trash."

"Don't go, you can't beat him." Ye Xiaotian held his mother back.

"I can fight." Lin Shiqing said solemnly.

"This is just the tip of the iceberg. There are still a lot of this kind of phenomenon in China. Can you fight it? It's better to expose it and attract everyone's attention." Ye Xiaotian took out his mobile phone and recorded a video of that scene.

"System, give me a bad luck charm."

System [Bao, do you want the bad luck charm plus]

"What's the difference?"

System [plus is similar to ordinary talisman, but has an additional ability, which can put a green hat on others, and there is more than one hat]

"Have a bad luck talisman plus."

After deducting some master points, a talisman that only Ye Xiaotian could see floated towards the foreigner and stuck on his body.

After the foreigner raised his middle finger, he was about to leave with extremely arrogant steps.

immediately-

With a bang, he fell into the sewer.

Then an environmental protection worker came over with a manhole cover, covered it, and moved a big stone to press it.

Under the sewer, not only is it extremely dirty, but there is also a group of huge rats living there.

That foreigner is naturally not afraid of dirt, because no matter how dirty the environment is, his heart is not as dirty, he is afraid of a der.

But he was afraid of the rats.

Each one was bigger than a cat, staring at him, braving the green light, opening their bloody mouths, and all rushed over.

The scene of garbage falling into the sewer was only seen by Ye Xiaotian and the others, but they would not tell it because it was a very normal thing.

Shouldn't trash go down the drain?

garbage can?
The trash can can't hold the trash.

Ye Xiaotian and the others were in a good mood, and their appetite grew even bigger. After eating a lot of food, they returned home and uploaded the video they just recorded to their bibs.