When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

"Professor Ye, it's getting late, you might as well stay with me for one night."

Lin Shiqing said: "I'll go and squeeze with Xiaotian, you and sister Tingting can stay in my room for about one night."

After thinking about it, Ye Jiaying nodded in agreement.

It's just that Zhang Tingting disagrees a little, because she wants to squeeze together with Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Jiaying knocked her on the head, jokingly said: "Little Ye is only five years old, you want to plot against him, be careful if you start in three years, the death penalty is below."

Zhang Tingting grinned, and Ye Jiaying entered Lin Shiqing's room.

Ye Xiaotian's room.

The decor is simple, with just some simple alphabets pasted on the walls.

Lin Shiqing was lying on the bed, looking at Ye Xiaotian with wide eyes.

"Mom, what's the matter with you? Did you come to your aunt?"

Being watched by his mother made him feel nervous, Ye Xiaotian opened his mouth to break the atmosphere.

"No."

Lin Shiqing shook her head and said, "I just can't sleep."

"If you can't sleep, just count the dumplings!"

Ye Xiaotian said.

"Isn't it counting sheep?"

Lin Shiqing was puzzled and asked suspiciously.

"I can't count sheep when I can't sleep. It has been passed from abroad. The pronunciation of sheep sheep and sleep is very similar. This is the method used by foreigners before going to bed."

"Counting sheep in China is definitely not enough. It is necessary to count dumplings, which are homophonic to sleep. Counting and counting, I hinted in my heart, and soon fell asleep."

Ye Xiaotian explained.

Ye Xiaotian counted sheep when he was suffering from insomnia, and as a result, he counted from one o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the morning, not only did he not feel sleepy, but he was also alive and well.

But counting dumplings is different, I fell asleep within an hour.

"But I don't want to count the dumplings, because I will get hungry if I count them."

Lin Shiqing said aggrievedly.

Ye Xiaotian patted Lin Shiqing, like a little adult, and said: "Mom, your tone of voice is really childish, so what do you want to do? I can't knock you out with a punch, can I?"

boom!
Lin Shiqing slapped Ye Xiaotian on the shoulder, and laughed and cursed: "Stinky boy, I owe you a slap!"

"Tell me a story!"

Then, he said softly.

"What story do you want to hear? The prince fell in love with the witch, or the little white rabbit fell in love with the big bad wolf?"

Ye Xiaotian said seriously.

"Tell me a normal story!"

Lin Shiqing said.

"Then tell mom the story of Yugong Yishan!"

After thinking about it, Ye Xiaotian said.

"Ok!"

Lin Shiqing nodded obediently.

"Cough cough!"

After deliberating for a while, Ye Xiaotian began to say: "A long time ago, there was a man named Yu Gong."

"After ten years of moving bricks on the construction site, Yugong had some savings, and then bought an adobe house through a real estate agency."

"When he came to the adobe house, he realized that he was trapped, because there was a big mountain in front of the adobe house."

"This mountain blocks traffic and isolates the adobe houses from the outside world. Houses in such an environment, for sure, have no possibility of appreciation at all."

"After being depressed for a long time, Yu Gong decided to move the mountain."

"The wise old man passing by laughed and said: 'This mountain, even if you move it for 500 years, you can't move it. It's better to move it away!'"

"Yu Gong laughed back and said: 'I can't move it all, I still have a son, and after the son dies, there will be grandchildren, endless, but this mountain will not increase, it will only decrease, and one day it will be completely moved. '"

"The wise man laughed even louder and asked: 'Do you have a girlfriend?'"

"The next day, Yu Gong quietly moved."

After telling this inspiring little story in one breath, Ye Xiaotian looked at Lin Shiqing, wanting to know her reaction.

Lin Shiqing: (⊙o⊙)?

Lin Shiqing was dumbfounded.

Why is this story about Yugong Yishan different from what I have heard before?
"In this story, isn't Yu Gong trying his best to move the mountain, and finally moved the gods, and then the gods helped carry the mountains away?"

Lin Shiqing said in surprise.

"This is the new version."

Ye Xiaotian said nonsense in a serious manner: "The old version is not good. It relies on will to move mountains, but in the end it is done by gods. Isn't this ridiculous? It not only reflects that the ancient working people did not know how to adapt, but also reflected that in front of nature, I will only pray for the protection of the gods!"

"Oh!"

Lin Shiqing said with a half understanding.

The night passed.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Ye Xiaotian got up.

And Lin Shiqing got up early.

Because the family had guests, otherwise Lin Shiqing would have slept until she woke up naturally.

As soon as he came to the living room, Ye Xiaotian saw some bread and a cup of soy milk.

Lin Shiqing and Zhang Tingting were in front of the computer, playing the king live.

Picking up a piece of bread, Ye Xiaotian walked over.

Instead of playing a game, the two appeared to be apologizing to a teammate.

"Woooo..."

Crying came from the phone.

Listening to the voice, it is obviously a primary school student.

Not understanding what happened, Ye Xiaotian glanced at the screen.

[Two rookies, pit crying primary school students, xswl]
[This girl is new, I thought she was a master, but I didn't expect to choose Baili to keep the contract in seconds, and she didn't hit a single shot in the second skill, and she couldn't attack normally. ]
[Gou Qing is even more powerful, playing Daji is like setting up camp in the middle, never going to the side to support, and even using flash to catch the enemy Hou Yi's big bird, laughing to death! ]
[This elementary school student played very well, but there are two masters in the team who are comparable to Piketao, and they were directly pitted and cried, haha]
[Gouqing, little Lolita, please hurry up and comfort the elementary school student, I feel so happy to hear him cry so miserably]
……

In the end, Zhang Tingting gave the elementary school student a skin, and the elementary school student burst into tears and kicked the two out of the team.

"Sister Tingting, your Baili is playing well, with 5% output."

"Sister Qingqing, your Daji is also playing well, the output is as high as 6%"

Zhang Tingting and Lin Shiqing, the two of them boasted about each other's business.

Then, Lin Shiqing decisively uninstalled the king.

But Zhang Tingting didn't. In her opinion, the teammate was to blame for the loss, a group of 13.If he wins, it will be entirely up to her to lead him to fly.

At this time, Ye Jiaying came over and said, "Little friend Ye, I have explained the situation to the Education Bureau. You can take the college entrance examination in June this year."

"Thank you, Grandma Ye."

Ye Xiaotian said happily.

"Would you like to go to a high school and review with the third-year students?"

Ye Jiaying asked.

"no need."

Ye Xiaotian shook his head and said.

The system is in hand, I have the world.

"Row."

Ye Jiaying smiled and said: "Remember, the score is not higher than 700, and I will go to Qingbei Primary School obediently!"

"it is good!"

Ye Xiaotian said.

The conversation between the two was heard by everyone in the live broadcast room.

Shock!

Brother Tian is going to take the college entrance examination?

[Is there nothing wrong with my ears?I seem to have heard that Brother Tian is going to take the college entrance examination in June today? (question jpg)]