When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

"Get up and give me a hammer." The old professor lying on the ground was so angry that his lungs exploded. This old guy who demolished bridges cursed him to be bald tomorrow.

Old man Hu shook his phone and threatened, "I really did."

"Old professors, get up, I am really not suitable to join your department, especially the professors of the Academy of Fine Arts. I am not only weak in art, but also have no interest."

Ye Xiaotian sighed, and went to help the old professors up.

"That's right, it's about science. Why do you join in the fun at the Art Academy?" Old man Hu walked over and scolded the old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts.

The old professor was surprised: "Didn't you ask me to come?"

"Don't slander me."

Old man Hu blew his beard and stared, and refused to admit it. He called this old man, but who knew that this old man had a convulsion and called a lot of old men.

"I've never seen such a brazen person." The old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts pointed at Old Man Hu's nose and cursed.

The rest of the old professors were also cursing old man Hu.

Old man Hu's face was as thick as a city wall, he turned a blind eye to their abuse and laughed it off.

The old professors were tired of scolding, knowing that Ye Xiaotian would not agree to them, they walked away dejectedly like an eggplant beaten by Shuang.

The onlookers all figured out the situation.

Eyes full of envy and hatred.

They are willing to trade the lifetime singleness of their roommates in exchange for a chance to be won by the old professors.

It is a pity that the price of a roommate being single for a lifetime is not enough to qualify, at least ten lifetimes of being single can be eligible in exchange for opportunities.

Then ten lifetimes!

A boy was thinking that even a person like Ye Shen who doesn't understand art is being scrambled by the old professors of the Academy of Fine Arts, so wouldn't someone like him who has studied painting for two days be a favorite?
Success is reserved for those who take the initiative.

The boy ran to the old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts, and recommended himself: "Professor, I have a solid foundation in art, do you want me to join your Academy of Fine Arts?"

"How long have you been studying painting?" asked the old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts.

"Two days."

The old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts pointed to the sunset glow in the sky and asked, "What time is it?"

"In the evening." The boy was delighted, it seemed that there was hope.

"It's late at night, why are you still daydreaming?"

The old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts sarcastically said that he recruited Ye Xiaotian because he was interested in Ye Xiaotian's talent in art?
The main reason is that Ye Xiaotian will make great achievements in the future, he can brag everywhere, Ye Xiaotian is his student.

Unable to recruit Ye Xiaotian, the old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts was very depressed, imagining this boy as old man Hu, and then punched him three times on the shoulder.

After pounding, I felt a lot more relaxed. The old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts was about to leave, but the boy suddenly came over and whispered:

"Old professor, what do you mean by hitting three punches, do you want me to go to your dormitory at midnight tonight, and then you teach me the secrets of painting?"

The boy acted as if I had seen through it, so please praise me for being smart.

The old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts is even more angry, you are watching "Journey to the West" too much, right?He immediately picked up a brick on the ground and said solemnly:
"I'll knock three times on your sky cap. If you're not dead, come to me at midnight tonight. If you're dead, don't come to me."

"Damn it." The boy said something quintessential, and immediately ran away.

"Coward."

The old professor of the Academy of Fine Arts smiled. He was just joking, but he didn't expect to scare away Xiu'er, so he left with the other old professors.

Ye Xiaotian glanced at Pang Aiguo and old man Hu, and said goodbye: "I'm going back to eat."

"Wait." Pang Aiguo grabbed Ye Xiaotian and said, "Would you like to hold that academic conference?"

"Graphene?"

"That's right." Old man Hu nodded and said, "If you want to hold this conference, leave it to me, and I will make it beautiful for you."

"The physics report meeting, what's the matter with your chemistry institute?" Pang Aiguo was very dissatisfied.

Old man Hu said as a matter of course: "Student Xiaotian is a student of our chemistry school, and I have an obligation to help him hold an academic report meeting."

The two old men quarreled.

"Forget it." Ye Xiaotian looked at the two old men whose combined age was 100 years old, sighed and said, "It won't be held."

"Don't." The two old men hurriedly said: "We are both old friends for many years, and we love each other. We were just joking just now."

Ye Xiaotian stared at them suspiciously.

The two quickly squeezed each other's hands with pincer-like hands, shook hands "friendly", then hugged each other, and patted each other "lightly" on the back with all their strength.

"Ahem." Relaxed, the two old men said: "See, old friends for many years are like this, joking around doesn't affect our friendship at all."

"Then please help me organize the academic conference."

Ye Xiaotian said calmly, just sighed in his heart, hoping that the two old professors could become real good friends in the process of cooperation.

"Leave it on us."

Ye Xiaotian nodded, and left here, going back to the dormitory.

"Old man, don't let me see you in the courtyard building." Pang Aiguo uttered a harsh word, turned around and left.

"Old man Pang, don't let me see you in the chemical courtyard building." Old man Hu snorted, turned to another road, and left.

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Ye Xiaotian saw his mother holding cat food and pouring some into Maoxiaomi's bowl.

Kitten started cooking.

"Xiao Tian, ​​wash your hands and eat." Lin Shiqing touched the cat's head, and then said, "By the way, why are there no more canned fish in the cabinet?"

"I fed Maoxiaomi." Ye Xiaotian said with a guilty conscience, Maoxiaomi ate one can, and he ate two cans.

"Oh." Lin Shiqing nodded Mao Xiaomi's head, and scolded, "Why are you so greedy? The dried fish is for you to change your taste."

Cat Xiaomi: "Meow???"

After Ye Xiaotian washed his hands, he said, "Just buy it again."

Mao Xiaomi stopped cooking, ran to Ye Xiaotian's side, rubbed against his feet, and yelled "meow meow" incessantly.

"I'll buy dried fish for you." Ye Xiaotian pushed Maoxiaomi away with his feet, sat down at the dining table, and began to eat.

Mao Xiaomi ran over again, rubbing against each other, and screaming "meow meow".

Ye Xiaotian suddenly realized, bent down, and whispered: "Little mother cat, don't worry, the young master has become rich, and will definitely let you live the life of a rich cat."

"Meow." Mao Xiaomi yelled, and ran back happily, continuing to cook.

Lin Shiqing walked over and asked curiously, "What are you and Mao Xiaomi talking about?"

Ye Xiaotian said nonsense: "Mao Xiaomi asked me, who is the most beautiful little fairy in the world? I said, it must be our Lin fairy."

"I don't believe it!" Lin Shiqing certainly wouldn't believe Ye Xiaotian's words, but her mood got better.

Women are all the same. Although you praise her a lot, she will ignore them and make herself feel better.