When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

The staff came over and handed Huang Bingbing a note.

Huang Bingbing unfolded the note for a look, and then read out:
"This netizen's question is, if a sniper wants to kill me, should I run in a straight line or the S line?"

Just after finishing reading, Huang Bingbing expressed her opinion: "I think it's better to run the S line."

Ye Xiaotian shook his head and said:
"It's useless to run, but you can die with a bit of backbone, such as standing still and giving him a middle finger. This is the last stubbornness of a dying person."

Huang Bingbing couldn't help but give a "puh-bah" smile, it was like Emperor Guangwu calling him——Xiu'er.

The staff sent a second note.

Huang Bingbing read it out: "This netizen's question is, there is a monkey squatting on the electric pole by the side of the road. The driver Lao Wang stopped immediately when he saw it. May I ask why?"

"This should be a brain teaser." Huang Bingbing analyzed it and said, "Maybe it's because I'm afraid of bumping into a little monkey?"

Hit a hammer.

The driver, Lao Wang, isn't driving a speeding car, so how could he drive a utility pole and hit a little monkey?
Even female drivers can't do it.

"It's too simple." Ye Xiaotian smiled and said, "Because the driver Lao Wang regarded the monkey's butt as a red light."

Huang Bingbing suddenly realized,
The staff delivered the last note.

"It's too simple." Huang Bingbing laughed as soon as he opened it, and then read out: "This netizen's question is, is Zhu Bajie a black pig or a white pig?"

Still need to ask?

It must be a white pig.

It's like that on TV.

Ye Xiaotian said without hesitation: "Black pig."

Huang Bingbing asked in surprise: "Isn't it a white pig?"

Ye Xiaotian said calmly: "In Chapter 18 of "Journey to the West", there is a description of Zhu Bajie's appearance, and there are words like 'black face and short hair', you can read the original work."

"To popularize science again, the pigs before the 50s were all traditional black pigs, and the white pigs were introduced to China later."

"So, Zhu Bajie is a black pig."

"Cowhide." Huang Bingbing gave a thumbs up and praised: "Student Xiaotian, you know a lot."

"I understand a little bit." Ye Xiaotian was modest, and then said: "Since all the netizens have asked me questions, then let me ask them questions too."

Huang Bingbing nodded.

Netizens are full of anticipation.

Especially Xiu'er, they were all waiting for Ye Xiaotian's weird questions, and then expressed their fresh and refined opinions.

Ye Xiaotian smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, and asked sincerely:
"Do you know how I felt when I received the Chern Award?"

Huang Bingbing's heart skipped a beat, what should come will come after all.

"You guys definitely don't know." Ye Xiaotian smiled and shook his head, then sighed and said:
"Actually, I was very terrified at the time, especially when I heard that the gold content of the gold medal exceeded 99%, I was almost happy. Ahhh, I sighed sadly."

"I was thinking, I only got two mathematical conjectures, and I was able to get the Chern Award. This is too inappropriate. It should be awarded to those old mathematicians. After all, I am only 6 years old. In the future"

Netizens were all surprised.

Forced to install 13, the most deadly.

[Caught off guard, Versailles almost broke my old waist]
[My mother asked me why I punched the phone, I told my mother the reason, and my mother picked up the hammer and smashed it down]
[too ordinary]
The corners of Huang Bingbing's eyes twitched, and she quickly interrupted: "Student Xiaotian, stop talking, the interview is over."

Ye Xiaotian said in surprise: "Is it so fast? I still have a lot of words to share with netizens!"

Huang Bingbing said speechlessly: "Save it for next time."

If Ye Xiaotian was allowed to finish all those words, she might be killed by everyone.

"Okay." He regretted not being able to share his feelings with the amiable and lovely netizens.

Huang Bingbing took Ye Xiaotian to dinner, and then sent him back to Qingbei University.

Baigong.

Wearing a suit and a red tie, Temeipu looked very domineering. He was sitting in seat C, listening to relevant personnel and reporting data.

Te Meipu said in surprise: "Is China's economy developing so rapidly?"

The relevant staff members nodded.

The international market for batteries and chips has been robbed by China for more than 80%, so the development is naturally faster.

Te Meipu pondered for a moment, and asked, "How is the development of the head of the Ministry of Intelligence, the little fresh meat in the Huaxia entertainment industry?"

"It was almost blocked." The head of the Intelligence Bureau sighed and said, "Not only that, Huaxia has also vigorously promoted veterans and scientific researchers."

Te Meipu said in disbelief: "This is false information."

They pretty country have tried their best to secretly promote the development of the little fresh meat in the Chinese entertainment circle, hoping to make the Chinese teenagers pussy and lose their blood.

A strong youth is a strong country.

Even the teenagers are pussy. Such a country is hopeless, and it will be defeated without a fight.

This strategy succeeded in Sakura Country, why did it fail in China?
The head of the Intelligence Bureau said with a strong oath: "This is true."

"Trash." Te Meipu cursed, and then said solemnly: "China can no longer be allowed to develop in such a stable way."

Someone suggested: "We're going to suppress them."

The rest agreed.

"How to suppress it?"

Someone suggested: "You should beat them with both hands."

"Wonderful." Te Meipu patted the table and said with a sneer: "We should suppress Huaxia from two aspects, culture and military force, both internally and externally. No matter how powerful Huaxia is, it will also be seriously injured."

"Wow wow wow."

"As expected of Mr. Boss, he is smart."

Everyone is flattering.

Temeipu suddenly felt a little flustered.

At this time, someone asked: "Suppressing from the cultural aspect, is it necessary to promote the development of China's small fresh meat?"

Te Meipu shook his head and said: "This method has failed, and we have to change it. We can start with their history and start suppressing them."

"How to deter them with force?"

Te Meipu glanced at everyone contemptuously. Why did he feel that this group of people were all idiots?

Then he opened his mouth and said, "There is an old saying in Huaxia, which is 'Stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade'. Doesn't the Asen Kingdom want to buy fighter jets from us?"

"It just so happens that we have already developed the Reaper F-2 fighter jet. Why don't we sell the eliminated F-1 fighter jet to Asen, and let Asen suppress Huaxia for us."

When everyone heard this, they immediately applauded.

"In this way, kill two birds with one stone."

"Master Boss, cowhide."

At this time, someone stood up and said, "Master Zong Tong, I want to correct you a word."

Temei Pu asked in surprise, "What are you talking about?"

The man said: "Your method, described as 'borrowing a knife to kill' is more appropriate than 'a stone from another mountain can be used to attack jade'."

Teme Spectrum:
Is it so important?