When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

[Brother Tian wrote a quality poem]
[Upstairs said that they want to live broadcast Chixiang, please start your performance, when the time comes, we Zhatian gang will go to watch together, and give you a septic tank as a reward]
[There is also that one who wants to reward Rocket x100, hurry up and donate, don’t count your words...Lu Xun said: If you don’t keep your word, your younger brother will be 3 centimeters short]
……

The members of the Zhatian Gang sent out the screenshot immediately.

People who lied about eating and drinking in the live broadcast room, and said they wanted to live broadcast Chi Xiang, immediately quit the live broadcast room and never dared to show their faces again.

Those who said they would reward Rocket x100 didn't say anything.

A rocket is 500 RMB.

100, that is 5 yuan.

Use it to make a big sword, isn't he fragrant?
This person whose online name is "Moving Bricks to Raise Goddess" is just talking about it.

He didn't have $5 at all.

Now he is at the construction site, and the foreman is calling him to move bricks.

Move bricks for 250 yuan a day, tip the goddess 240, and save 10 yuan to buy instant noodles.

Eating instant noodles, listening to the goddess shouting "Old iron, there is nothing wrong" "Old iron 666", isn't it delicious?

Give a reward of 5 yuan to a kid, sorry, I can’t do it, give it to the goddess, and the goddess can show me Wangzai’s small steamed buns, a large piece of snow-white snow-white, it’s a pity that it is...

For these dishonest netizens, Ye Xiaotian is not angry, because he knows that there are a lot of gossips on the Internet.

Mouth strong king.

In real life, I live as transparent as air, without being noticed by others, so I can only post some extreme remarks on the Internet to attract others' attention.

……

Qingbei University.

Ye Jiaying fell silent after hearing Ye Xiaotian's poem.

Although she mainly focuses on classical poetry, she also has a good understanding of modern poetry.

The poem written by Ye Xiaotian was of such high quality that she couldn't help but feel excited after reading it.

Ask yourself, she can't write such a modern poem.

For a genius like Ye Xiaotian, she has to accept her as a closed disciple as soon as possible, and pass on her mantle to avoid being cut off by others.

After dialing Lin Shiqing's mobile phone, Ye Jiaying asked kindly: "Student Lin, how are you and little friend Ye thinking?"

"what?"

Lin Shiqing was stunned, and asked: "Professor Ye, it's only been an hour, didn't you say, give us a day to think about it?"

Ye Jiaying blushed, a little embarrassed, and said: "I thought about accepting little friend Ye as a disciple earlier, so that I could teach him earlier. Let's not talk about this, classmate Lin, how is your discussion going?"

"excuse me!"

Lin Shiqing said: "My son, he doesn't want to go to elementary school."

"Don't want to go to elementary school?"

Ye Jiaying wondered: "Could it be that I want to go to kindergarten, oh, I didn't think carefully, I don't have a kindergarten graduation certificate, and I can't speak hard enough in front of elementary school students."

"No."

Lin Shiqing shook her head and said, "He said he wanted to take the college entrance examination!"

"If you want to take the college entrance examination, take the college entrance examination!"

Ye Jiaying blurted out, then realized something, frowned and said: "College entrance examination? Isn't this absurd? You have to take steps step by step, you can't reach the sky with one step."

Next, Ye Jiaying preached for 10 minutes.

A genius must also follow the rules, step by step, and not aim too high.

Don't you see, how many young geniuses there are in China, who have passed the college entrance examination at the age of eleven or twelve, and have passed the exam with passable grades.

But after that, these young geniuses fell silent and did not do any major things.

There is even a part where even graduating from college is a bit difficult.

Literature is different from other disciplines. It is not something that you can achieve by burning the midnight oil.

Most importantly, time.

You need to travel thousands of miles for a long time, to go into nature, to experience life, and to be close to normal people.

Ye Jiaying didn't want Ye Xiaotian to become a nerd, and he studied for the college entrance examination to gain attention, so he could easily become Zhong Yong's.

Therefore, Ye Jiaying did not approve of Ye Xiaotian's college entrance examination.

Even if you have 150 points in Chinese and a few points in other subjects, you won't even be able to pass the exam for a junior college.

There is no need for a college entrance examination.

Being a primary school student well is the top priority.

Lin Shiqing asked: "Professor Ye, is there any way you can let Xiaotian take the college entrance examination?"

Ye Jiaying frowned into a knot, and said: "Student Lin, you have to persuade little friend Ye not to be too ambitious. You will be late for the college entrance examination, but you will never be absent."

"I can't persuade him, he's as stubborn as a cow."

Lin Shiqing said with a bitter face.

Her son was assertive, and she was both happy and helpless.

"The old lady, I will personally persuade you."

After speaking, Ye Jiaying hung up the phone.

"Tingting!"

shouted into the hall.

Zhang Tingting ran in, and the phone screen happened to be a big "defeat" king page.

"Grandma, what's the matter?"

Zhang Tingting's face was a little dark.

"Help me book a ticket to Beichen City."

Ye Jiaying said.

"what?"

Zhang Tingting was puzzled and asked, "Grandma, why are you going to Beichen City?"

"I'm going to persuade you, little friend Ye."

Ye Jiaying said.

"I also need to go."

Zhang Tingting said bouncingly.

Ye Jiaying refused: "You still have to go to class!"

"tomorrow is Saturday."

Zhang Tingting said excitedly: "Little brother Ye, he is so cute and cute. He is a little Zhengtai. I want to go and see him."

Ye Jiaying knocked Zhang Tingting on the head and said: "Young girl, don't be shy!"

After grimacing, Zhang Tingting ran out, first scolded her teammates, "They're all rookies, they can't be moved", and then started to book tickets.

"It's nice to be young!"

Glancing at Zhang Tingting, Ye Jiaying smiled, dialed a number, and said, "Tie Ning, I'll send you a poem!"

5 minute later.

Tie Ning took a deep breath, and praised: "Old Ye, I thought you could only have a high attainment in classical poetry, but I didn't expect that your attainment in modern poetry has reached such a terrifying level."

"I didn't write it."

Ye Jiaying shook her head and said with a smile.

"Who wrote that?"

Tiening asked quickly.

Ye Jiaying said word by word: "Ye Xiaotian."

hiss!
Tienin was silent.

She didn't doubt Ye Jiaying's words at all.

A five-year-old child can write such a poem.

If they are mixed in the poetry world, I am afraid that all the poets nowadays will be ashamed of themselves and lose their jobs.

"Genius!"

Tienin praised.

Ye Jiaying said truthfully: "In terms of modern poetry, I am not as good as him."

"me too."

Tie Ning agreed.

"Then this edition of Huaxia Literature News, shouldn't the front page be given to him?"

Ye Jiaying asked.

"should."

Tie Ning said without thinking, and then asked: "What is the title of this poem?"

"Uh……"

Ye Jiaying said awkwardly: "I seem to have forgotten to ask."

It was all because the poem was so shocking that she forgot to ask her name for a while.

Glancing at the live broadcast room on her mobile phone, Ye Jiaying said: "I love this land."