When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

It was Pang Aiguo who came.

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, he received a call from Jiang Yuting, saying that the group of old men from the School of Chemistry were rushing to the library, and Ye Xiaotian happened to be in the library.

Pang Aiguo was very clear about the small thoughts of these little old men.

We are all like-minded people.

So Pang Aiguo didn't care about wearing sneakers, just put on slippers, and ran to the library.

The students who had dispersed before gathered around again when old man Hu and the others appeared.

At this moment, all the students were surprised.

A little old man in flowered socks and slippers, with a face full of anger, came running.

Someone was shocked and said, "This is Professor Pang from the Physics Department, right? He usually has a straight face, why is he dressed so strangely today?"

"Damn it, it's more shocking than seeing a rooster laying eggs!"

Pang Aiguo ignored the whispers of the students, ran up to old man Hu and the others, and cursed:
"You really don't talk about martial arts ethics. Xiaotian was the first student I fell in love with. Why did you come here to join in the fun?"

Old man Hu asked confidently: "Then classmate Xiaotian, is he your student now?"

Pang Aiguo snorted coldly and said, "He promised me that he will consider majoring in physics when he takes the postgraduate entrance examination."

"Ha ha!"

Old man Hu laughed twice and said, "Don't say he hasn't agreed yet, he just agreed to you. What's the matter with me?"

"My classmate Xiaotian and I talked about taking another chemistry major during the undergraduate period."

Pang Aiguo was silent for a moment, then said:

"What's the point of chemistry? The experiment is so dangerous. Xiaotian is going to study for another degree, which is also my major in physics. You old men just stay and go."

Shameless words.

Old man Hu got angry and scolded, "Why are you so shameless?"

What is the use of the face?

Students are useful.

Pang Aiguo laughed off old man Hu's scolding.

Such a brazen person immediately ignited the anger of other professors in the chemistry department.

So a group of old men began to scold Pang Aiguo.

Pang Aiguo sneered: "Why are you so ignorant of martial arts, bullying the less with more, do you think there is no one in my physics department?"

"It's you who don't talk about martial arts!"

The old professor from the chemistry department said cursingly, "Everyone go up and pull the hair off his head."

Pang Aiguo took a big step back and said loudly, "Wait a minute, let me make a phone call first and ask someone to come over."

"Ha ha."

Old man Hu smiled maliciously, and approached Pang Aiguo step by step.

A fool will wait for you to call someone.

Is it better for a group of people to single out one person than two groups to fight?

The gentleman moved his mouth but not his hands, Pang Aiguo began to curse:
"The old men in your chemistry department are really top-notch creatures."

"I don't know if the head is trying to pass through the double slit used to prove the wave-particle duality of light, so that the brain has a paradigmatic deformation."

"The IQ is simply lower than the value of the Stefan-Boltzmann constant. What a group of barred spiral galaxy people."

Pang Aiguo cursed people like machine gun fire, chattering endlessly, without using a single dirty word.

Old man Hu was furious, and shouted: "Take my trick 'the eagle catches the chicken'."

The rest of the senior professors in the chemistry department also began to exhale.

"Old man Pang, you copper sulfate pentahydrate, you smell shameless."

"Calcium Oxide, Antimony, Carbon Tetrachloride."

The surrounding students all dropped their jaws to the ground in surprise.

Especially for the science students, they were so shocked that they almost lost their hair. The volume of their hair, which was not rich in the first place, was even worse now.

Those old professors who were usually as serious as domineering presidents turned out to be like huskies today, even more incredible than Xiu'er.

Cursing and cursing are about to start a fight.

The point is, most of them can't understand these curse words.

For such a once-in-a-hundred-year situation, you must make a video and post it on Moments.

The students all took out their mobile phones and started to shoot videos, and some even explained while filming.

Luo Dazhi was a little speechless. He wanted to go up and stop the old professors, but he didn't dare.

These old professors are not ordinary professors.

When they started teaching, maybe Luo Dazhi was still an idiot, so he was not qualified to go up and try to persuade him to fight.

Cao Huaizhong's face turned black. This group of people was too embarrassing to show their eyes, and they cursed:
"What are you all doing? A dignified professor from Qingbei, but like a shrew, scolding the street here, how decent is it?"

The old professors all stopped.

Old man Hu glared at Cao Huaizhong, and said angrily, "If you haven't confiscated classmate Xiaotian as a student, I think you will be even more disrespectful."

Pang Aiguo echoed, "This old man Cao is really shameless. He was supposed to take care of graduate students, but now he's here to take care of undergraduate students, ha ha!"

When Cao Huaizhong thought about it, it seemed that this would really happen.

But I can't admit it.

"0487, 561."

Cao Huaizhong scolded, and then said: "You want Xiaotian to be your student, what's the use of arguing, shouldn't you ask for his opinion?"

The old professors nodded suddenly, and rushed to Ye Xiaotian's side in a swarm, asking if they are interested in learning his major?

Ye Xiaotian politely refused: "I have no idea of ​​pursuing two degrees for the time being."

The old professors were a little bit regretful, and they were going to draw a big cake for Ye Xiaotian.

But Cao Huaizhong left with Ye Xiaotian.

Luo Dazhi followed behind.

The old professors followed behind.

The melon-eating students followed behind with their mobile phones in hand.

Cao Huaizhong was black-faced, these old men are really stinky and shameless, and shouted loudly:

"Xiao Tian said that he doesn't have this idea, you should go back to your respective houses and find wolf tea to drink!"

The old professors retorted: "He only said temporarily."

Cao Huaizhong was speechless, took Ye Xiaotian and Luo Dazhi into the mathematics building, and then had someone close the door to prevent those people from entering.

In the classroom, Luo Dazhi and Ye Xiaotian talked about patents.

Before leaving, he also told Ye Xiaotian to send a copy of the information.

The Huaxia Patent Office will help him apply for a lithium-sulfur battery patent to the United Nations.

Ye Xiaotian nodded.

During this period, the Internet became lively.

Those who took the video of the old professor scolding each other uploaded it to the circle of friends, and some people uploaded it to the circle of Huaxia colleges and universities.

So it became popular in the college circle.

Soon the fire reached the top of the bib.

Take the number one position in the hot search.

#How do cultural people scold others?
The people who eat melons clicked on the video and were dumbfounded after watching it.

Why don't you understand?
This melon looks delicious, but I just can't eat it.

So netizens are asking others.

[The words in this video are not translated at all]
[They are all in Chinese, do you still need translation (狗头.jpg)]
[Who can tell me what the words in the video mean!Tell me one word, my deskmate has been single for a year]
There are not only melon-eating scumbags on the Internet, but also melon-eating schoolmasters.

At this time, the top students all started to speak, translating the "alien symbols" for them.