Ultimate Shenhao Face Slapping System

Shonan TV Headquarters, Director's Office.

"Teacher, this... Fist Video is about to turn around. They didn't explain at all, but gave a prose poem directly. Now we..." Li Hua stood aside and said hesitantly.

Huang Jiawei also had a very headache. He also read this prose poem. I have to say that the person who made the statement on the fist video is really a genius.

This statement is not inferior in any way to the "Dead Water" that went viral on the Internet some time ago,
This is the cry of the prophet of victory, let the storm come more violently!

This is blatantly slapping them in the face!
Shonan Satellite TV, as one of the representatives of the crusaders, is very embarrassed to face the current situation.

You drive the rhythm to question others, intending to make others unable to step down, intending to make him come out to be subdued, or come out as a grandson to explain,

But what about others?
I don’t care about what you say at all, and just posted a prose poem. People who don’t understand think others are talking about Haiyan,

Let the storm come more violently, this is provoking them, what are you talking about?
Use as many tricks as you can!

As a crusader, I really wanted to find a hole to drill down for a while.

"Absolutely, this trick is really amazing." Huang Jiawei said: "But they are too confident, a prose poem really thinks that they can turn the situation around? What a joke!"

So, after 5 minutes,

Entertainment Network!
Shonan Satellite TV: "I have to admit that this collection of prose poems written by Fist Video is good, but what we want is an explanation, not your storm. Are you provoking us? It doesn't matter. Please remember what we want to say, we What is needed is an explanation, an explanation, an explanation, and the important words are said three times."

But this time is different, the following comments and messages are no longer directed to Shonan Satellite TV.

"You're so stupid! Explain at this time, explain Nima's head, people have said it now, let the storm come more violently, it means that people don't care what you say at all,"

"That is, what are you, why should others explain it to you/"

"Idiot."

"Are you a failed prophet screaming? Hahaha, I want to laugh for no reason."

"Now it seems that compared with the fist video, you really look like clowns."

"Really, a mentally handicapped person with no bottom line, when is he still mocking?"

"I really thought we were as brainless as you guys, explain? Funny!"

……

Huang Jiawei originally thought that he could avoid the key points again and return to the previous crusade, but he never expected that this time the netizens didn't buy it at all, and were completely brainwashed by the song "Haiyan".

"boom!--"

Huang Jiawei slammed his fist on the table fiercely, his face extremely embarrassed.

"Teacher, I do have an idea," Li Hua said tremblingly.

"Let it go!"

"Since we can't make a fuss about charity, we can make a fuss about the ratings. Many people didn't like his Metamorphosis Diary and thought it was not good-looking, so we now use the ratings as an example. Isn't it over?"

Huang Jiawei took a deep breath and tried hard to control his emotions, "That's right!"

Immediately afterwards, Shonan Satellite TV posted another post on Entertainment.com.

Shonan Satellite TV: "Let's guess the broadcast volume and ratings of Metamorphosis. Isn't Gaozang Satellite TV cooperating with them now? We want to see how low the broadcast volume and ratings will be."

This time, as soon as the post came out, Chen Gao saw it. Before the netizens could start talking, Chen Gao directly grabbed a sofa,
This time he still said very simply, "There will be times when the wind and the waves cleave, hang the clouds and sail straight to the sea!"

The wording of the fist video itself is very eye-catching, and it is on the first floor, so many netizens did not pay attention to what Shonan Satellite TV said, but directly put it on the comments of the sofa of the fist video.

"Damn it, there's another divine sentence, but this time it's an ancient poem, which is different from the prose poem just now. Some big guy will come out and explain it."

"I don't understand either, please explain."

"The ignorant eyes turned to the downstairs, hoping that the building downstairs would give an explanation."

"My little brother is not talented, and I happen to have a little research on this area. The general meaning of these two sentences is that although there are many obstacles in the road ahead, one day I will ride the long wind and break the thousands of miles of waves, set up a cloud sail, cross the sea, and arrive at The other side of the ideal.", "Damn it, it's a classic again!"

"It's stupid, it's really a fist product, it must be a high-quality product!"

"Yes, not only the original video they made is good-looking, but even the statement they made is so coquettish. I'm really convinced."

"Haha, I just want to laugh right now. Shonan Satellite TV is like a clown. Look at what they say, and then look at what other people say in the fist video. It's like heaven and earth."

"There will be times when the wind and the waves cleave, and the clouds and sails are hung straight to help the sea. I rub it, and my whole body shakes when I read it."

"The road ahead is full of hardships. Be firm in your beliefs and not be shaken by everything. One day you will get the answers you want. This is not only suitable for the current fist video, but also suitable for each of us,"

"Based on these two passages today, I must support this metamorphosis."

"Me too, maybe not so good-looking, but I will definitely support it."

"And me and me, when the time comes, I will absolutely join you."

……

On the Internet, with Shonan Satellite TV as the main force and other online newspapers as the guidance army, Chen Gao's three or two sentences easily resolved the offensive, and Liu Zhiliang who watched it was just dumbfounded.

"Damn, is this solved?"

Chen Gao rolled his eyes, "Otherwise what do you think?"

"Brother, please accept my knee," Liu Zhiliang exaggerated.

"roll!--"

"Damn, I don't know how to be interesting at all, I really think I admire you!"

Chen Gao didn't want to compare himself with this guy, he still remembered one thing, that guy Benben was still hungry.

So he turned around and went downstairs, took An An and Benben to the canteen of Fist Video, where he ordered some food for this guy, and then walked upstairs slowly.

"By the way, are you in class today?"

"Hmm!—" An An nodded on her shoulder.

"Heh, then you are really self-conscious. I didn't talk about school at all when I came to the company with you," Chen Gao blamed with a smile.

"hey-hey!--"

An An's trademark smirk, "An An is tired of going to school every day and doesn't want to go."

Chen Gao's eyes were darkened, and he almost fell over, "I said girl, it's not like you can't go if you don't like it, you should go to school, otherwise you will be an illiterate, and a female illiterate, and others will look down on you of."

"You are illiterate, An An knows a lot."