Ultimate Shenhao Face Slapping System

The employees of Riot Culture are all following like a demon at this moment, and they can't stop laughing.

They really never thought that Chen Gao would still do shows, and they did it so well, especially the film crew. If Chen Gao wasn't their boss, they really thought that Chen Gao specialized in comedy.

However, Chen Gao didn't intend to stop. This was the first episode of his cg talk show, and he had to be full of gimmicks, so he made up his mind that this cg talk show must be free from peeing throughout.

"Sometimes my mother would sigh and say to me, 'Hey, cg, my mother taught you to talk at the age of two, and taught you to shut up at the age of three. , What did you do in the middle year? My mother explained to me that at that time, my mother thought that it was normal for children to talk too much. Later, my mother found out that it was not a problem of children talking too much, you just ill."

"Hahahaha!" As soon as this passage was finished, the people below started laughing again.

"Why do you think there are so many funny stories about the boss?"

"It's so funny, I almost burst out laughing."

"With his performance, he can go to the Spring Festival Gala."

"Just that sentence, you're either talking too much, or you're sick. It's so brilliant."

"Teach him to talk at the age of two, and shut up at the age of three. What a headache you think his mother is!"

……

Wang Pengfei was also laughed at at the moment, but he suffered for the other employees. At this time, he said to Chen Gao on the stage:

"Boss, let's take a halftime break!"

Chen Gao nodded, and it wasn't until after everything was suspended that the recording staff felt relieved, and fell to the ground one by one and laughed loudly.

The employees at the bottom originally wanted to go to the toilet, but they were afraid of missing something later, so those who went out to use the toilet were those who were almost suffocated.

Chen Gao came down from the stage, came to An An's side, and said, "Girl, do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"I don't want to!" An An shook her head, "Daddy, are those things you said true? Were you really so naughty when you were young?"

Chen Gao scratched An An's little nose, "What do you think? Do you think Dad was so naughty when he was a child?"

"Yeah!" An An nodded seriously, "Dad must have been a naughty kid when he was young."

Chen Gao immediately covered his face, why does our daughter think she is like that?

"Daddy, are you unhappy?"

"No!" Chen Gao quickly waved his hands, "Why is Daddy unhappy?"

"Oh!" An An seemed to be talking to herself, "That's good, naughty boys are the cutest."

Chen Gao laughed, so he thought so in An An's world. It seems that he is quite cute in her impression. Isn't it better not to tell children all the things and give her a room for imagination?

……

After such a fuss for a while, the show began to return to normal again,

"As the saying goes, people and likes flock together, and things and groups divide. Brothers like me who are not good at studying but good at playing, their grades are all at the bottom of the crane. Once the teacher arranged a test paper for us. , Let’s take it home and do it, I thought to myself, those experts will communicate and discuss problems when they encounter problems.”

"So, I found my good buddies, Akun and Arun, and I asked Akun what you chose for this question. Akun said he chose A, and Arun chose B. I Well, I chose C."

"Faced with such a result, I initiated an opinion. I said, everyone knows the strength of the three of us. It is impossible for the three of us to do this question correctly. Since we chose abc, then this question must be Choose D."

"After school the next day, the teacher took the three of us to the office and asked if our papers were copied. I quickly explained that we didn't copy them. We were the result of discussion."

"After listening to my explanation, the teacher got very angry and yelled at us loudly, there are only three options for this question, you choose D, you still discuss it, what a fart to discuss."

When Chen Gao speaks, coupled with his body movements, the whole story comes alive,

I have to say, as long as you are talented and have a stage, the audience will buy your face,
Obviously Chen Gao did it, the employees below were not only laughing, but applauding one after another.

"How stupid do you think the three brothers are? Don't you just choose D without looking at how many answers there are?"

"Haha, I think the three of them are the ultimate three idiots of the 21st century."

"You can't say that. The boss must be doing this for the effect of the show. How can there be such a person in real life? Even if there is, it won't be the boss!"

"That's right, how can someone as funny as Boss be so stupid in real life?"

The audience has different opinions, the benevolent sees benevolence, the wise sees wisdom, the only thing that can't be stopped is that Chen Gao continues to perform,
"When I was in junior high school, I was the first one to arrive at school every morning. It wasn't because I loved studying, but because I copied my homework."

"Not only the first to arrive, but also the last to go home. I love labor? Do I do duty every day? Is it because I am reluctant to leave school? No, I just come out in the office, or I just go to class. My legs were numb from sleeping, and it took me a long time to adjust in the classroom.”

"Every day I see that I go out early and return late every day. The uncle at the gate is very familiar with me. One day the uncle said to me meaningfully: 'CG, I see you are the first to arrive every morning and the last to leave. It reminds me of my younger self!"

"I just smiled and asked Uncle, Uncle, were you also a good student when you were young?"

"As soon as the uncle heard what I said, he became unhappy instantly, and said to Hou, "Fuck off, we two don't know who is who! "

……

Hahahaha!

As soon as Chen Gao finished speaking, the people below started laughing wildly again,
"I'm going to Nima, who doesn't know who, haha, it's so classic, it almost killed me laughing."

"Me too, it's too f*cking,"

"This uncle was also a talent when he was young."

"Who says it's not? Think about what the boss said now, sir, you were a good student when you were young? You damn shameless."

……

The talk show was in full swing. During the period, because the staff couldn't hold it back, the show was suspended many times. This made Chen Gao's confidence in his "cg talk show" skyrocket.

A 45-minute program was recorded for four hours in the end. After everyone had dispersed,

Chen Gaocai put An An on his shoulders and walked towards the door.

"Damn, why do you have so many forced things, I've never heard of them before!" Liu Zhiliang asked from the side.

"Brother has so many stories to tell!" Chen Gao said stinkingly.