Ultimate Shenhao Face Slapping System
Chapter 148 you can try
When applying for the security guard of IELTS International, the rule is to be able to persist on stage for 3 minutes, and a few applicants will be successful.
When An Yunlong came on stage, he would compare himself with others, lie there and pretend to be dead for a while, and then confuse the instructors. Calculating the time, it took about 3 minutes.
Seeing these examiners still standing there in a daze, An Yunlong felt uncomfortable, his whole face stretched longer than a donkey,
"What on earth do you mean? I have carried it for 3 minutes abruptly. Now that the time has come, is it possible that you want to renege on your debt?"
It wasn't until An Yunlong spoke again that the examiner picked up the timer in his hand and looked at it. The stopwatch above showed 186 seconds. According to the regulations, An Yunlong had indeed passed it for 3 minutes, but...
To be honest, it was the first time for the examiner to encounter this kind of thing, and he really didn't know how to deal with it. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said helplessly, "The time is up, An Yunlong has successfully applied."
With this announcement, all the onlookers froze there, waiting for a few seconds before talking.
"My mother, is this okay?"
"Damn it, this is the most popular and tricky routine this year, I've learned it."
"Hey! Thinking of it brings bitter tears. In order to endure these 3 minutes, I went to the Taekwondo gym to be a sandbag for half a year. In the end, I still didn't pick up the lap. Who knew that this bastard passed it so quickly. .”
"I don't accept it, I don't accept it!"
"You seem to be the only one who is unconvinced. My chest is still hurting right now. That bastard made a shameless move, knelt down and begged for mercy, and directly made me dumbfounded."
……
Listening to these discussions around, An Yunlong didn't show any embarrassment on his face, but felt very proud.
Walking down the stage swaggeringly, with every step, he stretched out his hands and pressed down, "Quiet, quiet—you're polite, you're polite... Thank you, thank you."
That way, it's the same as the President's military parade.
Seeing An Yunlong's shameless attitude, Chen Gao wanted to go up and kick him hard.
It wasn't until he walked in that An Yunlong said: "How about it, brother, brother, this trick is good!" Then he pointed to those who failed to apply for the job, "Look at the group of two hundred and five, who haven't applied for the job after being beaten. Come on, are you stupid or not?"
Before Chen Gao could speak, An An gave An Yunlong a contemptuous look, "Uncle, you are really shameless."
An Yunlong didn't get angry, but said honestly: "An An, uncle, this is not called shameless, but resourceful, you know? You have to learn in the future and use your brain more when doing things."
"cut!--"
An An curled her lips in disdain, "I want to learn from my dad, and my dad is a super man, which is different from a coward like you."
After hearing this, An Yunlong's eyes darkened, "I said little beauty, how can you say that uncle is a coward? It's impolite."
Chen Gao couldn't see it anymore, and kicked An Yunlong's ass, "What's wrong with saying you're a coward? See how brother will educate those instructors when he goes up later."
"you?--"
An Yunlong pointed at Chen Gao disdainfully, "Come on! You are probably very good at deceiving your daughter. If you really fight with those big men, you will probably only be killed in seconds, and you are super man, I am!"
Indeed, Chen Gao doesn't look tall or strong, so it's really not convincing to say this, and Chen Gao himself knows this very well.
"Help me keep an eye on An'an. If something goes wrong, you boy will wait for the head to separate the family!" Chen Gao said to An Yunlong,
Then put An An off his shoulders, and handed the benben to An Yunlong, and then walked up and down the stage.
When he stepped onto the stage, the burly examiner looked at Chen Gao uncertainly,
"Little brother, your body is too thin! I'm afraid you won't be able to take my punch! Why don't you go down by yourself." Then he looked at An Yunlong pointedly, "Like the one who slipped through the net just now. What happened to Zhiyu will never happen again."
Chen Gao knew that these examiners had good intentions, but he didn't intend to appreciate it. There are so many people present today, wouldn't it be a big loss not to pretend to be coercive?
So he said arrogantly: "Crap! Is Lao Tzu like a shameless person like An Yunlong? Let me tell you, not only can I survive for 3 minutes, but I can also put all of you who are guarding the ring to the ground. You Believe it or not?"
Chen Gao's awesome speech just happened to be heard by Feng Shuihan who was out looking for An An.
Feng Shuihan's expression was stunned. Among all the applicants today, none of them passed the test. Leaving aside the common sense of women's products, many people didn't even understand the questions on the foreign language test papers.
Only Chen Gao, although the answer was a bit wild, but at least he understood the meaning of the question, and he still chose the most difficult German and Italian.
This surprised her. In her original cognition, Chen Gao was an out-and-out country bumpkin. She never thought that...
Among all the applicants today, none of them can meet the standard, but the public relations department is in urgent need of a male publicist.
So among all the applicants today, Chen Gao should be able to be admitted, but when she was about to tell Chen Gao the news, she found that he was nowhere to be found.
After walking around for a long time, I finally saw Chen Gao's shadow at the security guard's application site.
This person is really not picky!Do all kinds of work, isn't it just to get close to Lu Qingcheng?
There was a gloomy smile on the corner of her mouth. The examiners of IELTS International were all recruited from the army at a high price, and they were not employees of IELTS International at all.
It sounds easy to carry it for 3 minutes, but according to her understanding, 95% of the applicants are knocked down by one blow,
With Chen Gao's appearance, there are two drops of ink in his stomach, and he can barely explain it, but if he wants to apply for a security guard, this is a bit nonsense.
Especially when she heard Chen Gao's words 'I will beat you all', the corners of her mouth became even brighter, because Chen Gao's behavior was no different from courting death.
……
When the examiner heard Chen Gao's provocative words, he didn't get angry with him, but said:
"You are very good at bragging, but you don't know if your hard power is also so powerful."
Chen Gao hooked his fingers towards the burly instructor, "You will know if you try it."
Rao is that these instructors have excellent tempers and self-cultivation, and being provoked by Chen Gao again and again made them a little angry,
"watch out!"
The instructor yelled loudly, kicked his feet hard, and the whole person rushed out like a flying arrow,
The instructor used almost five levels of force in this punch, which was obviously more forceful than the ones he dealt with the applicants just now.
When An Yunlong came on stage, he would compare himself with others, lie there and pretend to be dead for a while, and then confuse the instructors. Calculating the time, it took about 3 minutes.
Seeing these examiners still standing there in a daze, An Yunlong felt uncomfortable, his whole face stretched longer than a donkey,
"What on earth do you mean? I have carried it for 3 minutes abruptly. Now that the time has come, is it possible that you want to renege on your debt?"
It wasn't until An Yunlong spoke again that the examiner picked up the timer in his hand and looked at it. The stopwatch above showed 186 seconds. According to the regulations, An Yunlong had indeed passed it for 3 minutes, but...
To be honest, it was the first time for the examiner to encounter this kind of thing, and he really didn't know how to deal with it. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said helplessly, "The time is up, An Yunlong has successfully applied."
With this announcement, all the onlookers froze there, waiting for a few seconds before talking.
"My mother, is this okay?"
"Damn it, this is the most popular and tricky routine this year, I've learned it."
"Hey! Thinking of it brings bitter tears. In order to endure these 3 minutes, I went to the Taekwondo gym to be a sandbag for half a year. In the end, I still didn't pick up the lap. Who knew that this bastard passed it so quickly. .”
"I don't accept it, I don't accept it!"
"You seem to be the only one who is unconvinced. My chest is still hurting right now. That bastard made a shameless move, knelt down and begged for mercy, and directly made me dumbfounded."
……
Listening to these discussions around, An Yunlong didn't show any embarrassment on his face, but felt very proud.
Walking down the stage swaggeringly, with every step, he stretched out his hands and pressed down, "Quiet, quiet—you're polite, you're polite... Thank you, thank you."
That way, it's the same as the President's military parade.
Seeing An Yunlong's shameless attitude, Chen Gao wanted to go up and kick him hard.
It wasn't until he walked in that An Yunlong said: "How about it, brother, brother, this trick is good!" Then he pointed to those who failed to apply for the job, "Look at the group of two hundred and five, who haven't applied for the job after being beaten. Come on, are you stupid or not?"
Before Chen Gao could speak, An An gave An Yunlong a contemptuous look, "Uncle, you are really shameless."
An Yunlong didn't get angry, but said honestly: "An An, uncle, this is not called shameless, but resourceful, you know? You have to learn in the future and use your brain more when doing things."
"cut!--"
An An curled her lips in disdain, "I want to learn from my dad, and my dad is a super man, which is different from a coward like you."
After hearing this, An Yunlong's eyes darkened, "I said little beauty, how can you say that uncle is a coward? It's impolite."
Chen Gao couldn't see it anymore, and kicked An Yunlong's ass, "What's wrong with saying you're a coward? See how brother will educate those instructors when he goes up later."
"you?--"
An Yunlong pointed at Chen Gao disdainfully, "Come on! You are probably very good at deceiving your daughter. If you really fight with those big men, you will probably only be killed in seconds, and you are super man, I am!"
Indeed, Chen Gao doesn't look tall or strong, so it's really not convincing to say this, and Chen Gao himself knows this very well.
"Help me keep an eye on An'an. If something goes wrong, you boy will wait for the head to separate the family!" Chen Gao said to An Yunlong,
Then put An An off his shoulders, and handed the benben to An Yunlong, and then walked up and down the stage.
When he stepped onto the stage, the burly examiner looked at Chen Gao uncertainly,
"Little brother, your body is too thin! I'm afraid you won't be able to take my punch! Why don't you go down by yourself." Then he looked at An Yunlong pointedly, "Like the one who slipped through the net just now. What happened to Zhiyu will never happen again."
Chen Gao knew that these examiners had good intentions, but he didn't intend to appreciate it. There are so many people present today, wouldn't it be a big loss not to pretend to be coercive?
So he said arrogantly: "Crap! Is Lao Tzu like a shameless person like An Yunlong? Let me tell you, not only can I survive for 3 minutes, but I can also put all of you who are guarding the ring to the ground. You Believe it or not?"
Chen Gao's awesome speech just happened to be heard by Feng Shuihan who was out looking for An An.
Feng Shuihan's expression was stunned. Among all the applicants today, none of them passed the test. Leaving aside the common sense of women's products, many people didn't even understand the questions on the foreign language test papers.
Only Chen Gao, although the answer was a bit wild, but at least he understood the meaning of the question, and he still chose the most difficult German and Italian.
This surprised her. In her original cognition, Chen Gao was an out-and-out country bumpkin. She never thought that...
Among all the applicants today, none of them can meet the standard, but the public relations department is in urgent need of a male publicist.
So among all the applicants today, Chen Gao should be able to be admitted, but when she was about to tell Chen Gao the news, she found that he was nowhere to be found.
After walking around for a long time, I finally saw Chen Gao's shadow at the security guard's application site.
This person is really not picky!Do all kinds of work, isn't it just to get close to Lu Qingcheng?
There was a gloomy smile on the corner of her mouth. The examiners of IELTS International were all recruited from the army at a high price, and they were not employees of IELTS International at all.
It sounds easy to carry it for 3 minutes, but according to her understanding, 95% of the applicants are knocked down by one blow,
With Chen Gao's appearance, there are two drops of ink in his stomach, and he can barely explain it, but if he wants to apply for a security guard, this is a bit nonsense.
Especially when she heard Chen Gao's words 'I will beat you all', the corners of her mouth became even brighter, because Chen Gao's behavior was no different from courting death.
……
When the examiner heard Chen Gao's provocative words, he didn't get angry with him, but said:
"You are very good at bragging, but you don't know if your hard power is also so powerful."
Chen Gao hooked his fingers towards the burly instructor, "You will know if you try it."
Rao is that these instructors have excellent tempers and self-cultivation, and being provoked by Chen Gao again and again made them a little angry,
"watch out!"
The instructor yelled loudly, kicked his feet hard, and the whole person rushed out like a flying arrow,
The instructor used almost five levels of force in this punch, which was obviously more forceful than the ones he dealt with the applicants just now.
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