Super pretentious system

Not caring what everyone said, Wang Yuan leaned back, seemed to stretch his waist, and said, "I'll give you the rest of the money at night, and I'll trouble you to buy it back at that time. I think everyone wants to buy it sooner." works."

"Uh-huh."

Quickly lighting the onions, Qiao Lili seemed to have thought of something, looked at Pan Jiancheng and said, "Pan Jiancheng, you have to buy the authentic ones."

authentic...

Hearing these two words, the corners of Pan Jiancheng's mouth twitched, and his heart ached: "Do you know how much I owe to this authenticity?"

Without waiting for Pan Jiancheng to answer, Wang Yuan showed a smile on the corner of his mouth, and said first: "Don't worry, classmate Pan should not sell fake products. After all, we are all classmates. How can such an immoral thing be done, right? Classmate Pan."

Facing his dead-end words, Pan Jiancheng could only grin his head and say, "Yes... yes."

Hearing this, Qiao Lili nodded lightly and said, "Yes, that's right, I'll thank you for your hard work."

"It's not hard."

With a wry smile, Pan Jiancheng squeezed these words out between his teeth.

"Alright, alright, now that everyone has finished introducing themselves, let's choose a class cadre first."

Seeing that everyone was discussing about the same thing, Zhao Weicheng quickly changed the subject for fear of causing trouble.

Looking down at the time on his watch, Wang Yuan touched the stomach that had been hungry for a whole lunch and finally began to protest, then raised his hand and said, "Well, Director Zhao, it's really nothing to the class cadres and the four of us in the dormitory. Interest. So, can we go beforehand?"

go first?Have a meal?
A flash of inspiration flashed in Lu Tangsheng's mind, and Lu Tangsheng's eyes flooded, and he immediately agreed: "Yes, we are really in a hurry. If possible, we will leave first."

"This…"

In fact, Zhao Weicheng also knew that this time has been delayed for a long time, but it is not very good to leave like this.

However, just when he was about to persuade him, Lin Jie took the lead in sarcasm: "Wang Yuan, you really know how to pretend, you are obviously going to have a date with a girl for dinner, but here you say something urgent, is it fake?"

"You know I'm on a date again? Could it be that you can tell fortunes?" Wang Yuan laughed back.

play dumb with me?You promised to have dinner with Feifei in the morning, but now you don't admit it?
Okay, let's see how long you can play dumb.

With a sneer in his heart, Lin Jie said, "Yes, I can tell fortunes, how about I help you figure out what color underwear you are wearing?"

"Then I really want to know if you can figure it out." Wang Yuan laughed.

Wang Yuan, you asked for this.

There was a chill in his eyes, Lin Jie looked at him, and said seriously: "I figured out that you are wearing red underpants, isn't that right?"

"Boy, don't talk nonsense, when did the third child wear red?"

Lu Tangsheng knew very well that Wang Yuan was not wearing red, and now Lin Jie was just talking nonsense on purpose, wanting to black Wang Yuan, so he was naturally a little upset.

"Oh, isn't it? If you have the ability, you can ask him to take it off and have a look to prove that I was wrong." Sitting in the old god's place, Lin Jie said, "Anyway, I'm sure that my calculation is correct."

Damn, it turned out that he wanted to bully me.

Wang Yuan also understands now, if he admits that it is red, then a big man who is not born to wear red is naturally a bit shameful, if he does not admit it, then it will be even more embarrassing to take it off.

Anyway, no matter what, he was at a disadvantage, but Lin Jie was fine.

Thinking of this, he also gritted his teeth secretly and said, "Damn, dare to blackmail me, I want you to play off today, Xiao Jiu, draw it for me once, I want to play against it."

"Okay, host, please wait a moment, now deduct 215 points of God's performance, and draw, and there are [-] points left."

Xiao Jiu said: "Ding Dong, congratulations to the host, a 5-minute see-through eye and a pink bikini set have been drawn, the see-through eye has been implanted, and the host can activate and close it mentally at any time."

Clairvoyance?this is not bad.

Although, the old man is not very perverted, but it is innocent to appreciate it once in a while.

Feeling extremely satisfied with what he got this time, Wang Yuan said, "What about the pink bikini? Can I implant it on anyone at any time?"

"Yes, host." Xiao Jiu said.

so...

Glancing at the complacent Lin Jie, Wang Yuan's bad intentions rose: "Then implant it in his body for me now, remember to be unconscious."

"Okay, host."

In just a moment, the system's voice sounded: "It has been implanted, and the host can check it at any time."

"Yeah, I got it."

After exiting the system with a smile, Wang Yuan looked at Lin Jie and said, "I have to admit, I dare not take it off, but..."

Suddenly the subject changed, and he said again: "Since it's fortune-telling, do you dare to ask me to do it too?"

Want to use the tricks I use against me?Wang Yuan, you are an idiot.

With a sneer in his heart, Lin Jie looked at Wang Yuan, spread his hands and said, "Of course, I also want to see whether our classmate Wang Yuan is a legendary fortune teller, or those so-called charlatans who deceive people."

Wang Yuan didn't mind the sarcasm in his words, and said directly: "Then let me do the math."

Immediately, like a fortune teller, he walked out of his position, walked around Lin Jie a few times, and counted with his fingers as if earnestly.

That way, he did it in a decent manner. Those who didn't know really thought he was a fortune teller.

"This third child, really knows fortune-telling?" Lu Tangsheng looked at Wang Yuan, who was pinching his fingers while chanting.

"I don't know, it looks a bit like this." Xin Jiyuan said.

"If this thing is true, I feel that the third child will be no different from the omnipotent." Jiang Yuchen said.

The almighty king of pickup.

This thought flashed across his mind in an instant, and Lu Tangsheng had already decided in his heart that if Wang Yuan really knew how, then even if he begged his father to sue his grandmother, he would ask Wang Yuan to teach him this magical skill of picking up girls.

Under the gaze of everyone, Wang Yuanjing read for a while, then stopped suddenly, and stood there with a rather ugly expression, as if hesitating to speak.

What, can't figure it out, are you pretending?

A hint of sarcasm appeared on the corner of his mouth, Lin Jie couldn't help but sneered and said, "How about it, Wang Yuan, have you figured out anything?"

"Well, I've calculated something, but I'm afraid to say it out, it will embarrass you." Wang Yuan said pretending to be entangled.

No, no, embarrass me?You are more or less embarrassed.

Contempt returned in his heart, Lin Jie still had a gentle smile on his face, and said, "Don't worry, it won't happen, just say what you figured out."

"In that case, then I'll say it."

Pretentiously coughing, Wang Yuan looked at Lin Jie and said, "I figured out that what you're wearing inside is a bikini, a pink bikini."

'puff…'

Hearing this, everyone in the class who was drinking water spit out one by one.Bikini?Still pink?This is a joke, let's play it big.

Obviously, none of them expected that Wang Yuan would be able to say this.

"The third child is also ruthless enough to say such a thing, I am convinced." Jiang Yuchen exclaimed, stretching out his thumb.

"I've said it all, pretending to be aggressive with the third child often doesn't end well." Lu Tangsheng shrugged.

At this moment, Lin Jie's face was also very ugly, and he laughed angrily: "Wang Yuan, even if you want to tell lies, you don't have to say such lies, bikini? Do you think I might wear it?"

"This is not necessarily the case, we still have to take it off the ground that seeing is believing."