Super pretentious system

"Third brother, I didn't say that you can do it. You can even think of using small underpants. I accept it." Lu Tangsheng walked up to Wang Yuan while admiring the streaking man, and praised.

"You can try it if you like." Wang Yuan shrugged.

"Well, I don't have such a habit."

Smiling and looking at Zhao Ting who was running, Lu Tangsheng glanced at the lump of white meat appreciatively, and said, "I still like watching people run."

Hearing the conversation between the two, Zhou Guangrong said in a deep voice with an ugly face, "Now, can we go?"

Facing their words, Wang Yuan said indifferently: "If you don't leave now, when will you wait?"

"puff"

Jiang Yuchen, who was quenching his thirst with a bottle of wine he didn't know where, burst out straight away when he heard those words.

Then, he looked at Lu Tangsheng and said, "I now have reason to suspect that the third child's pretense value exceeds ten thousand."

This pretense is really easy to come by.

"You just understand."

Shrugging his shoulders helplessly, Lu Tangsheng said: "In the future, when we pick up girls, we have to be more careful about the third child, otherwise we will be pried into a corner without knowing it. That would be really unreasonable."

"It makes sense, it makes sense." Jiang Yuchen echoed.

While the two were chatting like this, Zhou Guangrong waved his hands and said, "Let's go."

After the words fell, he didn't intend to stay at all, and left the place directly with everyone.

"These people really don't care about women, they don't even care about that woman." Lu Tangsheng said helplessly.

"Didn't you see that the direction they left is the direction Zhao Ting left?"

After saying something casually, Wang Yuan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Of course, if you go to the hero to save the beauty now, it should be too late, then you may have an appointment with a beautiful woman at night."

"Go! Go! Go."

Lu Tangsheng pretended to be serious and said, "I'm so pure, I haven't even touched a little girl's hand, even if I want to make a date, I have to date a big girl in the school, how can I be led astray by this kind of girl."

"I believe, I believe."

After saying something extremely perfunctory, Wang Yuan walked up to Yan Li and the two of them, and after exchanging polite greetings, he left the place and got into the car of Xin Jiyuan who finally arrived.

On the way of driving.

Lu Tangsheng, who bought the supper, kept teasing Xin Jiyuan: "Fatty, you don't know, that guy is white and tender, and when he runs, he is called a choppy wave, and the nose bleeds all over him."

Sensing the rising of the small tent in his crotch, Xin Jiyuan blushed and said angrily, "Shut up, don't tell me this shit."

After saying that, he couldn't help but pouted again: "Damn it, I would have been drinking if I knew it, or I would have seen it too."

"Ugh"

Pretending to sigh, Lu Tangsheng said, "With such a big ball, I should be able to play it for five years."

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll strangle you to death." Xin Jiyuan couldn't help but said.

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything."

Raising his hands in a gesture of surrender, Lu Tangsheng suddenly pointed at Xin Jiyuan's crotch in amazement and said, "Ah, fat man, is there a monster under you? Why are you suddenly so tall?"

Hearing that, Xin Jiyuan also quickly covered his crotch, and the flushing color was also obvious.

"Hahaha, don't bother the fat man."

With a loud laugh, Wang Yuan drove the car and finally got to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory. After that, everyone got out of the car with suppers.

Seeing the closed door of the dormitory, Lu Tangsheng couldn't help saying: "I'm going, what's the situation in this girls' dormitory, why did it close half an hour earlier? How can I behave?"

"You can use the beauty trick to seduce the housekeeper aunt and let us in." Jiang Yuchen said.

"Makes sense."

Slightly nodding his head, Wang Yuan patted Lu Tangsheng on the shoulder and said, "Sacrificing one of you, we can have happiness together."

"piss off."

With a direct tone, Lu Tangsheng looked at Wang Yuan pretending to be wronged and said, "Third brother, you don't love me anymore."

"Your method will work better with girls."

After giving him an angry look, Wang Yuan walked a few steps closer and said, "Call them and ask them to come to the balcony."

"The balcony? What do you want?" Xin Jiyuan seemed puzzled.

"Ghost knows what he wants to do, let's fight."

Lu Tangsheng shrugged, but quickly dialed a few numbers.

After a while, a few beautiful figures in pajamas with blue and white thighs exposed to the air came out from the third and second floors.

When the line of sight fell on the second floor, Zheng Yuhan was standing quietly.

She seemed to have just washed her hair, and her light yellow long hair, with clear drops of water in the dark night, combined with her snow-like clear and beautiful cheeks, had a different charm.

In addition to the knee-length pink pajamas, the skirt swayed slightly in the breeze, revealing the looming pink and tender thighs, which was even more special.

At this moment, she also noticed that Wang Yuan downstairs, with his eyelashes fluttering, was somewhat ashamed and relieved.

Obviously, when she saw that Wang Yuan was fine, the big stone in her heart fell.

Huh. Then try it.

Exhaling heavily, Wang Yuan took all the supper and danced lightly on the spot, as if he was brewing the newly implanted Quanzhen Sect internal strength.

"Third brother, what are you doing?" Jiang Yuchen looked at Wang Yuan who was bouncing on the spot, completely puzzled.

"Can't you see that? He is exercising in front of beautiful women to show off his masculine charm." Lu Tangsheng nonsense.

However, before he could continue talking nonsense, Wang Yuan, who was treading lightly on the spot, suddenly held his breath, and kicked on the ground suddenly. Then, only the sound of howling wind could be heard, and everyone saw Wang Yuan's figure flying high. Jump towards the second floor.

"Fuck, what's going on, he jumped on it?" Lu Tangsheng watched Wang Yuan's figure fall into the dormitory, and said subconsciously.

"Isn't this the legendary qinggong?" Jiang Yuchen murmured.

"No, no, I have to call the police. The third child has entered the girls' dormitory, and he might do something beastly."

Lu Tangsheng paced around in place, full of envy and hatred, but he didn't really call the police.

"It's a pity not to be a flower picker for the third child." Jiang Yuchen shook his head and said.

"Yeah, it would be great if you could teach me." Xin Jiyuan raised his chubby head and looked longingly at a dormitory on the fourth floor.

"Boom."

While they were sighing, Wang Yuan, who was carrying supper, had already landed heavily on the balcony and flew in front of Zheng Yuhan.

"Damn it, I'm not proficient enough to make such a big commotion."

Steady in embarrassment, Wang Yuan couldn't help cursing inwardly.

"you"

Stretching out her plain finger in surprise, Zheng Yuhan opened her beautiful eyes lightly, looking at Wang Yuan in disbelief, as if she was dreaming.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host, you have successfully pretended to be aggressive, and you have gained 10 points of pretense, and the remaining 65 points."

Just as the system sounded, Jin Yan, who seemed to be lying on the upper bunk in the dormitory, with her eyes closed and a mask on, asked, "Yuhan, what are you doing? Why is there such a loud noise from the balcony."

"Yeah, Yuhan, did you fall down?"

In the toilet, Hu Fei, with her head crossed and wearing lace tulle, came out with a washbasin and looked towards the balcony with a little concern.

Seeing this, she was also stunned on the spot, and the washbasin in her hand began to slip.

Immediately, she looked at Wang Yuan in shock, and murmured, "Wang Wang."