Wilderness: After the college entrance examination, I got the strongest survival system

When Li Yingjie picked up the kangaroo, Lin Xiaoying couldn't help but complain about him.

It's okay to fight with kangaroos, but can you bring a weapon? You don't need a knife in your hand. You have to use your fists to fight head-on with the kangaroo's sharp claws.

Li Yingjie thought in his heart that with his current strength, agility and physique, he was not afraid of the kangaroo's attack at all, so he went to compete with it.

How could I take a risk if I was so cautious?

If he sensed the danger, he must have run away early, how could he go to fight so recklessly!
But he didn't say this, but explained to Lin Xiaoying with a smile, saying that he had no problem.

He even lifted up his clothes to show Lin Xiaoying the place where the kangaroo attacked just now, and sure enough there was no wound at all.

Now, Lin Xiaoying was completely relieved.

While chatting, the two walked to the river with the kangaroo on their shoulders.

"This kangaroo is still quite heavy. It weighs about a hundred kilograms. We should be able to get a lot of meat by cleaning it up."

Now Li Yingjie eats a lot, and it is normal to eat two or three catties of meat for each meal, so although there is a lot of meat, it can't be eaten for too long.

After all, it is a kangaroo, not a large animal like a deer or a cow.

The two came to the river, first they lit a fire, then Lin Xiaoying boiled the water, and Li Yingjie began to skin the kangaroo.

The weather is cold in winter, so the kangaroo has long hair. Li Yingjie squeezed it, thinking that this thing should keep warm.

The texture of the hair is not very good!
He had already had skinning experience many times before, and this time he was quite familiar with it. Li Yingjie used a knife to open the kangaroo's abdomen and slowly peeled off the skin.

Scrape off the minced meat on it, wash it in water, and hang it on the tree.

"This kangaroo skin has good elasticity, and it should be very comfortable to wear as shoes, but the kangaroo skin just peeled off has a strong smell, and I don't know if it will be better if it is dried for a while."

While hanging it up, Li Yingjie slowly talked about its advantages and disadvantages.

It was winter and the weather was cold, so there was no fear that kangaroo meat would rot quickly, so neither of them was in a hurry.

After the skin is peeled off, the stomach is cut open and the internal organs are taken out.

"Can kangaroo offal be eaten?" Li Yingjie asked curiously.

Lin Xiaoying thought for a while, "Many animal viscera can accumulate toxins, especially the liver. It's best not to eat the viscera of wild animals, but the heart can be eaten!"

It is generally accepted that animal offal is fine, but it is best to eat less. After discussing it, the two of them kept the heart and threw everything else aside, preparing to use it as bait in the trap at night.

Li Yingjie took the whole kangaroo and washed it in the river. After skinning and removing the internal organs, the kangaroo weighed a lot less. Presumably, the bones were removed, and there would not be too much meat left.

After rinsing away the blood and sludge sticking to the surface when the skin was peeled to remove the internal organs, the two began to cut.

Li Yingjie took a hatchet and dismembered the kangaroo bit by bit, while Lin Xiaoying took a multipurpose knife and cut the meat into small pieces.

The two cooperated very well.

"Do you think we look like a murderer couple? After killing someone, we tacitly cut up the corpse and cut it into pieces. If there is a refrigerator after the job, we will freeze these corpses in the refrigerator."

Li Yingjie said happily.

Lin Xiaoying gave him a complicated look, and then looked at the aerial camera.

She pointed to Li Yingjie quietly, then pointed to her head, shaking her head slightly.

When the people in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they laughed like crazy!
I have to say that the most interesting part of Li Yingjie and Lin Xiaoying's live broadcast room, apart from the high-level operation, is the nonsensical words that Li Yingjie pops up every now and then.

It was originally a cold joke, but when Lin Xiaoying cooperated, it became very funny.

Li Yingjie wanted to continue this topic, so he continued: "You know, I read a book called Ten Deadly Sins, which talked about many bloody incidents, and each of them..."

"stop!"

Before he finished speaking, Lin Xiaoying suddenly interrupted him.

"Did you know that the necks of giraffes are more than two meters long. If they want to drink milk tea, the milk tea is still hot when it is in their mouths, but it is already cold when it reaches their stomachs. You don't know, you only care about you bloody incident!"

Lin Xiaoying said disdainfully.

Li Yingjie was taken aback.

Tsk, what a subtle logic, but it is indeed the truth!

He continued to cut kangaroo meat with a dull head, thought for a while, then suddenly raised his head and said to Lin Xiaoying:
"Did you know that the resident population of the Vatican is only 800 people, and there are 4700 million kangaroos in the Kangaroo Country. If the kangaroos in the Kangaroo Country decide to invade the Vatican, then each Vatican will have to resist the attack of 58750 kangaroos. You don't know, you just Care for your giraffe neck!"

After speaking, he smiled smugly.

Who hasn't read a few jokes yet!

However, Lin Xiaoying heard this and said without thinking: "Do you know that our country has a population of 15 billion, but the Kangaroo Country only has 4700 million kangaroos, and on average every 31 people can get one kangaroo to eat, which is not enough at all." Eat. You don't know, you only care about your Vatican."

Li Yingjie: "You...you...I lost!"

Li Yingjie stretched his arms forward, tightened his sleeves, and continued to chop kangaroo meat.

If you don't talk about dismembering the body, don't talk about it, why do you have to beat people so that you have nothing to say!
He sighed secretly in his heart, thinking that he must read more jokes in the future to completely defeat Lin Xiaoying.

Well, the kind that hits on the bed!
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At 16:51 system time, the kangaroo meat was cut up, and the two put them on the fire and started to smoke them.

At the same time, they also set up the pot and prepared to stew some meat.

In the morning, I ate roasted birds. In the evening, I ate some stewed meat, which was relatively light, and I could also stew and eat the meat that could not be removed from the bones.

The two chose tail and tenderloin.

Bring the water to a boil over high heat, blanch the meat first, and then start to stew.

When they smelled it, both of them were slightly surprised.

It doesn't seem so good!
Before the meat was stewed, a fishy smell spread out, which made Li Yingjie frown. At this time, he felt that the smell was too good to be uncomfortable again!
I used to have this kind of trouble when going to the toilet.

At 17:33 system time, a pot of stewed kangaroo meat without salt or any seasoning is ready.

Li Yingjie found a few sticks around, smoothed them with a knife and used them as chopsticks.

After the two tasted it, they immediately felt that the taste was indescribable.

Li Yingjie smacked his lips and said, "It tastes a bit like mutton, but it's...indescribable."

"That's because you used to eat mutton that was cooked, with ingredients to remove the fishy smell, or simply ate hot pot. It must be different from this!" Lin Xiaoying pointed out the problem sharply.

Li Yingjie nodded immediately, that is indeed the case.

At 18:15 system time, the whole pot of meat was eaten by two people.