I'm the villain, it's absolutely reasonable to do bad things, right?

Seeing that it was Chen Xinghe who came, Chen Pingping was also taken aback for a moment.

But before she could speak, Chen Xuan greeted her from the room.

"Brother, why are you here!"

Chen Pingping: (°ー°〃)
big brother?

Where does this come from?

I saw Chen Xinghe smiling all over his eyes, and holding a bunch of fruit gifts in his hand.

"Hahaha, didn't my brother ask me to come over for dinner tonight?"

"Besides, I heard that you have successfully passed the inner sect examination, hurry up and buy something to express your congratulations!"

After speaking, he stuffed things into Chen Xuan's hands.

Chen Xuan was speechless.

There is a saying that if you raise your hand and don't hit a smiling face, everyone will come, so you can't be kicked out by them, right?
"Brother, please come in. It happens that my master is cooking by himself. Let's have a good drink in a while!"

Hearing this, Chen Xinghe's eyes sparkled and he nodded frequently.

After entering the room, Chen Xuan grinned.

"Master, Deacon Chen Xinghe is here for a meal."

Chen Xinghe: "."

Can you be more direct?
I said I came to congratulate you!
However, Chen Pingping is no longer in the mood to talk to them.

There was hardly anyone in the kitchen.

Three fusilli peppers were bouncing around in the pan.

Thick smoke was everywhere, and the choking people coughed and shed tears.

"Go to the house, don't make trouble here!"

Chen Pingping roared, and the two obediently ran back into the house.

Chen Xuan gritted his teeth and laughed: "Brother, did you see how warm my master is to you?"

Chen Xinghe: "￣□￣｜｜Uh. Are you sure this is enthusiasm?"

Chen Xuan pouted: "Of course, anyone can enter this room casually?"

Chen Xinghe nodded: "That's true."

Half an hour later, a sumptuous meal was served.

Both Chen Xuan and Chen Xinghe were dumbfounded.

"Master, why is this fish green?"

"And what is this plate of charcoal for? Will there be barbecue later?"

Chen Pingping has black lines all over her head.

"That's fried pork."

Σ(⊙▽⊙"a
Chen Xuan and Chen Xinghe swallowed, and looked at each other.

Chen Xinghe: "Brother, Elder Ping, I suddenly remembered that there is an account in Dancaotang that I haven't figured out yet."

"That... I have to go first!"

With that said, he got up and prepared to leave.

Chen Xuan also stood up: "It's the bad debt in the morning, right? I'll help you, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to figure it out by yourself."

The two wanted to slip out one after the other.

However.
Chen Pingping's voice came from behind like an evil ghost summoning his soul.

"Chen Mo, come back to me."

The two of them froze for an instant.

Chen Xinghe turned his head to look at Chen Xuan who was in cold sweat, his eyes were full of pity.

Brother, forgive me, there is nothing you can do!

After Chen Xinghe left, Chen Xuan sat down in front of Chen Pingping like a schoolboy.

Chen Pingping looked unhappy.

"Are the dishes I cook really that terrible?"

Chen Xuan laughed awkwardly: "Actually, from another angle, it's not that scary."

Chen Pingping was taken aback: "What angle?"

Chen Xuan: "That's right. Don't treat them as food, treat them as grimaces in horror movies, and immediately think, wow! This is such a trash!"

"I'll kick you to death!"

Chen Pingping kicked, and Chen Xuan had already jumped out.

"Master, calm down!"

"The game apprentice has already bought it for you, and it's ready to download!"

"You can play with peace of mind, just leave the dinner to disciple!"

With that said, he picked up the handle and started the game console.

When the survivor's game screen appeared, Chen Pingping instantly put all the unhappiness behind her.

Chen Xuan shook his head helplessly.

Alas. God is fair.

Given a sweet and lovely loli shell, it is impossible to give her the perfect skills of a good wife and mother.

Being a man can't be too greedy.

He turned around and ran into the kitchen, picked up the hairy crabs that Chen Xinghe had just brought.

Chen Xuan re-made a big meal after three times and five divisions.

the other side.

The escaped Chen Xinghe ran into another star today not far away.

Ye Chen.

Ye Chenzheng and his master Chen Jiashu just came back from the cafeteria and were going back to their residence.

Seeing Chen Xinghe, Chen Jiashu took the initiative to say hello.

"Brother Xinghe, what are you doing here?"

Chen Xinghe smiled: "I just came back from Elder Ping."

"Yo! That's ok, bro, have you eaten yet?"

"Put it down! Chen Pingping's cooking is like hell. As expected, pretty women are useless."

"When a man marries a wife, he should be more pragmatic!"

Saying that, he shook his head and left with a sigh.

Chen Jiashu smiled: "This old guy, he is still lustful at a very old age."

"Chen Chen, you must take this as a warning, and don't let women lose their confidence."

Ye Chen smiled coldly: "Women, it will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword."

Chen Jiashu was satisfied, and the two continued to walk forward.

When passing by the small courtyard of Chen Pingping and Chen Xuan, a smell of food wafted out from inside.

sniff!

Chen Jiashu twitched his old nose.

"Ok!"

"Who said that Elder Ping's cooking can be called hell? Isn't this delicious?"

Ye Chen narrowed his eyes and glanced at the yard.

I happened to see Chen Xuan throwing a large bag of kitchen waste at the door.

"It's not Elder Ping, it's Junior Brother Chen Mo."

Chen Jiashu froze for a moment, then frowned again.

"Chen Mo looks silly, but he is actually very smart."

"After entering the inner door, you have to be extra careful about this person."

Ye Chen nodded: "Actually, I've already been paying attention to him."

Ye Chen has done countless replays of the previous tricks.

Repeatedly looking for possible flaws in it.

However, no matter how many times he deduces it, no matter from which angle he deduces it, Chen Mo has the most doubts.

This guy who looks honest but has a dark heart.

Even if it wasn't Chen Xuan pretending to be it, it is very likely that Chen Xuan planted an insider in Tiandizong!
"Let's go, master will take you into the inner gate tomorrow, and then go to the library to choose two sets of exercises."

Ye Chen nodded, followed Chen Jiashu and continued walking towards his house.

house.

Chen Xuan has already prepared a plate of hairy crabs, fried a few side dishes, and stewed a pot of soup.

After serving the fish and black charcoal fried meat on the table, the truly hearty food slowly exudes aroma.

Chen Pingping, who was concentrating on playing the game, was moved by the fragrance.

The little nose twitched a few times and exclaimed, "It smells so good!"

Saying that, he dropped the handle and moved the stool over.

"Wow!!!"

"Good apprentice, I didn't expect you to have such a skill!"

"If I knew this, I wouldn't go to the cafeteria to eat!"

Chen Xuan looked disgusted.

It's agreed that you will cook a celebration banquet for me, but in the end I will cook for you myself.

However, on the surface, he still has to pretend to be a dutiful son.

"Hey, the master likes it, and the apprentice is willing to do it every day."

Chen Pingping shook her head: "Let's forget it, after you enter the inner door, time will be very tight."

"Just do it three times a week."

"For example, this Sunday, are you free?"

"puff!"

Chen Xuan sprayed out a sip of tea.

He stared blankly at Chen Pingping.

"Master, isn't the progress a little fast?"

Chen Pingping was stunned.

"It's already Thursday, is it quicker to do it again on Sunday?"

"Didn't you just say that you are willing to do it for Master every day?"

"Tsk!"

Halfway through the talk, Chen Pingping also noticed something was wrong.

Shut up quickly, picked up the chopsticks, lowered your head and concentrated on cooking.

Chen Pingping, what are you talking about!

In case this kid misunderstands, where will this master's face be put in the future!
Damn!

Damn it! ! !
Being reprimanded crazily by her own dark personality, Chen Pingping didn't even dare to raise her head.

His little face was red, and he was about to bleed.

"By the way, Chen Mo, you have passed the inner gate, do you want any reward?"

"If there is, tell the master."

"As long as I can do it, I can do it."

Chen Xuan blinked.

What do you want?
There is no lack of skills, and martial arts are enough.

I don't know if it's okay to ask for double cultivation with the master, if I say it, I will definitely be beaten.

After thinking for a moment, his eyes lit up.

"Master, I really have a small request, and this request is not difficult at all, it can be said to be a matter of little effort."

Chen Pingping was taken aback.

Why does it sound so weird, hello?
"Lift up."

Chen Pingping looked at Chen Xuan warily.

Chen Xuan was speechless!

Hey, hey, what are you thinking about?

I just want to see you in black silk and let me take a few photos!