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While dancing, the panda whispered: "I am a cat who can only tell stories. I hope you all like my stories. There is a beautiful volcanic island in the vast South Pacific Ocean called Treasure Island. It is similar to what you know. Like the continents we live in, they are all products of Mother Earth. There is a unique ethnic group living on the island, the dwarves. However, the previous dwarves lived in a very primitive way, with little food and clothing, and even frequent occurrences of Ethnic conflicts, captives were eaten. Until one day, a big bird with broken wings sent their god of light to the dwarves, and the dwarves really integrated into the modern civilized society... But, not long ago , a warship from country Y broke into Treasure Island without permission, and a leading officer even shot and wounded the residents on the island. The God of Light had to put them under house arrest and planned to release them after negotiating with country Y. Who knows , the government of Country Y turned black and white, and even sent an aircraft carrier fleet to attack us. However, under the wise leadership of the God of Light, we defeated the attack of Country Y and shot down three of their planes. However, this is just a small Punishment, if the fleet of country Y continues to attack Treasure Island, hehe, think about the consequences for yourself. The story told by Maomao is true, if you don’t believe me, watch the video.”

The screen changes, first of all, a section of beautiful natural scenery of Treasure Island and its nearby waters, as well as the daily life of the dwarves on the island are played.Then came the interviews with the captives of country Y. The prisoners who were interviewed swore in the name of God that what they said was true. It was the army of country Y that first invaded Treasure Island and shot and wounded people.Behind it is a picture of the wreckage of the Y country fighter plane that was shot down, and the corpse wreckage in the picture was covered with white cloth.

The screen changed, and the cartoon panda continued to dance and said: "The God of Light and his dwarves are peace-loving people, and they don't want war. In fact, the island is fully capable of sinking your country Y's aircraft carrier fleet, and there is no need to use the island." shot and shot. See for yourselves."

At this time, the TV screen began to switch to some geographical environments familiar to the people of country Y, but at this time, the seemingly ordinary mountains or ground had been opened, revealing missile launchers.

"This is the intercontinental missile launcher of your country Y, and they only listen to me now, hehe, I can shoot them anywhere, oh! Including your country's capital and other important cities, oh! There is an aircraft carrier fleet." Although Panda's dubbing is full of sense of comedy, it is so chilling to the people of country Y.

Xia Ji was stunned. Before he could grab the phone, the confidential phone on the desk rang crazily.He jumped over and grabbed it and put it to his ear.

"Tell me what happened? Is it true on TV?" Xia Jier's forehead was bulging with veins, and his eyes were bloodshot.

"Reporting to the prime minister, our missile command system has suddenly lost control, and the preset targets of all missiles have been changed, all of which are the geographic coordinates of the main cities of our country Y and the aircraft carrier fleet, and even if we cut off the electricity, the missiles will still After entering the start-up mode according to the procedure, what should we do, Prime Minister?" The panicked voice of the commander of the missile base came from the microphone.

"Damn it, what should I do! What should I do! You should ask God!" Xia Jierun was no longer as graceful as before, and even cursed.

"My lord prime minister, the missile has entered the 24-hour preparation mode. If we can't find a solution by then, Country Y is really doomed!" The commander's voice brought out tears.

"Okay, I got it!" Xia Ji then hung up the phone and sat down on the sofa in a decadent state.

"This is the end of the story of Maomao. The God of Light and his people look forward to a reasonable explanation from Country Y." After saying this, the panda on the TV disappeared suddenly, and the TV screen resumed normal broadcasting.

"Damn it, I don't believe that the little Treasure Island is so powerful." Xia Ji then suddenly thought of something, he jumped up and grabbed the phone, "Connect me to the Secret Service."

Soon the call was connected, and Xia then ordered: "Let our hackers crack the panda program immediately."

"Ahem, Mr. Prime Minister, we have already started working in this area, but, but, the other party's hacking skills are too powerful, this panda is running around in computers all over the world, we can't track it at all, and this program is blocked. With N layers of protection set up, our people can't crack it at all."

"Then there is no other way?" Xia Jier's face was ashen, he felt that this time he was really shooting himself in the foot, and there seemed to be no way out.

"It's a pity that the number one hacker in the world is dead, and the person who ranks second has not heard from him for many years. Mr. Prime Minister, I'm afraid you have to think of other ways."

"Snap!" Xia Ji then hung up the phone angrily, it seemed that it was necessary to meet the Queen.

The people of country Y, who were deceived by Xia Ji, were angry. After all, their lives were at stake. More and more people took to the streets to hold rallies and marches. Some people even chanted slogans asking Xia Ji to step down and get out.

Factories were shut down, planes, trains, and passenger transport were all suspended, even supermarkets were closed, and bosses and employees went to the streets.

chaos!
The whole country Y is in chaos!

Even the army and the police are beginning to plan to hold anti-war demonstrations, with intercontinental missiles hanging above their heads, who can ignore it and take it calmly?And all this was caused by offending Treasure Island, which is thousands of miles away.

Country Y's palace.

"Your Majesty, how do you think we will end?" Xia Ji then wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked at his queen.

"Well, now I can only trouble you to go to Treasure Island to see if they are willing to make peace with us. Of course, we are also willing to compensate them for all their losses." The queen's face was ugly, and even more bloodless.

"Well, well, I'll make preparations now." Xia Ji was in a dilemma. How to contact Treasure Island, his eyes were still dark and he didn't have a clue.

Back in his office, Xia Jier's phone calls kept coming and going, all reporting strikes and marches across the country.

After making a few phone calls, Xia Ji unplugged all the phone lines angrily, and the room suddenly became quiet.

He sat slumped on the sofa, took out a cigar from his pocket, lit it with trembling hands, and took a deep breath.God, please give me some pointers.

At this moment, an assistant knocked on the door and came in and reported, "Master Prime Minister, please turn on the TV and watch."

"What's wrong?" Xia Ji suddenly became nervous. Could it be that there was a riot or something worse.

"Huaxia's Ministry of Foreign Affairs is giving a speech, which is related to Treasure Island." The assistant stepped forward and turned on the TV without waiting for Xia Zun to agree.

"...Our Huaxia Kingdom issued a statement here, officially recognizing the newly established Yanhuang Kingdom, and realizing the exchange of diplomats between the two countries in the shortest possible time. The President of Huaxia Kingdom has sent the most sincere and warmest invitation to the King of Yanhuang Kingdom, I hope that the King of Yanhuang Kingdom will visit China as soon as possible. Regarding the conflict that occurred in the waters near Yanhuang Kingdom, Huaxia Kingdom regrets the actions of Country Y. The actions of Country Y are not conducive to world peace and stability in some areas. Here, Huaxia Kingdom hopes that The two sides can sit down and hold bilateral talks on the friction incident to avoid further expansion of the situation..." Sure enough, the Minister of Foreign Affairs of China is holding a press conference.

"Hurry up and contact the Chinese ambassador, I want to see him right away." Xia then stepped forward to turn off the TV and ordered his assistant.

"Yes! I'll do it now." The assistant turned and left.

Xia Ji then poked the cigar into the ashtray, sighed, and said to himself, "I didn't expect Huaxia to leave a way out for Y. It is indeed a country with thousands of years of ancient civilization, and it is magnanimous. Look." This is the only way to do it! Alas! Shame!"