I am the villain who travels through the heavens
Chapter 170 Sign-in Module
"Dare to ask the Buddha, who is behind him?"
Master Guanyin saluted and asked.
Tathagata shook his head: "The Buddha said, don't say it, don't say it."
But Bai Lin, who was far away in Huaguo Mountain, didn't know that he was almost killed by Manjusri.
At this time, he was sitting on a rock, eating barbecue and drinking wine.
He has tried it just now, as long as he steps five meters away from the stone, the sign-in module will remind him that sign-in failed.
"Hey - when is this a head."
Bai Lin sighed with resentment on his face.
A hundred years passed with Bai Lin's sigh.
During this period, he also thought about sitting on a stone to practice,
But every time when he practiced, all the aura would go into the stone, leaving nothing to him.
As time passed, Bai Lin also gave up his plan to cultivate.
Make a salted fish wholeheartedly, sit on the stone and bask in the sun every day.
From time to time, he will talk about black-bellied science to the stone.
"This wild boar is really good, would you like some stone?"
Bai Lin said, stuffing a piece of pork into his mouth.
Just when he had endless aftertaste.
Suddenly, there was a "cheeping" sound in his stomach.
Immediately afterwards, he let out an extremely smelly fart.
"Fuck me, come again."
Liu Ding Liujia in the sky saw Bai Lin farting again, and hurriedly flew ten miles away.
They were really scared by Bai Lin's fart.
Rumbling~ The stone that was pregnant with Monkey King began to shake violently following Bai Lin's stinky fart.
Peng~ There was a loud noise, and the stone exploded.
A golden monkey soared into the sky, roaring loudly;
"I can't stand it, it stinks."
With the appearance of the monkey, the world began to tremble.
From the monkey's eyes, a golden light went straight for 33 days.
In Lingxiao Palace
The Jade Emperor was drinking wine and watching the fairies dance.
Suddenly, there was a shaking, and the wine glass in his hand fell to the ground.
"Report...!"
Qianliyan and Shunfenger ran in from Lingxiao Palace, knelt down in front of the Jade Emperor and said;
"Report to the Jade Emperor, that monkey has been born!"
"Born?"
The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Monkey, you're finally out!"
On Huaguo Mountain, Bai Lin looked at the monkey who was only waist-high in front of him, and said happily.
The monkey is born, which means he will be able to leave here soon.
100 years, facing a stone for 100 years.
When he saw a monkey now, he felt that his features were pretty.
"Did you fart just now? How could it be so smelly?"
"It stinks to death, it stinks to death."
The monkey pinched his nose and said with disgust.
"Forehead…………!"
A trace of embarrassment appeared on Bai Lin's face.
He didn't expect that he would pop the monkey out with one fart.
【ding dong】
[Congratulations to the host for completing the sign-in task ahead of schedule]
[The reward has been issued; the talent of the six-eared macaque]
Streams of heat appeared in Bai Lin's body out of thin air, quickly transforming Bai Lin's body.
Next to his ears, two pairs of ears gradually grew.
At this moment, Bai Lin seemed to hear the roar of the evil spirits in the underworld.
It seemed to hear the whispers of the seven fairies in the heavenly court.
Accompanied by a high-pitched sermon, it reached his ears.
Just as Bai Lin was about to listen carefully to the sermon, an old man's words suddenly came to his ears.
"The law does not pass on six ears."
Immediately afterwards, Bai Lin seemed to be deaf and could no longer hear.
"Hey, hello, how about I talk to you?"
"Did you fart just now?"
Seeing that Bai Lin ignored him, the monkey scratched his ears and cheeks.
Bai Lin came back to his senses, shook his head sincerely and said, "It's not me, it has nothing to do with me."
"Really not you?"
Seeing the sincerity on Bai Lin's face, the monkey began to look around for someone who farted.
"Hey, don't stand around stupidly, come and find out who farted with me just now."
"I have a name for that, my name is Bai Lin."
Bai Lin looked at the monkey speechlessly. Isn't it just a fart, as for struggling to find it?
"Bai Lin?"
The monkey jumped in front of Bai Lin, staring at Bai Lin with both eyes;
"Do I have a name, what is my name?"
Looking at the eagerness on the monkey's face, Bai Lin wanted to blurt out the three words "Monkey King".
But when I thought that this would destroy Buddhism's Journey to the West, I quickly swallowed it back to my stomach.
Who knows if Tathagata will slap him to death after he said these three words.
[Next check-in location, Water Curtain Cave]
"Tell me what my name is." The monkey asked impatiently.
Bai Lin rolled his eyes and changed the subject, "Monkey, I'll take you to a fun place."
"Monkey, my name is Monkey!"
The monkey happily followed Bai Lin to a waterfall.
Looking at the waterfall in front of him, Bai Lin said solemnly;
"Monkey, as long as you can jump over this waterfall, you are the monkey king of Huaguo Mountain."
"Yes, yes."
The surrounding monkeys also booed blindly.
"You are telling the truth."
A bright light flashed in the monkey's eyes. A monkey who doesn't want to be a monkey king is not a good monkey.
"True, we mean the truth."
An old monkey stepped forward and said.
"Okay, look at mine."
The monkey rushed directly to the waterfall in one dash.
With a plop, the monkey disappeared into the waterfall.
Long time no see.
Just when all the monkeys shook their heads, thinking that the monkeys were dead.
The monkey went back and forth, shouting loudly: "You quickly recognize me as king."
"hurry up."
"My lord, what is there in the waterfall?" The old monkey asked pretending to be confused.
It was just a glimmer of light in his eyes that betrayed his heart.
Bai Lin knew in his heart that this old monkey was actually deliberately arranged by Buddhism.
The purpose is to pull Monkey King onto their thief ship little by little.
"There is a world inside the waterfall, you come with me."
Impatiently, the monkey jumped into the waterfall again.
Seeing this, Bai Lin's celestial power circulated under his feet, and he followed closely behind the monkey.
The old monkey looked at Bai Lin's back, his eyes flashed, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
[Congratulations to the host for coming to the sign-in location]
【Whether to check in or not】
"Yes!"
[Sign in successfully, congratulations to the host for obtaining a copy of the essence of heaven and earth]
[Essence of heaven and earth; condensed from the purest air of heaven and earth, which can enhance the background of the host]
With the sound of the system falling.
A blue crystal appeared in Bai Lin's body out of thin air.
Streams of energy nourished his meridians.
[Next check-in location, Fangcunshan]
"A square inch mountain?"
Bai Lin remembered that it was said in the original book that Sun Wukong went to learn his teacher after he became the monkey king for more than 200 years.
It seems that he still needs to live with these monkeys for more than 200 years.
As for going to Fangcun Mountain by himself, Bai Lin didn't even think about it.
Not to mention the monsters along the way.
Even the appearance of Fangcun Mountain was specially arranged by Patriarch Bodhi for the monkeys.
Master Guanyin saluted and asked.
Tathagata shook his head: "The Buddha said, don't say it, don't say it."
But Bai Lin, who was far away in Huaguo Mountain, didn't know that he was almost killed by Manjusri.
At this time, he was sitting on a rock, eating barbecue and drinking wine.
He has tried it just now, as long as he steps five meters away from the stone, the sign-in module will remind him that sign-in failed.
"Hey - when is this a head."
Bai Lin sighed with resentment on his face.
A hundred years passed with Bai Lin's sigh.
During this period, he also thought about sitting on a stone to practice,
But every time when he practiced, all the aura would go into the stone, leaving nothing to him.
As time passed, Bai Lin also gave up his plan to cultivate.
Make a salted fish wholeheartedly, sit on the stone and bask in the sun every day.
From time to time, he will talk about black-bellied science to the stone.
"This wild boar is really good, would you like some stone?"
Bai Lin said, stuffing a piece of pork into his mouth.
Just when he had endless aftertaste.
Suddenly, there was a "cheeping" sound in his stomach.
Immediately afterwards, he let out an extremely smelly fart.
"Fuck me, come again."
Liu Ding Liujia in the sky saw Bai Lin farting again, and hurriedly flew ten miles away.
They were really scared by Bai Lin's fart.
Rumbling~ The stone that was pregnant with Monkey King began to shake violently following Bai Lin's stinky fart.
Peng~ There was a loud noise, and the stone exploded.
A golden monkey soared into the sky, roaring loudly;
"I can't stand it, it stinks."
With the appearance of the monkey, the world began to tremble.
From the monkey's eyes, a golden light went straight for 33 days.
In Lingxiao Palace
The Jade Emperor was drinking wine and watching the fairies dance.
Suddenly, there was a shaking, and the wine glass in his hand fell to the ground.
"Report...!"
Qianliyan and Shunfenger ran in from Lingxiao Palace, knelt down in front of the Jade Emperor and said;
"Report to the Jade Emperor, that monkey has been born!"
"Born?"
The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Monkey, you're finally out!"
On Huaguo Mountain, Bai Lin looked at the monkey who was only waist-high in front of him, and said happily.
The monkey is born, which means he will be able to leave here soon.
100 years, facing a stone for 100 years.
When he saw a monkey now, he felt that his features were pretty.
"Did you fart just now? How could it be so smelly?"
"It stinks to death, it stinks to death."
The monkey pinched his nose and said with disgust.
"Forehead…………!"
A trace of embarrassment appeared on Bai Lin's face.
He didn't expect that he would pop the monkey out with one fart.
【ding dong】
[Congratulations to the host for completing the sign-in task ahead of schedule]
[The reward has been issued; the talent of the six-eared macaque]
Streams of heat appeared in Bai Lin's body out of thin air, quickly transforming Bai Lin's body.
Next to his ears, two pairs of ears gradually grew.
At this moment, Bai Lin seemed to hear the roar of the evil spirits in the underworld.
It seemed to hear the whispers of the seven fairies in the heavenly court.
Accompanied by a high-pitched sermon, it reached his ears.
Just as Bai Lin was about to listen carefully to the sermon, an old man's words suddenly came to his ears.
"The law does not pass on six ears."
Immediately afterwards, Bai Lin seemed to be deaf and could no longer hear.
"Hey, hello, how about I talk to you?"
"Did you fart just now?"
Seeing that Bai Lin ignored him, the monkey scratched his ears and cheeks.
Bai Lin came back to his senses, shook his head sincerely and said, "It's not me, it has nothing to do with me."
"Really not you?"
Seeing the sincerity on Bai Lin's face, the monkey began to look around for someone who farted.
"Hey, don't stand around stupidly, come and find out who farted with me just now."
"I have a name for that, my name is Bai Lin."
Bai Lin looked at the monkey speechlessly. Isn't it just a fart, as for struggling to find it?
"Bai Lin?"
The monkey jumped in front of Bai Lin, staring at Bai Lin with both eyes;
"Do I have a name, what is my name?"
Looking at the eagerness on the monkey's face, Bai Lin wanted to blurt out the three words "Monkey King".
But when I thought that this would destroy Buddhism's Journey to the West, I quickly swallowed it back to my stomach.
Who knows if Tathagata will slap him to death after he said these three words.
[Next check-in location, Water Curtain Cave]
"Tell me what my name is." The monkey asked impatiently.
Bai Lin rolled his eyes and changed the subject, "Monkey, I'll take you to a fun place."
"Monkey, my name is Monkey!"
The monkey happily followed Bai Lin to a waterfall.
Looking at the waterfall in front of him, Bai Lin said solemnly;
"Monkey, as long as you can jump over this waterfall, you are the monkey king of Huaguo Mountain."
"Yes, yes."
The surrounding monkeys also booed blindly.
"You are telling the truth."
A bright light flashed in the monkey's eyes. A monkey who doesn't want to be a monkey king is not a good monkey.
"True, we mean the truth."
An old monkey stepped forward and said.
"Okay, look at mine."
The monkey rushed directly to the waterfall in one dash.
With a plop, the monkey disappeared into the waterfall.
Long time no see.
Just when all the monkeys shook their heads, thinking that the monkeys were dead.
The monkey went back and forth, shouting loudly: "You quickly recognize me as king."
"hurry up."
"My lord, what is there in the waterfall?" The old monkey asked pretending to be confused.
It was just a glimmer of light in his eyes that betrayed his heart.
Bai Lin knew in his heart that this old monkey was actually deliberately arranged by Buddhism.
The purpose is to pull Monkey King onto their thief ship little by little.
"There is a world inside the waterfall, you come with me."
Impatiently, the monkey jumped into the waterfall again.
Seeing this, Bai Lin's celestial power circulated under his feet, and he followed closely behind the monkey.
The old monkey looked at Bai Lin's back, his eyes flashed, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
[Congratulations to the host for coming to the sign-in location]
【Whether to check in or not】
"Yes!"
[Sign in successfully, congratulations to the host for obtaining a copy of the essence of heaven and earth]
[Essence of heaven and earth; condensed from the purest air of heaven and earth, which can enhance the background of the host]
With the sound of the system falling.
A blue crystal appeared in Bai Lin's body out of thin air.
Streams of energy nourished his meridians.
[Next check-in location, Fangcunshan]
"A square inch mountain?"
Bai Lin remembered that it was said in the original book that Sun Wukong went to learn his teacher after he became the monkey king for more than 200 years.
It seems that he still needs to live with these monkeys for more than 200 years.
As for going to Fangcun Mountain by himself, Bai Lin didn't even think about it.
Not to mention the monsters along the way.
Even the appearance of Fangcun Mountain was specially arranged by Patriarch Bodhi for the monkeys.
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