Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

Although Jiang Weidong usually dislikes Artemis's talkativeness, when he thinks that it may be in danger, he becomes very impatient.

"I think I'm a spiritual pet all day long, so I dare not return home at night. What else can I do except consume cat food."

"Being picked up by someone can be taken away by the neck, and I have no idea."

And at this moment, Artemis' ears suddenly trembled twice.

It is now in the back kitchen of the rolling mill, less than two kilometers away from home, so of course it can hear everything.

Brother Dong actually spoke ill of me behind my back?

However, he still cares about me.

Forget it, from this point of view, don't bother with him.

But when it lowered its head, it saw Xu Damao tied to the bench, still naked.

Just like that, he didn't wake up, his head was drooping, and he was snoring loudly.

And Sha Zhu was lying not far from him, with two cabbages resting on his head, also sound asleep.

"I'm going, what's the situation?"

"This picture is too hot for the eyes!"

It turned out that Artemis followed Shazhu to the canteen of the rolling mill last night.

As a result, he just sat here drinking tea and doing nothing.

Artemis was wondering, did he not work enough during the day?
I can't.

Shazhu is not like a person with such a high level of ideological consciousness.

It pondered that if things go wrong, there must be demons. According to the way Yi Zhonghai drew for him, Shazhu's actions are definitely related to Xu Damao.

That being the case, the excitement, the anger, whatever it is worth it to keep.

Artemis originally wanted to jump on the shelf and watch all this condescendingly.

But when it jumped up, it saw a pot of crispy fried croaker.

After another full meal, he fell to the side and slept until dawn.

It was Jiang Weidong's voice that woke it up.

At this moment, Xu Damao opened his eyes in a daze as he slept more and more coldly.

Where is this?

Does it look so familiar?
This... Isn't this the back kitchen of the canteen in the factory?

Taking a closer look, the grandson who used a bench to build a bed next to him is Sha Zhu!
Xu Damao just wanted to get up, but found that he was not wearing pants and was tied to the bench by a rope.

"Good guy, I said why is it so cold!"

The wall clock on the wall is past seven o'clock, and it's time to go to work now, what's the matter!

"Stupid! Stupid!"

Silly Zhu folded his sleeves and looked at him with narrowed eyes after waking up.

The more unhurried he was, the more Xu Damao became angry.

"Untie it for me quickly!"

"Call Grandpa!"

Silly Zhu who had just woken up, his voice was still a little hoarse.

Xu Damao was completely refreshed, "I told you, you should untie it quickly, or I will sue you in the factory, believe it or not?"

Can Shazhu be afraid of him?

Even Artemis on the shelf didn't believe it.

"You, just wait for a while for the old ladies from our cafeteria to come."

"Just talk and see how they deal with you."

As he spoke, he turned over, meaning he wanted to sleep for a while.

Xu Damao panicked when he thought of the gang of old women who bared their teeth and claws.

If they let them see that they don't wear pants, they don't need to use the horn, and the whole factory will know it within an hour.

At that time, Lou Xiao'e will have a falling out?
No, absolutely not.

Xu Damao had no choice but to give in temporarily.

"Brother, Brother Zhu."

"Please, I'm just kidding with you."

"How can I really go to the factory and sue you, it's cold, hurry up!"

Silly Zhu was impatient after hearing him, opened his small eyes again, and sat up unsteadily.

"Xu Damao, you, you don't understand human affairs."

"I'm really not hurting you, I'm helping you, really!"

"You know that you were drunk yesterday, what did you do? You met a big girl outside the wall of our factory, and you didn't talk about it until you let go of her. Whoever made you take off your pants will do bad things?"

"The good thing is that you met me, otherwise you would be a rapist now!"

Xu Damao was dumbfounded.

There is... about this?
Because every time he finished drinking, the pieces would be broken, which made him a little uncertain whether Sha Zhu was making up nonsense.

After thinking about it, he said tremblingly, "Impossible."

Shazhu's attitude is quite good, "Believe it or not, I can't untie it for you if you don't believe it."

"Wait a while when those old girls come, show you melons, oh, it means stripping your clothes, and then you will be interrogated, and I will bring that girl back. Let's tie up the whole factory and parade through the streets."

"Brother, I'm going out with this breath!"

What the grandson said is right, so it must be true, right?

Xu Damao began to complain, "You, don't fool me, you can't joke about this."

Silly Zhu's face was serious, and his heart was full of happiness.

"Believe it or not, come on, I'll go out first."

Bastard, if I leave you here alone, I don't believe you are not afraid!
Of course Xu Damao couldn't let him go, this is a factory with ten thousand people.

Although there are not many people in the cafeteria, just a few old women can fill a workshop.

Silly people are stupid, and they have no bottom line in doing things. Xu Damao is really afraid that he will walk away.

That would be a big joke!
Just when Shazhu pretended to leave, Xu Damao was completely convinced.

"Don't, brother, brother!"

Sha Zhu turned around with his hands behind his back, "Scream! What is brother?"

He looked impatient, "Call, hurry up."

A good man does not suffer from immediate losses.

Xu Damao opened his mouth several times before he managed to squeeze out a word, "Master."

The silly thief was proud, "When you greet your grandfather on the New Year, that's what you call it? Two words!"

OK, silly column.

What the hell are you waiting for me!

After I pass this level, I will take care of you bastard!
Xu Damao was extremely reluctant, "Grandpa!"

"Hey, good boy, don't you think it's over if you scream!"

"Come on, grandpa will untie it for you, hurry up!"

Sha Zhu untied him from behind, and Xu Damao gritted his teeth in front.

Artemis looked at Zhile on the shelf, as soon as the rope was untied and the pants were put on.

If Xu Damao didn't turn his face immediately, it wouldn't be a cat!
It wasn't enough for Silly Zhu to take advantage, and he still talked to that, "I said grandson, really, if you didn't meet me, you would really go to jail, do you understand after eating in prison? I really do it for you!"

hello sister!
Xu Damao ignored him at all and turned around in circles.

"Where are my cotton pants?"

"That's it! Let it dry for you! Hurry up!"

Xu Damao hid behind the shelf with his cotton trousers, "Sizhu, where are my pants?"

"Yo, I really don't know about that," Sha Zhu pretended to be a fool.

"I really don't know, maybe it fell outside the wall last night."

Okay, you make it up, you are so good at making it up!
Xu Damao's heart was like a mirror, knowing that he was talking nonsense.

But there is no way, I don’t want to be besieged by the old women in the cafeteria, so I can only put it on first!

When he tied up his cotton trousers and came out, he saw Shazhu snickering to him.

Needless to say, a turnaround is inevitable.

"Silly Zhu, you are such a stupid pig!"

"Look, you turn your face and deny people, don't you? You, alas, really."

Not only is Silly Zhu not angry, but he can't help laughing all the time.

You scold me, and someone will clean you up for me later.

Xu Damao was so angry that he pointed at the silly pillar and swore to complain, "You wait for me, if I don't avenge this revenge, I swear I will not be human!"

What about him and sei?
Sha Zhu picked up the kitchen knife on the chopping board, "I'll kill you first!"

Xu Damao was so frightened that he "swish" and ran away, shouting as he ran, "I swear I'm not human!"

The man ran away, Shazhu dropped the kitchen knife and started laughing.

It's too uncomfortable to hold back for such a long time!

"No panties, I'll see how you explain when you get home."

After finishing speaking, he picked up a fire stick, picked up Xu Damao's underpants, and stuffed it directly into the stove pit to burn.

"Ginger is still old and hot, and the uncle has to do this trick, it's bad enough!"

"Five yuan a chicken, I'll let you bastard naked!"

After the play was over, Artemis stood up and shook his hair.

"A total of 93 anger points have been harvested, which is not too much, but hairy is not bald, so this trip is not in vain."

As he said that, he jumped off the shelf and ran out of the cafeteria in a few steps.