Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

Jiang Weidong took Artemis out of the house and went to watch the excitement.

Based on his understanding of this group of weirdos, not only can he receive a wave of anger in vain, but he can also watch a wave of excitement in vain.

Just treat it as a digestion.

Sure enough, Xu Damao was like an ant on a hot pot, scurrying around in front of the chicken coop in front of his house.

Jiang Weidong was in a good mood, so he wanted to tease him, "Well, what's the matter with your feet burning on the ground?"

To rest in peace, Xu Damao would have had a fight with him long ago.

But at this time, his heart was full of chickens, but he talked to him seriously.

"The last time I went to the commune to show a movie, they gave me two old hens."

"The couple of us were not willing to eat, and wanted to keep the egg for laying, but when we turned around, it lost one!"

"That's right, you saw the two I was carrying when I met you in the alley that day."

Lou Xiaoe is kind-hearted, and she always feels that she should not lose it.

"How about we look for it in another courtyard?"

"What if it escaped from the chicken coop by itself and went for a stroll!"

Xu Damao looked at her with distaste, his brows were wrinkled, even with nasolabial folds.

"I'm really puzzled, why did I marry you back then?"

"Ezi, can we use our brains?"

"If the chicken had escaped by itself, the cage door would have been open, and the other chicken would have run away long ago."

"Look for yourself, come on, the door is closed, the other one is still there, do you really think it didn't run away because it has feelings for you?"

Lou Xiao'e came from a capitalist-roader family and had no worries about food and clothing since she was a child. When encountering such problems, she often seemed to have no common sense.

After hearing Xu Damao's words, she suddenly realized.

"You mean, someone opened the coop on purpose, stole a chicken, and then closed the door, right?"

"That's right!" Finally understood, this made Xu Damao anxious.

As soon as they yelled, everyone in the compound came out.

After learning about the chicken loss, many neighbors who had chickens began to panic, worrying whether their chickens would be stolen.

Some were timid and cautious, and even ran home to hide chickens.

Both Jiang Weidong and Artemis couldn't understand the ins and outs of this matter.

But the two of them didn't want to intervene. Although the brat BangGong was annoying, Xu Damao was not a good cake either.

It's all out of tune stuff!

Just let them dog-eat-dog, and watch the scene by themselves.

After listening to Xu Damao's wonderful reasoning, Lou Xiao'e also firmly believed that this old hen was stolen.

Although there were more and more people watching the excitement, the couple didn't yell that they were ugly.

Xu Damao didn't believe this evil anymore, "I don't believe it anymore, a fluttering old hen, if it is stolen, can it be well hidden?"

He gave Lou Xiao'e an order, "Daughter-in-law, let's search from house to house, I have to find it out!"

As soon as the words came out, the neighbors were not happy.

"Hey, I said Xu Damao, why are you searching our house?"

"That's right, you're not a policeman, where do you get the right?"

"Good guy, I've lived in the same yard for decades, and I'm usually a good neighbor. Now your family lost a chicken, and we all became thieves together. Is that plausible?"

Big guy, you said what you said, and Xu Damao was so damaged that he couldn't even let out a fart.

Lou Xiao'e was afraid that he would become a target of public criticism, and just as she was pulling his arm to make him stop talking, she suddenly sniffed fiercely with her nose tensed.

"Da Mao, stop arguing, do you smell anything?"

Hearing what she said, Xu Damao also smelled it.

"It's so fragrant, it's the smell of stewed chicken, that's right!"

"This is the smell of my old hen!"

Many neighbors laughed loudly and ridiculed him.

"Xu Damao, Xu Damao, you are really capable. You can tell it's your chicken just by smelling it?"

"Who said no, hey, did you recognize it by the smell of chicken shit?"

"If you want me to say, don't waste his talent. Let's ask Shazhu and his sister Yushui to ask if there is a shortage of police dogs in the police station of her partner, so that he can make some money!"

Everyone laughed again, and Xu Damao realized that he had lost his composure just now.

"Get out! You all wait for me, when I find the chicken, I will settle the score with you later!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled Lou Xiao'e, like a police dog, and sniffed the door of Sha Zhu's house all the way.

It is a personal matter, and everyone is also very curious, who is the person who stole the chicken.

So, they all quietly followed behind Xu Damao and his wife.

At this time, the voice of Shazhu humming Peking Opera came from the room, "This woman is unusual..."

Xu Damao spat hard when he heard the sound, "This grandson, he has been single for a long time, look at him, any woman thinks it is unusual!"

"Grandma, are you so happy after stealing my chicken? Why the hell are you thinking of singing Shajiabang here!"

He felt angry when he thought about it, "Silly Zhu! Thief Sun! Stop singing, get out of here!"

Sha Zhu was singing vigorously in the room, but there was a curtain on the door so he couldn't see it. In fact, he was gesticulating in the room.

Hearing someone yelling outside, he raised the curtain and took a look, which shocked him a lot.

Good guy, there are so many people standing at the door.

Treat it like a zoo.

He saw that it was his old opponent who took the lead, and narrowed his disdainful eyes again, "I said Xu Damao, what are you shouting at our door?"

"I'm out, what's the matter? If you have something to say, hurry up, and if you have to fart, hurry up, grandpa hasn't eaten yet!"

Xu Damao still looks like a fool in his eyes, his principle is to make noise, so try not to make a move.

But thinking of the frisky old hen at home, now lying in the casserole of Sha Zhu's house, he couldn't swallow this breath no matter what.

"Silly, let me ask you, what is stewing in your house now?"

"Come, come, explain to the big guys, what is the stew in your house now?"

He deliberately prolongs the sound, thinking that it can play a role of emphasis.

Shazhu looked confused, "Why do you have rhinitis? Can't you smell chicken?"

"Besides, it's none of your business what our family stews?"

Xu Damao immediately raised his finger and pointed at him in the next second, "Hey, hey, you said that, I didn't force you to say it!"

"Everyone heard it, right? Sha Zhu admitted it himself!"

Artemis glanced at Jiang Weidong, "Is this okay?"

Jiang Weidong sneered, but said nothing. After all, it was strange to talk to a cat in front of so many people.

Although Sha Zhu didn't understand what Xu Damao was talking about, but based on his understanding of the grandson, it was definitely not a good thing.

"No, Xu Damao, what do you mean?"

"What am I admitting to me?"