Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

It is said that after Shazhu spat on Xu Damao, when he was 100% sure that there was no one around, he put his hands on the ground, propped up his body bit by bit, and climbed up with difficulty.

His two knees and the tendons in his thigh still couldn't bend.

In fact, he recovered a little bit earlier, but was pushed by Xu Damao, and it was over again!
When walking, the two roads straightened and moved forward bit by bit.

It doesn't work if you move it too big, it's easy to tear the egg.

Later, he found that it would be faster to skip forward.

Not only that, but his face was also swollen, bruised and purple.

If this is paired with an official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, an official hat, and a proper zombie, no makeup is required at all.

"Xu Damao, you bastard, you wait for me!"

Silly Zhu wanted to go to the health center at the entrance of the alley, firstly to let the doctor give him some medicine, and secondly to visit the uncle by the way.

Although the old guy is usually in pretty good health, but just now when he fell, those who didn't know thought it was God who wanted to take his dog's life.

He entered the courtyard from the third, bouncing and bouncing towards the gate of the courtyard.

After dancing for 10 to [-] minutes, he was so tired that he was out of breath. He finally jumped to the gate, but he saw Yi Zhonghai came back from the health center with the help of his mother.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Sha Zhu's walking posture, and couldn't help feeling something in his heart.

"Zhuzi, you and I can be regarded as fellow-spirited people, so come and talk at home."

Silly Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai's way of speaking, it was really funny.

But now he couldn't laugh anymore, so he had to hold back and said something else as a cover.

"Grandpa, I'm going to the health center to see you, good guy, why didn't you come back 5 minutes earlier?"

"It took me 10 minutes to jump from the third courtyard to here. Your family lives in the second courtyard, and it will take me at least 15 minutes to jump back."

"The point is, I'm exhausted!"

Yi Zhonghai's face was drawn like Changbai Mountain.

"going or not?"

"It's fine if you don't go!"

"If it wasn't for you, would I have become like this?"

"You're still babbling, do you still have any conscience?"

Are you blaming me for falling yourself?

I don't think you have anyone to rely on!

At this time, the big mother winked at Shazhu behind Yi Zhonghai.

It means that he has become like this, you just follow him and don't be angry with him anymore.

Silly Zhu thought about it and forgot it, and thought that he was doing okay with him, so he didn't bother with him.

Presumably he did this because he felt ashamed in front of everyone.

So, they dragged two "prosthetic legs" behind him, and imitated his way of speaking.

"Ah, go, go, can't I go?"

"You should wait for me for a while, I really see that you have lost two teeth, not two legs!"

10 minutes later, Yi Zhonghai came home.

As soon as the first mother came in, she poured a cup of hot water for each of the two wounded.

After tossing outside for a long time just now, they must have been frozen to death, so ask them to warm up first.

Silly Zhu blew on the cool air, took a few big gulps, and drained the big vat of water.

But every time Yi Zhonghai took a sip, he still felt a smell of blood in his mouth.

I drank and vomited, vomited and drank, and tossed back and forth several times.

When I got angry, I stopped drinking at all.

After slamming the jar on the table heavily, he even vented his anger on Shazhu.

"Zhuzi, Zhuzi, what do you want me to say about you?"

"You said you didn't go to work so early in the morning, why did you stop Jiang Weidong halfway?"

"It turned out that there was such a big commotion!"

"It's good now, people are doing well, and we look like we just came back from the front line."

In terms of the severity of the injury and the degree of embarrassment, between the two of them, Sha Zhu would definitely come out on top.

He was already on fire, but as soon as Yi Zhonghai opened his mouth to scold him, his smell of chicken manure came up all at once.

"Grandpa, let me tell you, don't stand here and talk without pain in your back."

"You also asked me why I wanted Jiang Weidong, I asked him for money, what should I do!"

"Do you know that it cost me eight yuan and fifty cents last night just to change the medicine of that brat BangGong alone?"

"But that's not the point. The point is that the doctor said that the medicine has to be changed every day, and he's not sure how many days in total."

"You know what that means? It means how many $[-]s are left, and no one knows!"

"Hey, let's not say that my salary is only 37 yuan a month, and you are 99 yuan a month. If you pay [-] yuan a day, how long can you last?"

Saying that, Sha Zhu threw the morning to Jiang Weidong, but Jiang Weidong stuffed back the receipt he gave him, and slapped it on the table.

"If you hadn't asked me to pay the money last night, I wouldn't be high or low. What would I do with this money to harm me?"

Seeing that Sha Zhu was so angry, Yi Zhonghai picked up the receipt and took a symbolic look.

Still thinking about it in my heart, he paid a total of 18 yuan and [-] cents for the two times.

It happened to be half a month's salary folded in, no wonder he was sitting here growling like a donkey.

However, even if this is the case, then Yi Zhonghai does not intend to accept the pot.

Who told you to care about the little widow, you will get paid if you are rare, just talking is not good!

So, he put down the receipt and asked Sha Zhu.

"Zhuzi, don't worry about me."

"Let me ask you, whose three children belong to? Are they mine? Isn't that Qin Huairu's child?"

"Don't you still want to develop with Qin Huairu?"

"If you marry her in the future, then you will be the stepfather of those three children, and stepfather is also a father. If you are a father, you have to pay for it!"

There's nothing wrong with this logic.

Even if his two white front teeth were honorably laid off, it didn't affect his sophistry ability in the slightest.

Before Sha Zhu could speak, Yi Zhonghai gave him another stick on the head.

"You miss Qin Huairu in your heart, and you are reluctant to spend money on his children."

"After spending money, I went to find Jiang Weidong to settle the account. No wonder Qin Huairu is a widow, and she still doesn't like you!"

This, is this too insulting?

As soon as the silly mouth moved, Yi Zhonghai said first again, "Also, if you hadn't stopped Jiang Weidong to mess around, would I need to maintain order?"

"If I want to maintain order, can I fall like this?"

"so……"

Silly Zhu raised his hand suddenly, stopping his words.

"Oh, come on, stop you!"

"Don't be here with me because of that, it's not that I'm also puzzled, what kind of rubbish are you digging out of heresy?"

"When you fell, we were all eight hundred meters away from you, and we couldn't catch up at all!"

"You walked carelessly by yourself. You fell and gnawed shit and killed all your front teeth. Later, you thought about it and put a pot of shit on my head. Don't worry, I will never admit it!"

Yi Zhonghai blinked his eyes, but said nothing.

Also.

The one who fell at the door of his own house didn’t even have a single mosquito within two meters of his body.

But if you don't come, you won't be able to swallow your breath!
"Forget it, let's be serious. Let me ask you, what are your plans for him in the future?"