Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

A gust of cold wind blew by, and the only heat on his body was also taken away.

The three brats standing in the dirty ditch couldn't help shivering from the cold.

The upper teeth are biting the lower teeth.

Only then did Artemis feel relieved, and breathed out the fragrance into the water.

"Bangjie, you little bastard, you can hit a small animal with such a big stone, and you can do it?"

"You keep saying that I am a beast, but I think you are worse than a beast!"

"Fortunately, I heard what you said, and I jumped up, otherwise I should have a funeral now!"

"Let me tell you, from today onwards, the relationship between the two of us is completely settled, grandma, why don't you just wait and see!"

Fortunately, Jiang Weidong didn't listen.

Otherwise, he would have to investigate who it learned from, and the export would be dirty.

It was very enjoyable to scold, but the people next to it were confused.

What's wrong with the cat?

Facing the three naughty boys who were wet in the dirty ditch, they kept "meowing" endlessly.

Some passers-by really guessed.

It is said that the three of them must have bullied the cat and the magpie, everything has an animism, and they dealt with the three of them in reverse.

As soon as the second donkey spoke, he let out a sigh of relief, "Bang Ji, look at that cat, it seems to be scolding us all the time."

"Just now I saw clearly that it was the one that threw you down and beat you... Forget it, I can't count."

"Anyway, it was a lot of slaps. The two paws took turns to go up. The speed was too fast, like lightning!"

The stick terrier was smelly all over, and besides the net bag, there was bird droppings on his head.

He wants to get rid of the status quo with all his heart now, as for other things, I will talk about it later.

The three brats waded to the shore by themselves, and went home to clean up.

After Artemis took revenge, she became more angry and ran as fast as a little leopard.

Immediately, he plunged into Jiang Weidong's arms.

"Brother Dong, you shouldn't just sit here and wait for me. You should really follow up just now and see how I dealt with those boys. It's simply too majestic, the highlight moment of a cat's life."

Jiang Weidong paid attention to the way passers-by looked at him, and said in a low voice, "Come on, stop putting gold on your face."

"Do you know that I just wanted to scold others for you and talk to magpies, and those aunts almost sent me to the Natural History Museum."

What about this?
Artemis lay sprawled on his lap.

It means that Lao Tzu is tired, let him touch his belly wantonly.

"Sao Rui, I'm sorry to trouble you, but I thought you would summon a group of cats and let me be their leader."

"It seems that I am still too naive."

Hey, Jiang Weidong was about to ask about summoning magpies.

"System, if you're not busy, tell me, what did you say about the whistle candy?"

[What do you say? 】

"I asked you what to say, why did you ask me the other way?"

[I don't know what you want to ask. 】

"Any statement is fine, I just ask for a specific statement."

[If you can say anything, what specific way do you ask? 】

"roll!"

After this snarl, there was silence around the ears.

But the passers-by in the big alley looked at him with strange eyes again.

Artemis looked up at the passerby, then raised his head and looked at him with pitiful eyes.

"Brother Dong, why don't we go home."

"To be honest, in your current state of mind, try to hang around outside as little as possible."

Jiang Weidong put his big hand over the cat's head, shaking it left and right.

"You and the system, both of you are in a mess now, is this the attitude towards the host?"

Artemis actually "meowed" happily, "Don't make trouble, Brother Dong, I said it's okay?"

What did I ask you?
Although Jiang Weidong didn't know what it was going to say, it must have something to hide from him, and it was not funny to laugh.

After Artemis calmed down, she sighed.

That look of hating iron and steel is really like an old feline father.

"Brother Dong, actually I know this question, you can just ask me."

"That whistle candy, it has a knack for blowing it."

"The way you blew just now happened to be calling for birds. If you change your mouth shape a little, maybe it's poultry."

"I can guarantee that Xu Damao's chicken will also be among them."

What the hell are you talking about!

It's just out of tune!
But, it seems to make sense.

To summon various animals, you must use different whistle sounds.

There's nothing wrong with this logic.

However, there is a problem here.

"Why do you think Xu Damao's chickens will come too?"

Artemis got up and went directly to lick the sugar painting in his hand, and was willing to answer him only after he tasted the sweetness.

"Last time at Chen Xueru's house, didn't you also give me half a small animal biscuit?"

"Later, every time I went to Xu Damao's house to collect my anger points, I would chat with that chicken."

"It said it was too hard to lay eggs all day long, especially when it was locked in a cage and not allowed to walk around, so it said that when the big troops came, it would also join the army."

Before it could finish speaking, Jiang Weidong threw it out.

What kind of cat is this?

Release!

Who hesitates, who grandson!
Artemis spun twice in the air, and after landing smoothly, he saw that Jiang Weidong was gone, and the sugar was gone.

How can that work?
Spread four legs and start chasing after him.

It jumped up, and Jiang Weidong threw it down.

It jumped up again, but Jiang Weidong threw it down.

So repeated, one person, one cat, never tired of it.

The moment he entered the yard, Jiang Weidong was still teasing it with a sugar painting.

At this time, Huang Dashan's voice came from the door of the main room.

"I said Xiao Jiang, your nose is really sharp!"

"My last dish has just come out of the pan, and I was thinking of inviting you later, so you'll be here by yourself."

"Come on, I'm free today, let's have a drink!"

Hearing what he said, Jiang Weidong remembered that he had made an appointment a while ago.

But today is the first time he has entered someone's house, so it's not good to go empty-handed.

So, he smiled and promised, "Success, Section Chief Huang, I'll take the cat home first, and I'll be here right away."

Originally, he wanted to use this as an excuse.

I want to get out of the space with a bottle of Zhuyeqing after leaving Huang Dashan's sight.

You serve the food and I serve the wine, which is considered courtesy.

Hey, whoever thought, Huang Dashan stopped him directly.

"No! No, no, no!"

"Bring it together! I have such a big house, can't fit a cat in your family?"

Artemis sat at Jiang Weidong's feet, muttering, "No wonder a person can be a cadre. This awareness is very powerful."

Jiang Weidong was at a loss, so he just smiled and said, "Okay, then I still have a bottle of good wine at home, I'll bring it here and let's drink it today!"

Eh, that's right.

"That's fine, you go and come back quickly, or the food will be cold in a while!"

Huang Dashan stretched out his hand towards Artemis, as if wanting to hug a child, "Dabai, come here, hug!"

Artemis had a black line on his face, "I seem to be mentally handicapped."

Who is Dabai?

You are called Dabai, and your whole family is called Dabai!

I have a name, okay?