Siheyuan: A hundred-year-old naughty boy, smashing all the birds!

"Silly Zhu! I'm at odds with you, you bastard, stop!"

Jia Dongxu took the broom in the corner and gave Shazhu a blow.

At this moment, he was about to explode with anger. He had only been married for a long time, and Sha Zhu actually dared to cuckold him.

He is courting death!
Silly Zhu watched the broom flying towards him, and was about to dodge in a hurry.

It's a pity that his movements were slow after all, and his face was directly hit by a big pussy!

"Jia Dongxu, calm down, sister Qin and I are innocent, don't act impulsively!"

Even if Shazhu was beaten at this moment, he didn't think about fighting back.

After all, he thought of the action of reaching out his hand just now, it was reaching where he shouldn't be, and he should be beaten.

His action was a bit indecent.

And this hasn't happened yet, Jia Dongxu looks like he wants to eat people.

If he really bumped into it by accident, he simply didn't dare to think about what would happen to Jia Dongxu.

That doesn't mean he's going to be shredded into pieces.

"Calm down, look at the good things you have done, I will not let you go."

Jia Dongxu was gnashing his teeth in anger.

At this moment, he was chasing Shazhu with a broom, and Shazhu saw that Jia Dongxu hadn't planned to let him go just like that.

So he let go of his feet and ran forward.

Just like that, one ran, the other chased, and the whole courtyard was thrown into chaos.

In the courtyard, many ordinary residents who were cooking heard the movement. They put down their shovels, pots and pans, etc., and poked their heads out of the house to watch the excitement.

After all, the silly column is deflated, this is big news for the courtyard house!

That is the god of war in the courtyard, and there are not many people in the courtyard who can subdue Silly Zhu.

Unexpectedly, today, Jia Dongxu, who is so inconspicuous, subdues Sha Zhu.

This is really strange.

You know, when Jia Dongxu was outside, he never blushed with anyone.

At this moment, it was Liu Tiejun who was eating at home, and he also heard the noise in the yard.

"This idiot, what unlucky thing happened?"

"This bad luck, I didn't expect it to be quite useful."

Thinking of the bad luck he just threw to Shazhu, Liu Tiejun also came to the door of his own house at this time, and began to look at the middle courtyard.

As a result, he saw two people chasing in the courtyard.

Wasn't it Sha Zhu who was running in front, the pig's face with a bruised nose and a swollen face kept dodging.

And Jia Dongxu in the back is waving a broom and hitting forward non-stop.

This silly Zhu was beaten like this, so he didn't dare to fight back.

"My darling, this bad luck is really bad enough. Silly Zhu was actually chased and beaten by Jia Dongxu."

He couldn't be more clear, as far as Jia Dongxu's ability to fight against the five scum, he couldn't beat Shazhu.

Liu Tiejun was secretly amazed at the moment.

Speaking of it, it was only a short ten minutes, and because of all kinds of bad luck, Sha Zhu became the current embarrassed state.

Liu Tiejun nodded silently in his heart, the product produced by the system must be a high-quality product!
This little frog is really a big baby!

Thinking of this, Liu Tiejun no longer cared about the noise outside, he was already looking forward to what gift the little frog would bring him next.

"Widow!"

Just when he was in a trance, the little frog appeared on his desk with a jump.

"Hey, I just said this, and the little frog came back from a trip, which is really great."

At this time, Liu Tiejun became excited, wondering what kind of gift the little frog would bring to him this time.

At this moment, he was a little nervous. After all, this little green frog has extraordinary abilities. He can bring various gifts to himself from the heavens and myriad worlds.

Those gifts are priceless!
Rubbing his hands together nervously, Liu Tiejun saw that there was an exquisite red gift box on the back of the little frog.

"Host, the gift has been brought back for you, would you like to open it?"

Facing the small gift box, Liu Tiejun stretched out his hand and tapped lightly.

Soon, the gift box turned into a white light and disappeared.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a sleepwalking talisman."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a box of self-heating hot pot."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a gold-plated pocket watch."

At this moment, Liu Tiejun fell into ecstasy. Sure enough, this system has never let him down.

The sleepwalking talisman, as the name suggests, is a talisman that can make people sleepwalk. If this talisman is used to trick others, it is the best thing to do.

It happened that the animals in the yard liked to provoke him from time to time.

If anyone else provokes him next time, he will release his sleepwalking talisman. When the time comes, he can also see how powerful this talisman is!

Self-heating hot pot, this is his favorite food in future generations. Everything in the present future life feels like a world away.

For this hot pot, he only needs to use a heating pack, add some water to the bowl, wait for 10 minutes, and he can eat a bowl of steaming hot pot.

This is what he wished for.

As for the gold-plated pocket watch, the family just lacks a watch that can tell the time. It is inconvenient to do things and have no time. This pocket watch can be regarded as a sleepy pillow.

These three things, although it is said that they cannot increase their lifespan.

But they have improved their quality of life, which is also very good.

He had to make good use of the gift that the little frog brought back for him, so he couldn't waste it.

In this way, Liu Tiejun, who received the gift, went to bed early.

The noise outside had nothing to do with me at all.

The next morning.

After a dreamless night, Liu Tiejun began to prepare his own breakfast after simply washing up.

In the morning, he still continues to drink jujube porridge, which is sweet and soft, and he likes it very much.

After breakfast, he took out a fishing rod from the house, intending to go fishing by the river.

He is already tired of eating this pork, and occasionally he wants to change his food, which is more in line with the principle of health preservation.

When he was about to go out with the fishing rod in hand, he saw Aunt Yi walking back from the outside with a tired face.

After the people in the courtyard saw it, they surrounded him one by one. What they said inside and outside their words, they were all asking for news about Uncle Yi.