Let you be a lawyer, and you send everyone else in?

"Third, there are various activities in the prison on a regular basis!"

"If it happens to be an essay competition, and the outstanding ones can get rewards, then everyone will definitely work hard to improve their writing!"

"Fourth, the prison is a place where people can have no distracting thoughts and focus on work, study and reform. If you practice until you don't have a woman in your heart, then it's natural to write!"

"The fifth and most important aspect."

"People who go to prison must have a wealth of social experience, so what they write will also have a soul, instead of moaning about illness. Especially after going through the experience in prison, the thinking about the whole life will definitely go to a higher level!"

Su Ming explained.

Throwing on the street to death: I understand Lawyer Su, tomorrow I will go to work and promise to stay in for three years, and then write novels, with a monthly income of 10, and one book will become a god.

"In fact, this is also different from person to person, and talent is also very important. Success is equal to 99% sweat, plus 1% talent, but 1% talent is often more important!"

"Some things cannot be forced. If you really want to experience life, it is the same to go to the factory to twist the screws!"

Su Ming said quickly.

We must persuade this crazy netizen to come back.

Otherwise, if things go on like this, his reputation as an ambassador for the popularization of law will become an outlaw fanatic.

Throwing on the street to death: Understood, Lawyer Su!
Seeing that this netizen had finally let go of his obsession with committing crimes, Su Ming let out a long sigh.

These days, the minds of netizens are too active, and it is getting harder and harder to be an ambassador for the popularization of law.

"Everyone, have you found the key point?"

"There are only five working days in the prison!"

"And now I'm 996 every day!"

"And life in the prison is regular, no overtime work!"

"Thinking of it this way, it seems that life in prison is not bad."

A netizen said on a whim.

"Blind student, you have discovered Huadian! This kind of life is really desirable! What do you think is wrong?"

"Be gentler. It is said that criminals in prisons also have chains of contempt!"

"If you accidentally put it on the bottom of the chain of contempt, it will be over! Sooner or later, the chrysanthemum will not be guaranteed!"

"Then what is the best place to put it? By the way, you can ask Lawyer Su!"

"That's enough of you, this is the live broadcast room for popularizing the law!"

Su Ming couldn't help but said with a dark face.

"Lawyer Su actually broke the defense!"

"This is the first time I saw Lawyer Su, this expression is so funny!"

"The angry lawyer Su is so handsome!"

Su Ming really wanted to close the live broadcast room and start broadcasting. Seeing this group of sand sculpture netizens was really unbearable.

"Lawyer Su, I also have a question."

A netizen whose ID is Student Party asked.

Su Ming saw that if he was really a student, then the questions he asked would be more normal.

"Please speak."

Su Ming said quickly.

We must bring these netizens back, and we must not commit crimes.

"I'm a student, but I think studying is too painful, I really don't want to work hard!"

"So I had a genius idea!"

"I'll start playing now, save all the money I spent on studying, and use it for financial management and investment!"

"Anyway, my consumption is very low. I just read novels and play games every day. I don't have any expenses other than food!"

"And I did the math, from the time I'm studying to the time I graduate from university, I'll spend at least hundreds of thousands of dollars. This money is enough to last my whole life!"

"When I get old, I will commit some crimes and go to prison. I heard that there is a hospital in the prison, and there are even special arrangements for prisoners to take care of the elderly patients. It is simply a paradise for the elderly!"

"In this way, I can live a happy and happy life and still have something to rely on when I grow old."

After hearing this, Su Ming felt like he was going to be stupid.

How could there be such a brain circuit?

The live broadcast room was plunged into a sea of ​​jubilation.

"A road never imagined!"

"Simply smart!"

"This routine is deep, I like it!"

"Have prisons become places where you can go whoring for nothing?"

"Student, your thinking is very surprising!"

"To be honest, in theory, what you said is also feasible!"

"I even know some prisoners who don't have a formal job outside, they can only do petty theft, and their family members look down on them, and they don't have any social status. But after entering the prison, due to the long time spent in the prison, they gradually became the team leader. .”

"This kind of position is to facilitate the management of criminals. Basically, 20 criminals form a team."

"After these criminals became squad leaders, they felt that their value in life had been realized, and they were unwilling to commute their sentences and be released from prison!"

Su Ming said.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovy

"Who doesn't live at the bottom? Life is hard!"

Su Ming's casual words resonated with everyone.

"The prison will set up a special prison area for the elderly, weak, sick and disabled!"

"It's true that you don't need to do heavy physical work, but you still have to do some things within your ability, such as watering the flowers and distributing newspapers!"

Su Ming said lightly.

"Isn't this the life I dream of?"

"Thank you, Lawyer Su, I will talk to my parents now!"

The student party said excitedly.

Su Ming's face is now as dark as the bottom of a pot.

If he told his parents about this, wouldn't he be an abettor?

"Wait a minute I'm not done yet!"

Su Ming said quickly.

"But, do you think it's really that good inside?"

"First, let's talk about the prison hospital you just mentioned!"

"The prison inside the hospital can only provide the most basic medical treatment. If you have an elderly case, such as a heart bypass, the prison hospital will recommend you to be released for medical treatment, and of course you or your family will pay the cost."

"If you have no family members and no money, the prison hospital can only give you conservative treatment."

"The so-called conservative treatment is waiting for death!"

"Think about the fact that you will die in the torment of illness in the future. Wouldn't it be sad?"

"On the second point, you said that prisoners will be arranged to take care of people who are seriously ill. That's true!"

"But think about it, who are the people in the prison?"

"Most of them are vicious villains!"

"Let them take care of you as an old man, what kind of treatment do you think you will get?"

"Besides, you don't have to work, and they have to serve you. These people have long held grudges."

"If you accidentally fall to the ground, it's not uncommon for you to lose your arms and legs!"

"As a student, you should cherish the present and study hard. All your hard work will definitely be rewarded!"

"In the future, you will thank yourself for working hard now!"

Su Ming said.