Shenhao prodigal system

Fan Dongde has seen all kinds of people.

But it was the first time he saw someone like Gu Bai.

You yelled at him fiercely, and he said that you have eye problems.

If you pretend to be aggressive with him, he can find other angles to talk about you in a strange way.

this fucking...

Looking at the people next to him, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and couldn't stop laughing.

Fan Dongde was furious in his heart.

"Is this fucking sick?"

"By the way, I must be stupid in reading! I know this kind of person, but they live in their own world and don't understand a little bit of social etiquette!"

"Think you'll be awesome if you read too much?"

Thinking of this, Fan Dongde showed a mocking smile on his face, and he asked Gu Bai: "Do you think that you are very handsome if you talk to me?"

Gu Bai shook his head: "I don't think so, because I've always been handsome!"

"..."

Fan Dongde took a deep breath. Since there is no way to suppress you with words, I will show you with actions. He directly reached out and picked up a chopstick from the table.

Then he grinned and said, "Do you think society is sharp-edged? Today, Brother De will let you see what society is!"

After all, as soon as he used his hands hard, he heard a "snap", and the chopsticks were broken in half by him directly. Because it was broken, the breaks were uneven, and it looked a little sharp.

Gu Jianwei's complexion changed, he stood up quickly, and said sternly, "Fan Dongde, what do you want to do? Are you causing trouble?"

"Dad!" Gu Bai stood up, pushed Gu Jianwei to sit on the bench, and then handed Fan Dongde two chopsticks, "Can you break them?"

"Mist Grass! You look down on me, don't you?" Fan Dongde felt insulted.

After taking the chopsticks, with a "click", he snapped off the two chopsticks neatly.

"Clap clap clap!"

Gu Bai applauded, and handed over five more chopsticks.

"Hey!"

Fan Dongde didn't break it all at once.

He felt insulted, little chopsticks, I can't stop breaking them?
So he got lucky, and with a sound of "ha", the five chopsticks broke in response.

Then Gu Bai handed over ten more chopsticks.

"what!"

"what!"

"Hey!"

Fan Dongde tried several times, but failed to break ten chopsticks.

After all, putting ten chopsticks together is about as wide as a person's palm, and it's really hard for ordinary people to break them off.

Gu Baiyu asked earnestly, "Do you know why?"

"Huh?" Fan Dongde, who was wrestling with chopsticks, was a little confused.

Gu Baiyu said earnestly: "This is what is called one chopstick is easy to break, but ten chopsticks are as hard as iron! There is an allusion to this. In the past, there was a rich man who had three sons, but what about these three sons? They were not very united, so the rich man called all his sons, first handed them a chopstick, and asked them to break it..."

Many people have heard this story.

But Fan Dongde has never heard of it, he is uneducated.

I just think that this story is very good, and the reasoning in the story is easy to understand.

At this time, Song Changyun in the corner couldn't see it anymore. He stepped forward and cursed: "Idiot, he scolded you!"

Fan Dongde turned his head to look at Song Changyun, then at Gu Bai, then at Song Changyun, wondering: "What did he scold me for?"

Song Changyun was speechless for a while, and then he covered his forehead and said: "In the story, the rich man gave his son chopsticks, and then he kept giving them to you. Are you here today to be played like a monkey?"

Damn, it's not even good to be a village tyrant, this IQ is really convincing.

Only then did Fan Dongde suddenly realize.

He picked up a chopstick, and then casually brought a disposable paper cup, and used the stubble of the chopsticks to pierce the paper cup one by one.

The quality of disposable paper cups can be imagined, and there is a hole in one click, making a puffing sound.

This trick was learned by Fan Dongde and a Taoist senior.

That senior is a usury, every time he goes to ask for debts, he will do similar things, and it has been tried and tested.

Fan Dongde went with him to ask for debts several times, as a helper.

So he asked strangely: "Brother, why did you use chopsticks (knives) to tie cardboard boxes or something, and the other side obediently gave you the money?"

The eldest brother curled his lips in disdain and said, "You see, I'm piercing cardboard boxes, but in their eyes, it's like piercing them, so they give in!"

Fan Dongde thought about it carefully, and it seems that this is really the truth.

And he also summed up his experience, that is, when piercing, you should be in a hurry, if you are too anxious, you will not feel oppressed, and you must master the rhythm, so that in the interval between two piercings, people can still think a lot.

Sure enough, just now, he was booing the people watching the fun.

I didn't dare to coax anymore.

His eyes followed Fan Dongde's chopsticks and kept moving.

There are also kind-hearted people who persuade Gu Bai and Gu Jianwei.

"Old Gu, persuade your son!"

"That's right, isn't it just a glass of wine?"

"They're all from the same village, so there's no need to make trouble too much!"

"It's just a glass of wine, just drink it!"

"Gu Bai, right? Hearing my uncle's persuasion, how can a man not drink? These days, if you go out and wander around, you can't drink!"

"Besides, Fan Dongdehu is a little bit of a tiger, but he didn't do anything wrong! He did it first as a respect, so you can have a drink!"

If there is some truth in what I said earlier.

The last few sentences are really unreasonable.

A smile appeared on the corner of Gu Bai's mouth, these people will be generous to others, Fan Dongde who forced the toast is right, is it me who is wrong?
He said to Fan Dongde with a relaxed face: "Chopsticks are for eating, not for you to poke around! You were used by Song Changyun as a weapon. I advise you to leave quickly, and don't be killed because of Song Changyun for no reason. Beaten! How about half a point?"

As soon as this statement came out, the audience was in an uproar.

"What did you say?"

"Hurry up and give in!"

"Old Gu, is your child stupid in reading? It's like being stupefied!"

This is still caring about Gu Bai.

More people just didn't speak, but their eyes showed excitement. They were watching the excitement and were not afraid of big things, but they were afraid that there would be no excitement.

"Snapped!"

Fan Dongde slapped the table directly, leaned closer to Gu Bai, almost pressed his forehead against Gu Bai, and said viciously: "I'll give you another chance, do you want to drink or not?"

"Ha ha!"

Gu Bai smiled lightly, this person is so stupid, he is very happy to be a spearman.

Then get beaten.

So he directly picked up the wine bottle next to his hand and slammed it on Fan Dongde's head.

Fan Dongde didn't expect Gu Bai to dare to take the lead.

The distance between him and Gu Bai is very close, there is no time to dodge.

Was hit straight.

"Whoa!"

The bottle is broken.

The wine flowed down mixed with the blood on Fan Dongde's forehead.

This is not a beer bottle.

It's a liquor bottle.

Liquor bottles are much stronger than beer bottles.

It can be smashed in one go, it can be seen how much strength Gu Bai used.