Little girl is kneeling!My live broadcast fortune-telling is accurate

"The person who tortured and killed small animals was arrested according to the law. If the host does a good deed, he will be rewarded with 100000 merit points!"

"Pay attention to check."

One hundred thousand merit points!
If the needle is not poked, it is not far from the palace of exchanging secrets.

Now Lin Yi's accumulated merit value is 70.1.

With 29.9 left, he will be permanently free from the backlash of heaven.

That day is not far away.

……

After Lin Yi checked the merit value.

After tidying up the ethnic style purple patterned robe on his body.

Open the ink painting paper fan and wear small round sunglasses.

Facing the screen.

"Good evening, water friends, I am Master Lin who knows the past, present and future."

"Calculation of marriage, career, fortune, life and death..."

"Everything can be counted, please support us a lot. One divination a day, a rare opportunity, 1 deduction for fortune-telling, free of charge. I will randomly select a lucky audience."

[One hexagram a day, you can't get enough! 】

[Little White Bunny, tipped 10 spaceships, and left a message: The opening remarks are still familiar, Master Lin, I love you!I hope tonight's lucky audience is me, I have no other ideas, just want to count Master Lin, can we be together? 】

【Master Lin doesn't like women, he likes men. 】

[Hahaha, Master Lin has a wonderful expression! 】

Lin Yi: "..."

No!
I just don't want to fall in love, I'm really not good at fencing!
In a joyful atmosphere, the screen is full of the number 1.

"Tonight's lucky audience is the street slicker Chris Fuji shredded chicken!"

"The video connection invitation has been sent to you, accept it and we can start our story."

The video connection is successful.

A spirit boy appeared on the screen!
His hair was dyed grandma gray, and he wore a gold necklace as thick as a finger.

Wearing a very tight black long-sleeved T-shirt, and a pair of black pants with a skull printed on it.

"call!"

The spirited boy exhaled a puff of smoke ring, holding a flower in his finger.

It looks three points arrogant, seven points disdain...

[He is here, he is here, he is wearing a big gold necklace. 】

[He's here, he's here, he's wearing egg pants. 】

[Wangzai is not printed on the clothes, bad review! 】

……

As soon as he appeared, the live broadcast room became even more joyful!
The spirit guy has not been around recently, and he is becoming a rare animal. It is not easy to see one, and everyone is very excited and happy.

Lin Yi is professionally trained, so he usually doesn't smile unless he can't help it.

He held back.

"This water friend, what do you want to be, marriage or career, fortune..."

"cut!"

The spirited boy twisted his mouth and made a disdainful sound.

"You are about the same age as me, how did you become a master? May I ask, Ning Pei?"

[Black fan, it's really hateful, I'm so angry with him! 】

The water friends got angry and condemned the spirit guy one after another.

Lin Yi went back: "Why don't you deserve it? Does any industry have to be old to be authoritative?"

【that is! 】

【Master Lin is right, why can one become a master when one is old?There is no front and back, and those who are masters are teachers. I don’t know if this spiritual guy has heard this sentence? 】

【He didn't graduate from elementary school, let's see...】

"Why can you make a lot of money by cheating and abducting with the script, plus promotion!"

"As for me, I went to the factory to screw screws, worked overtime during the day and worked overtime at night, and worked so hard, only six or seven thousand a month!"

The spirit boy said dissatisfied.

"Besides, no woman likes me yet! I will definitely not have a wife in the future!"

"What about you, Master Lin, there are tens of thousands of girls and women who like you, and you can't even play with one of them every day!"

Lin Yi felt so speechless.

You work hard overtime and pay less, blame me?

It's the boss of the factory who makes you work overtime, okay? It's not me who pays you wages...

If you are dissatisfied, you can go to your boss.

Spread your anger on me, grab the bamboo shoots...

Also, I have a lot of women I like, but you don't, should I blame me or yourself?

Speechless!
The eyes of the water friends are discerning.

[If you are dissatisfied with life, try to change it!Instead of running here and spreading your anger on Master Lin who has nothing to do with you!Come on, Sao Nian, make good money, Chinese New Year is coming soon...]

[The air is shaking and cold, the troll is dissatisfied with reality, and is attacking hard on the Internet? 】

[If you want money and a woman, you should work hard instead of spraying Master Lin here! 】

【Honey, don't be angry, be good, it's not worth hurting your body for this kind of person...】

Lin Yi didn't get too angry, and all the breath disappeared after a deep breath.

"It's so awesome, come on, count my life, let me see if you can do it!"

"Your mother is going to blow up." Lin Yi said to the spirit boy.

"You curse!"

The spirited boy pointed at the screen and cursed.

"Your internet celebrity brother with billions of fans is actually cursing in front of the public!"

"I want to report you, I will ruin your reputation!"

"I'm so mad..."

"I'm not scolding you, I'm saying your mother is going to be bombed to death."

"Then you are cursing my mother!"

"You said yes."

Lin Yi had no choice but to spread his hands.

This person is not good at communicating.

He just started Thief Book and read the past, present and future of this spiritual guy.

Tonight is now.Because of the fucking gas leak, use a lighter to test for gas leaks!
There was an explosion in an instant, and his mother was killed on the spot.

"Hehe, your curse is the same as your fortune-telling, it won't come true!"

The spirit guy didn't know it yet, so he continued to swear.

"Wu Ruwei, if you call back, you will know whether it should be fulfilled or not."

Lin Yi shook the paper fan and said.

If the spirited guy believed him, he would have called home a few seconds earlier instead of rushing to curse, and the tragedy could have been avoided.

"Hmph, I'll call my mom right now, loudspeaker! Tonight, I'm going to ruin your reputation! Wait."

Wu Ruwei called his mother.

Until now, he has not realized that Lin Yi just calculated his real name.

Isn't that... not accurate enough?

[Identified, this person is an idiot! 】

[I had a fever when I was a child, did my brain burn out? 】

[Eating melons in the front row...]

"Ok?"

Wu Ruwei frowned slightly.

"Hello, the phone you dialed has been switched off..."

It must have been out of power, so I couldn't get through.

Wu Ruwei called his uncle next door.

The phone came quickly: "Hi, the number you dialed has been turned off..."

what's up.

This is so coincidental...

Wu Ruwei called his cousin who often played with him and was currently recuperating at home.

"Hello, the phone you dialed has been turned off..."

Wu Ruwei suddenly pressed the hook button!

"Fuck, what's going on, the mobile phones of the three people are all turned off... no... really!"

"That's what he figured out, Mom...you must be okay!"

at this time.

His phone is ringing!

It was the village chief.

"Hello, third uncle."

"Wu Ruwei, your mother...was killed by a gas explosion! Your uncle, your cousin, too... come back quickly... and deal with the funeral..."

"Fuck! You... Master Lin, why didn't you say it earlier! Fuck!"

Wu Ruwei's eyes were red and wept.

"I said it. You doubted me and didn't listen to me. If you called back one second earlier, you could have saved your mother's life. But you, insist on spending time spraying me. What can I do, I It's also very helpless..."