Siheyuan: promoted to director, sub-district office to send wife

Xu Damao pursed his lips, full of grievances, "Old lady, you must have a conscience, others can scold me, but you can't hit me!

You have lived your whole life in vain, and you don't know how to repay your kindness! "

These words made the deaf old lady doubt her life.

"What? My ears are not good. I can't hear what you are saying!"

"Old lady, he said you were ungrateful and called you a white-eyed wolf!" Liu Haizhong yelled loudly as he leaned close to the ear of the deaf old lady.

In fact, everyone is clear in their hearts, and the old lady is not deaf.

She is selectively deaf. If you want to hear it, you can hear the mosquito humming. If you don’t want to hear it, it’s useless to shout it with a loudspeaker.

"Oh, I heard, Xu Damao thinks you have self-knowledge."

The old lady pursed her lips, a shrewd look flashed in her eyes, "You still know that you are ungrateful, white-eyed wolf?
I don't owe your Xu family any favors, and the person who treats me well is not you, Xu Damao.

Ezi brings me meals, and Ezi washes my clothes and buys things for me, what a fart you are!
Don't go around in circles with my wife, you must want to tell me that Lou Xiao'e is your wife, right?
But if I remember correctly, you two haven't had time to go to the street to remarry, have you? "

Because the two were originally husband and wife, the neighbors in the neighborhood did not report illegal cohabitation.

As long as there are no accidents, everyone will live in the courtyard for a lifetime.

Why bother to offend people?I added trouble to myself.

Xu Damao's lips moved, but he couldn't say one, two, three, four, five.

Oh shit!

The old lady told him everything he could and couldn't say.

What else can he say?Don't say anything, just be a coward.

"Xu Damao, why are you dumb? Talk to me!"

Not everyone can bully the deaf old lady, and now He Yuzhu is the only one in the courtyard who dares to bully her.

Now He Yuzhu is enjoying watching a play.

On the way back, Yan Bugui bought some roasted sweet potatoes for the children and picked a big one for him.

Divide one into two, Song Jiayun half, himself half.

The two leaned together, and the hot and fragrant roasted sweet potatoes tempted the appetite.

It made everyone greedy, and secretly scolded Yan Bugui in his heart that he shouldn't buy roasted sweet potatoes.

If he didn't buy it, there would be nothing to give to He Yuzhu, and the He family would have nothing to eat.

"Xu Damao, speak up to me, if you don't speak up, get out of the compound!"

Yi Zhonghai's head was about to explode, so he patted his head, "Da Mao, Zhisheng, don't make your wife faint."

"Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!" Xu Damao opened his bloody mouth and yelled four squeaks in a row.

"Don't bullshit, get down to business, do you think you're a mouse?" He Yuzhu sneered, piercing Xu Damao's disguise.

Want to pretend to be dead and pretend to be stupefied?There are no doors!

Others agreed, and he couldn't possibly agree.

Xu Damao forcefully forced a smile, "Aunts and aunts, uncles and uncles, give me some advice, what should I do?"

"Fix the door." Yan Bugui lowered his head and picked at the sweet potato skin, and spit out four words.

"I'm penniless now. Just now He Yuzhu also went to the auto repair shop to ask, but there are no parts."

"I don't care, you figure it out yourself."

Today's Yan Bugui is a very temperamental little old man, and everything is just a word, first solve it, otherwise there is no discussion.

There was no other way, Xu Damao finally turned his attention to He Yuzhu.

"Hey, what do you think?"

"Can't hear, my ears don't work well."

He didn't even have the attitude of begging for help, how could He Yuzhu get used to his problems.

"Zhuzi, what do you think?"

"Can't hear, my ears don't work well."

"Comrade He Yuzhu, what do you think?"

"Can't hear, my ears don't work well."

Eating sweet potatoes slowly, dispelling the winter cold, He Yuzhu ate very comfortably.

Entering the house and eating sweet potatoes around the stove, the temperature is a bit high, making people feel hot and dry.

It is still suitable for eating in the compound, with the sound of people drooling as the soundtrack.

"Brother, please give me some advice, how should the door be adjusted..."

Xu Damao lowered his always proud head, begging humblely and helplessly.

Well, this attitude is not bad, which makes He Yuzhu quite satisfied.

"It's simple, you find a large airtight plastic sheet and cover the door first. After a night, go to a special door and window accessories store to buy it tomorrow."

He Yuzhu was in a good mood, and euphemistically expressed to Xu Damao how to cover the door.

"Xu Damao, if you dare to take the opportunity to escape, never come back." Yi Zhonghai said the ugly words in advance, so that if Xu Damao didn't come back, the residents would make trouble with him.

Xu Damao's face was livid, and he was about to leave, but was grabbed by the third master.

"No, Lao Yi, I think it's better to let Zhu Zi follow. Xu Damao is cunning since he was a child, so don't let him play tricks on him."

Yan Bugui didn't believe Xu Damao's nonsense.

"Then, is He Yuzhu willing to go? Help everyone supervise Xu Damao's return."

"Okay, I'll just make a trip as hard as I can."

He Yuzhu still had a mouthful of sweet potato left in his hand, stuffed it all into his mouth, got up and patted his buttocks and walked in front.

Xu Damao, who followed closely behind, smelled the faint scent of sweet potatoes, so greedy that he swallowed his saliva.

What a fucking shame, he must go back to Xujia Village to ask the half-immortal if his horoscope does not match He's surname.

"What are you thinking, hurry up and follow me, if you don't solve the problem of the leak tonight, the third master will pick you up."

He Yuzhu put his hands in his pockets, with a gloating expression.

Xu Damao hated him so much that his teeth itch, but there was nothing he could do.

When I arrived at the car repair shop, I found the big rain cloth that He Yuzhu had mentioned.

It's really big, and it's still a thick stack when stacked.

"You live in a courtyard house. I know it. The film projectionist in the rolling mill! It doesn't matter if you forget to bring the money, just send it over another day."

The master was very reasonable and offered to let Xu Damao pay on credit.

How could it be possible for He Yuzhu to let him get the rain cloth so easily, and "accidentally" blurt out the truth.

"Oh, Da Mao, you have to be honest, how can you not explain it!
Brother, Da Mao has already resigned, and he has long since ceased to be a projectionist. "

The master didn't understand what he meant, so he asked with a smile, "Then he got promoted and made a fortune?"

"No, Da Mao was squatting at home, and came here to give you credit because he was penniless." He Yuzhu scratched his head and smiled honestly.

"Thanks to your understanding, big brother, who offered to help him pay on credit, otherwise Da Mao would not know how to open his mouth."

Because He Yuzhu spoke very seriously and his expression was sincere, the car mechanic had no choice but to believe it.

"I gave him credit because we live in the same alley, so we can deliver it tomorrow or later.

It doesn't mean you can keep credit for a long time, so give it back to me. "

As he said that, he was about to take back the rain cloth.

Xu Damao dodged and began to smile, "Brother, we have been neighbors for many years, there is really no need to be like this.

Is this okay? Let me rent you.I will return it to you tomorrow morning, five yuan. "

Originally, I wanted to say three yuan, but after thinking about it, if the master disagrees, I will waste more words.

"Okay, don't break it for me, I still want to sell it."

Money can make ghosts turn the millstone, and the master agreed without saying a word.

Holding the rain cloth, the two walked back.

Xu Damao's tone revealed deep disappointment, "He Yuzhu, I have apologized to you several times, why do you have to fight against me everywhere."

Even if he shouldn't have molested Song Jiayun, but the thing has already happened, can he go back to the past?

"Xu Damao, don't blame me. How did I go against you? I just said good things to the car mechanic for you."

He Yuzhu blew a melodious and melodious whistle, turned his head and entered the courtyard.

"Neighbors, Xu Damao has a way to solve the air leakage at the gate."