Siheyuan: Revocation of five-guarantee households, try again

The deaf old lady walked out the door with a bowed body and saw several residents chatting.

"What are you talking about? Share and share."

When the few residents saw her, their faces darkened and they walked away one after another. "It's unlucky, I had a good chat, and I was confused by this person."

"That's right, this kind of temper deserves to lose the qualification of the five guarantees."

"Li Daguo did the right thing, this kind of person just needs to be dealt with."

Although the few people spoke in a low voice, they were still heard by the deaf old lady. It seemed like a thorn pierced deeply into her heart, causing great pain.

As soon as she appeared, the yard was empty. Those who should go home went home, those who should go to work went to work, and even the few wives who talked and laughed with her every day avoided her like a plague god.The deaf old lady sat under the banyan tree in a daze, with tears in her eyes.

A few days ago, she was disqualified as a five-guarantee household by Li Daguo's design, and she became angry from embarrassment.

When they got home, they smashed tables or chairs, and even beat her grandson. When Yi Zhonghai came to persuade her, she beat her out of the house with a broom. A neighbor with good intentions came to comfort her, but she also hurled insults at her. Drenched in the shower, left in a daze.

At night, because I was so hungry and there was no food left at home,

The deaf old lady saw that there were two fish in the fish tank of her neighbor Mrs. Zhao's house. She took it home when no one found it. When she got home, she found that there was no firewood in the house. When she got home and was preparing to cook, she found that there was no rice in the rice tank, so she went to Aunt Zhang's basket to put a bag of rice in.
When I got home, I was about to cook, but I found that the oil and salt were gone. I sneaked into Uncle Song’s house, opened the window, and snatched a bottle of soy sauce and a small handful of salt from the crack. Unexpectedly, Uncle Song found out. Stop her and ask her why,
But the deaf old lady scolded me angrily, saying what's the matter with taking something?Can you be more magnanimous?
Uncle Song was also angry, and grabbed the oil and salt back, but the deaf old lady fell on the ground and rolled around, with a rascal look on her face, which attracted the residents to watch. Uncle Song quickly explained, but the deaf old lady denied it in every possible way and took the opportunity to escape.

When Uncle Song explained clearly, Zhao Po, Uncle Wang, and Aunt Zhang also found that they had lost something, and went out to look for it. They met Uncle Song and the others. After Uncle Song said, they came to their senses and went to the deaf old lady's house to ask for an explanation. .

The deaf old lady was cooking the fish, and the corn was half-cooked, but she was already salivating, stretched out her hands to eat the fish, and smacked her mouth, feeling very happy.A loud knocking sound was heard from the door.

The deaf old lady panicked, neither responded nor opened the door, but hurriedly packed the fish and corn in the pot and fled to the backyard.

When Uncle Song and the others broke in, all they saw was a mess in the kitchen. They searched for the deaf old lady in the backyard, and saw that she was fierce, frantically stuffing fish and corn into her mouth, just like a starving ghost. .

Uncle Song and the others quickly questioned.

The deaf old lady went into a rage on the spot, saying that I, an old man, was about to starve to death. Can't you people have some sympathy?Worrying about little things all day is not going to kill you, small-bellied, you deserve to be poor for the rest of your life.

Everyone is so angry, it is obvious that you stole something, but you are here to blame us for not being generous?How could there be such a brazen person?The owners didn't talk nonsense to her, and wanted to get back the fish and corn. Even if they were fed to dogs, the dogs would wag their tails, so they couldn't take advantage of this white-eyed wolf.Unexpectedly, the deaf old lady is really old and shameless. She would spit on anyone who came over, and stuffed them into her trouser pocket if they tried to snatch her away, yelling angrily.

The owners were helpless.

Some even wanted to call the police.At this time, Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai arrived, and they paid a sum of money to settle the matter.However, they were not treated well and were still kicked out by the deaf old lady.

It wasn't until late at night that the deaf old lady woke up like a dream. The remorse in her heart made her dizzy with anger, why she didn't even want face when she was old.

The next day, the deaf old ladies came to the door one by one to apologize, and their words were sincere, because she was an old man, and she was a vulnerable group. After thinking about it, everyone forgave her.

But she never thought that she would stop doing sneaky things, and instead go around chewing people's tongues.Today it is said that Uncle Jiang is not wearing underwear.Tomorrow it will be said that Aunt Sun has a man outside.

In addition, she is narrow-minded and seeks benefits everywhere, so everyone hates her deeply and avoids her.After these few incidents, the deaf old lady's character plummeted, her popularity was lost, and her bad luck continued.Either choking on drinking water or falling down while walking.

Going to bed and turning over can cause cramps.I often think back to the incident that I was framed by Li Daguo and lost my five-guarantee qualification, and I became suspicious.

Seeing people whispering, I felt that they were plotting to frame her, so I ran over to question her, the man was naturally angry, scolded her, and the deaf old lady scolded back, and if she couldn't be scolded, she would throw a tantrum, which was annoying.

In the past few days, the deaf old lady has been restless, unable to eat or sleep well, she has lost weight and is extremely lonely.

"Face is still important!" The deaf old lady sighed, looking at Lou Xiao'e who came out to dry the clothes, she rekindled her vow in her heart.

We must snatch her to be my granddaughter-in-law within a month.Although this girl's heart is towards Li Daguo, but Baobuqi was coerced and lured by Li Daguo, only we silly Zhu can be worthy of her.

Hmph, damn Li Daguo, you still think about making me look like this?The deaf old lady was thinking about how to get Lou Xiao'e to be her granddaughter-in-law.

Lou Xiao'e also saw the deaf old lady, but she felt sorry for her in her heart. She lost her five-guarantee status when she got old, and it would be hard for anyone to change her.

But on the other hand, she felt that the deaf old lady had done it on her own.If I don't engage in so many moths, wouldn't everything be fine?Thinking so, Lou Xiaoe felt that she should not associate with the deaf old lady in the future.

Otherwise, the great powers will not be happy. "Hey, my wife, am I back?"

"Hello, sister-in-law!" Li Daguo walked in with a straw rope of pork and various foods.Xu Damao followed closely behind.

Dead thing, dare to come back.When the deaf old lady saw Li Daguo, her eyes were shattered, and she wished she could swallow him alive.

It's all because of him that I'm not eligible for the five-guarantee household. Poor me, I'm still an old lady in her [-]s. I'm a sinner.Li Daguo also saw the deaf old lady under the banyan tree, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Wife, look, what a good pork. It is moderately fat and thin. It tastes smooth and tender. When you eat it, your mouth will be full of oil!" Li Daguo specially picked up the pork in the direction of the deaf old lady, and shouted very loudly. .

"Damn it!" The deaf old lady gritted her teeth, her stomach rumbling, she hadn't tasted fishy meat for several days, looking at the pork, her mouth was watering.

But seeing Li Daguo's embarrassing expression, she suppressed her hunger and walked home angrily.

At night, the night wind blows.The deaf old lady tossed and turned in bed.

Gulu Gulu... Thinking of Li Daguo's piece of pork in the morning, she salivated and couldn't sleep at all.

"Damn Li Daguo, can't you give me that piece of pork!
The deaf old lady lifted the quilt, and carefully opened the window to look at Li Daguo. It was pitch dark in Li Daguo, and he must have gone to bed early.

It's over, it's over, that piece of pork is gone.When the deaf old lady remembered that the delicious pork had entered Li Daguo's stomach, her teeth itched with hatred.

Or, go to his house to see if there is any leftovers?Thinking of this, the deaf old lady licked her lips.

It doesn't matter, anyway, this brat bullies me all day long, so it's nothing to eat a little pork, right?

Take it as his compensation to me.The deaf old lady made up her mind, put on her coat, quietly rushed out of the door, and groped out of the window of Li Daguo's kitchen.

She has been here many times and is familiar with the road.The deaf old lady looked around and found that no one noticed her, so she pulled the wooden box next to her and stepped on it.Li Daguo's kitchen window was not bolted, and the deaf old lady opened it easily from the outside.Slowly climbed in.

bang.When the deaf old lady came down, she accidentally kicked over a bowl, which made a noise and wobbled. Fortunately, she reached out and caught it in time, so the bowl didn't fall down.The moonlight shone into the kitchen, and in the stained kitchen, the figure of a stooped old woman was groping furtively inside.

"Where? Where? Where did the damned Li Daguo put the pork?" The deaf old lady muttered, rummaging through the box, opening the pots and pans, not to mention the meat, not even the food, it was extremely smooth.

"This brat won't eat up all the pork, right?" The deaf old lady is so angry, can't she save some for me?She is not willing, perhaps, to be placed in the hall?Yes yes yes.Possibly at the dinner table.

Thinking about Li Daguo, a lazy guy, how could he clean up?Thinking of this, the deaf old lady had a glimmer of hope in her heart, and she tiptoed towards the living room.

In the dark living room, you can't see your fingers.

From time to time, there was a slight sound in the dark environment.Gulu... the deaf old lady was a little scared, but she fought hard to get the meat.

She touched the wall and tiptoed forward all the way.

After a while, a black silhouette appeared in the sight of the deaf old lady.It's a dining table!The deaf old lady was overjoyed and walked over cautiously.

When I came to the dining table, the deaf old lady stretched out her nose and sniffed. The smell of meat came from the dining table. I found it. I want to have a full meal.

Just as the deaf old lady was about to reach for it, she suddenly tripped over the stool, "Ouch!" The deaf old lady covered her mouth in pain, sweating profusely, and quickly took two steps back.

"What's wrong with this damn boy, the stool is placed in the middle of the road." The deaf old lady's face was gloomy and uncertain.

This is troublesome, and it is easy to disturb Li Daguo and Lou Xiaoe who are sleeping.

After thinking about it for a while, the deaf old lady decided to take the food by the tiger's mouth.

The deaf old lady remembered where the sound came from just now, held her breath, moved her feet with difficulty, carefully avoided the stool, and came to the dining table without any danger.

Li Daguo has always had a habit of not closing the door when he sleeps.

It's not turned off today, and he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. He tossed and turned in bed.

Scratching her body and touching Lou Xiao'e from time to time is not too boring.

But at this moment, he suddenly heard some movement in the living room.

Thief? !
Li Daguo was taken aback, but he didn't yell. If the other party was really a thief and alarmed the other party, he might be murdered to silence him.

He panicked, turned around slowly, and secretly took out a wooden stick.

Watch me give you a fatal blow.

"Ha Qiu!" A slight snot sound came.

Li Daguo, who was about to make a move, was taken aback for a moment, the voice was so familiar, it was that old pig and dog!
Good guy, you came to my house at night and wanted to steal it!

Li Daguo saw the black shadow approaching the dining table furtively, lifted the cover, and knew the general idea in his heart.

It should be that I tempted the old pig and dog with pork in the morning, but the other party couldn't help it, and came over to steal it at night.

Steal?OK, I'll let you eat better.

Li Daguo smiled sinisterly, and picked up a cockroach that he had killed last night and hadn't had time to throw away.

Since you want to eat it, I will give it to you!

Then he tiptoed out of the door without making a sound, and just stood behind the deaf old lady.

The deaf old lady covered her mouth, seeing that no one seemed to notice, she became more daring, lifted the dining cover and reached in to grab the meat to eat.

She is fast, Li Daguo is faster.

Li Daguo threw the cockroach into her mouth the moment she opened her mouth.

Smashing... The deaf old lady chewed lightly, not only not wanting to be discovered, but also wanting to enjoy the delicious pork.

But as soon as she spoke, her face changed drastically.The viscous slurry burst in his mouth.Very bitter.

It's like eating shi!Vomit... my stomach was overwhelmed, and the deaf old lady vomited things into the palm of her hand,

At this time, if you look carefully, you will find that the texture is very different from that of pork, hard, layered, thorny, and tentacles.

The face of the deaf old lady changed drastically.Isn't this his meowing cockroach?Vomit... the deaf old lady was dizzy and tossed backwards.

"Hey, are there any mice?
Watch me beat her to death with a stick! "In the darkness, Li Daguo yelled, grabbed the wooden stick and knocked on the ground.

Make a clang.The deaf old lady turned pale with fright, was discovered?Hurry up.

She fled to the kitchen.Li Daguo followed closely behind with a sinister smile.The deaf old lady was also fast. She came into the kitchen and jumped out of the window in twos and threes.

"Tmd still want to run?" Li Daguo grabbed a corn cob and threw it out of the window.

"Ouch!" A scream came.The deaf old lady ran home staggeringly covering her head.

"Daguo, what's going on?" Lou Xiao'e was awakened and asked after following her.

"It's nothing, but a mouse broke in. How about we go out and have a hot pot meal? You go and call Xu Damao, and come out to have a hot pot together."

Li Daguo pulled Lou Xiao'e and continued, "That's fine. I just bought a piece of pork this morning. I was going to make bacon. Now I'm stewing it to eat."

He didn't eat the pork he bought in the morning, but marinated the pork and prepared to use it as bacon, but he didn't expect the deaf old lady to be so greedy that she came to steal the meat at night.

Originally, Li Daguo was not a narrow-minded person, since you, an old pig and dog, provoked me again and again, don't blame me for being rude.