Siheyuan: I have opened my mouth!
Chapter 16: The bus ticket gets wet with liquor
"You didn't see it today. After Jiang Chen came back from Qinhuairu's house, he was holding fried pork and dumplings stuffed with pork and scallions! What do we eat at home? The dumplings filled with scallions only put less than a tael of pork! Yes Do you want to eat onions or eat meat!"
"We have a large family and a large amount of rations. How can you support so many people by yourself?"
"Jiang Chen is fine on his own, he can feed the whole family without hunger! He also has someone to help! Those little days were much more prosperous than ours!"
The third mother's complaint made the third master feel dissatisfied with Jiang Chen.
In the past, when Jiang Baomin was here, they could still go to their house to eat some pork on days like winter.
Now that Jiang Baomin is gone, his son is not happy being taken advantage of like his father!
Food stamps, meat stamps, oil stamps, he kept them all in his hands!
Not even a piece of greasy residue or meat foam will let the people in the compound touch it!
"All right, all right, let's eat yours!" The third master lost his patience.
"If you have the ability, you can also save a policeman, and let our whole family rub against their house!"
"I save? Do I have the ability? Besides, why use my old woman's life to exchange your food and drink for the rest of your life! I owe you?!"
The third son, who was sitting around eating together, listened to the two bickering in fear.
13 years ago.
Yan Jiecheng is 10 years old. Although he is still a child, under the influence of the three masters and three mothers, his whole body is covered with heart eyes!
At this point in time, of course, he has not yet married a wife.
Not to mention the remaining two sons.
Yan Jiefang was only 7 years old, and Yan Jiekuang was 4 years old.
Parents like to calculate, this is something Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang know.
It's not to blame for their quarrels. In the past, during the winter, they could get some things from Jiang's house, but now they can't get any oil or water!
They, who are used to taking advantage, are of course unbalanced in their hearts!
I have eaten all the dumplings at noon, and I only have steamed buns and pickles for dinner.
Smell the aroma of fried pork dumplings in the air.
I feel more and more that the steamed buns and pickles in front of me are tasteless!
Yan Jiecheng suddenly had a bold idea.
"Why don't I go to Jiang Chen to order some dumplings? I think he brought back a lot at noon today, he definitely can't finish it all by himself!"
"Don't be ashamed of yourself!" The third master gave him an annoyed look, "With Jiang Chen's character, it would be strange if he didn't shut you down!"
"It's strange to say, why is this Jiang Chen completely different from his daddy's personality? I'm being taken advantage of, this kid is so smart!?"
"Father, let's stop talking about this, shouldn't you buy your bicycle? So that you won't have long nights and dreams!"
The third master nodded: "You have hit the point! I will go buy a bicycle tomorrow morning, otherwise I will always feel uneasy!"
"Dad, I've already sewed the bus ticket into your pants! You sleep in your pants when you sleep! Make sure you don't lose it!"
however.
The third uncle's family didn't know.
At this moment, Jiang Chen has already returned home.
He was eavesdropping on their conversation through any door.
Any door can only be seen by Jiang Chen!
If other people want to eavesdrop, they have to sneak into the other party's house and lie on the corner of the wall or the crack of the door.
And if Jiang Chen wants to eavesdrop, he just needs to lock the target.
Let any door appear in the position where it should appear, and you can hear it clearly.
Any door is at the table right now.
While eating pork dumplings, Jiang Chen eavesdropped on their family's conversation.
Apart from being angry, he felt that this family was too ridiculous!
It's all calculated on my own family!
This kind of family is selfish and has [-] minds all over its body!
Even a blood-related family has to calculate their relatives to the bone!
Once the benefits are uneven one day, there must be a fallout and a tearful face!
In this case, Jiang Chen will add fire to them!Let their fagots burn!
Jiang Chen immediately said something!
"I want the bus ticket for the third master to be burned!"
[Ding——the skill of opening the mouth is taking effect!The ticket purchased by the third uncle will be burned within 5 minutes! 】
Jiang Chen looked at the remaining five dumplings.
5 minutes is enough for him to watch a good show after eating and drinking enough!
At this time the three grandpa's family.
The third master poured himself a little wine.
"It's cold today, I need to drink something to warm myself up!"
Just at this time.
Yan Jiekuang, who didn't eat well, waved his chopsticks and knocked over the wine glass in the third master's hand!
In an instant!
All the wine spilled on Third Master's pants!
and!
This place is exactly where the third master is sewing to buy a bus ticket!
"My ticket!" The third master immediately stood up, "You son of a bitch!!"
The third master slapped Yan Jiekuang hard on the back!
After Yan Jiekuang was beaten, he burst into tears!
The third mother quickly picked him up and said to the third master.
"Hurry up and take off your trousers, remove the inner pocket I sewed, and take out the bus ticket!"
The third master anxiously took off his trousers, and tried his best to dismantle the inner pocket, but he couldn't pull it away!
"You damn old woman! Why are you sewing me so tightly?!"
"I'm not afraid that the sewing is too loose! Will I lose my ticket?!" The third mother was also worried!
"Father! No way, cut your pants off!"
"Can I still wear my pants after cutting them off? You pay me a pair of pants?!" The third master asked angrily!
Yan Jiecheng immediately lowered his head and did not speak.
Jiang Chen was gloating when he heard it outside the Any Door!
For the third uncle, let alone a pair of pants!
Even if a pair of socks had a hole the size of a mung bean, he would feel distressed for a long time!
Now let him cut a hole the size of a fist in his pants!
Then he can't feel bad about it!
but!
No matter how expensive the pants are, they are not as expensive as buying a bus ticket!
The third master hesitated again and again, and finally chose to cut open the inner pocket!
After carefully taking out the ticket, the ticket was already drenched with wine!
The three masters are so angry!
Pointing at Yan Jiekuang and yelling loudly!
"You are a thing that is not enough to accomplish anything! What's the use of me giving birth to you! You ruined my ticket when you came up!"
Yan Jiekuang burst into tears immediately after being scolded like this.
"Okay, okay! You put the ticket on the stove to dry it, and it will be dry after a while! It's not torn anyway! It's still usable!"
"I'll settle the score with you later!"
The third master glared at Yan Jiekuang!
Immediately took the ticket and walked to the stove.
The briquettes in the stove are burning red!
The third uncle held the ticket in both hands and placed it on top of the stove, trying to dry it slowly.
however!
His hands couldn't bear the hot air rushing up!
Within a few seconds, I felt my hands were very hot!
"Ouch! I'm burnt to death!"
The third master withdrew his hand and blew on the hot air on his hand.
It doesn't matter if you blow it, it just blows out the ticket that is about to dry!
"We have a large family and a large amount of rations. How can you support so many people by yourself?"
"Jiang Chen is fine on his own, he can feed the whole family without hunger! He also has someone to help! Those little days were much more prosperous than ours!"
The third mother's complaint made the third master feel dissatisfied with Jiang Chen.
In the past, when Jiang Baomin was here, they could still go to their house to eat some pork on days like winter.
Now that Jiang Baomin is gone, his son is not happy being taken advantage of like his father!
Food stamps, meat stamps, oil stamps, he kept them all in his hands!
Not even a piece of greasy residue or meat foam will let the people in the compound touch it!
"All right, all right, let's eat yours!" The third master lost his patience.
"If you have the ability, you can also save a policeman, and let our whole family rub against their house!"
"I save? Do I have the ability? Besides, why use my old woman's life to exchange your food and drink for the rest of your life! I owe you?!"
The third son, who was sitting around eating together, listened to the two bickering in fear.
13 years ago.
Yan Jiecheng is 10 years old. Although he is still a child, under the influence of the three masters and three mothers, his whole body is covered with heart eyes!
At this point in time, of course, he has not yet married a wife.
Not to mention the remaining two sons.
Yan Jiefang was only 7 years old, and Yan Jiekuang was 4 years old.
Parents like to calculate, this is something Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiefang know.
It's not to blame for their quarrels. In the past, during the winter, they could get some things from Jiang's house, but now they can't get any oil or water!
They, who are used to taking advantage, are of course unbalanced in their hearts!
I have eaten all the dumplings at noon, and I only have steamed buns and pickles for dinner.
Smell the aroma of fried pork dumplings in the air.
I feel more and more that the steamed buns and pickles in front of me are tasteless!
Yan Jiecheng suddenly had a bold idea.
"Why don't I go to Jiang Chen to order some dumplings? I think he brought back a lot at noon today, he definitely can't finish it all by himself!"
"Don't be ashamed of yourself!" The third master gave him an annoyed look, "With Jiang Chen's character, it would be strange if he didn't shut you down!"
"It's strange to say, why is this Jiang Chen completely different from his daddy's personality? I'm being taken advantage of, this kid is so smart!?"
"Father, let's stop talking about this, shouldn't you buy your bicycle? So that you won't have long nights and dreams!"
The third master nodded: "You have hit the point! I will go buy a bicycle tomorrow morning, otherwise I will always feel uneasy!"
"Dad, I've already sewed the bus ticket into your pants! You sleep in your pants when you sleep! Make sure you don't lose it!"
however.
The third uncle's family didn't know.
At this moment, Jiang Chen has already returned home.
He was eavesdropping on their conversation through any door.
Any door can only be seen by Jiang Chen!
If other people want to eavesdrop, they have to sneak into the other party's house and lie on the corner of the wall or the crack of the door.
And if Jiang Chen wants to eavesdrop, he just needs to lock the target.
Let any door appear in the position where it should appear, and you can hear it clearly.
Any door is at the table right now.
While eating pork dumplings, Jiang Chen eavesdropped on their family's conversation.
Apart from being angry, he felt that this family was too ridiculous!
It's all calculated on my own family!
This kind of family is selfish and has [-] minds all over its body!
Even a blood-related family has to calculate their relatives to the bone!
Once the benefits are uneven one day, there must be a fallout and a tearful face!
In this case, Jiang Chen will add fire to them!Let their fagots burn!
Jiang Chen immediately said something!
"I want the bus ticket for the third master to be burned!"
[Ding——the skill of opening the mouth is taking effect!The ticket purchased by the third uncle will be burned within 5 minutes! 】
Jiang Chen looked at the remaining five dumplings.
5 minutes is enough for him to watch a good show after eating and drinking enough!
At this time the three grandpa's family.
The third master poured himself a little wine.
"It's cold today, I need to drink something to warm myself up!"
Just at this time.
Yan Jiekuang, who didn't eat well, waved his chopsticks and knocked over the wine glass in the third master's hand!
In an instant!
All the wine spilled on Third Master's pants!
and!
This place is exactly where the third master is sewing to buy a bus ticket!
"My ticket!" The third master immediately stood up, "You son of a bitch!!"
The third master slapped Yan Jiekuang hard on the back!
After Yan Jiekuang was beaten, he burst into tears!
The third mother quickly picked him up and said to the third master.
"Hurry up and take off your trousers, remove the inner pocket I sewed, and take out the bus ticket!"
The third master anxiously took off his trousers, and tried his best to dismantle the inner pocket, but he couldn't pull it away!
"You damn old woman! Why are you sewing me so tightly?!"
"I'm not afraid that the sewing is too loose! Will I lose my ticket?!" The third mother was also worried!
"Father! No way, cut your pants off!"
"Can I still wear my pants after cutting them off? You pay me a pair of pants?!" The third master asked angrily!
Yan Jiecheng immediately lowered his head and did not speak.
Jiang Chen was gloating when he heard it outside the Any Door!
For the third uncle, let alone a pair of pants!
Even if a pair of socks had a hole the size of a mung bean, he would feel distressed for a long time!
Now let him cut a hole the size of a fist in his pants!
Then he can't feel bad about it!
but!
No matter how expensive the pants are, they are not as expensive as buying a bus ticket!
The third master hesitated again and again, and finally chose to cut open the inner pocket!
After carefully taking out the ticket, the ticket was already drenched with wine!
The three masters are so angry!
Pointing at Yan Jiekuang and yelling loudly!
"You are a thing that is not enough to accomplish anything! What's the use of me giving birth to you! You ruined my ticket when you came up!"
Yan Jiekuang burst into tears immediately after being scolded like this.
"Okay, okay! You put the ticket on the stove to dry it, and it will be dry after a while! It's not torn anyway! It's still usable!"
"I'll settle the score with you later!"
The third master glared at Yan Jiekuang!
Immediately took the ticket and walked to the stove.
The briquettes in the stove are burning red!
The third uncle held the ticket in both hands and placed it on top of the stove, trying to dry it slowly.
however!
His hands couldn't bear the hot air rushing up!
Within a few seconds, I felt my hands were very hot!
"Ouch! I'm burnt to death!"
The third master withdrew his hand and blew on the hot air on his hand.
It doesn't matter if you blow it, it just blows out the ticket that is about to dry!
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