Rebirth Ultimate class as salted fish

In the Xia mansion, Xia Lanyongde Xiong looked at Wang Xiaoxi with a smile on his face, and said enthusiastically: "Xiaoxi, when you come here, you can treat yourself as your own home and don't be restrained! Auntie is going to cook you a big meal."

After finishing speaking, he still didn't forget to stare at the three siblings standing beside him.

"Come and help me in the kitchen."

Xia Lan Xingde Xiong walked into the kitchen with the reluctant Xia Yu, Xia Xia, and Xia Mei and ordered them.

"Listen clearly, don't use supernatural powers at home, especially in front of guests, you know?

Alright, there's nothing else to do, you go outside to accompany the guests. "
While Brother Xiong and the others were cooking in the kitchen, a white-haired old man pushed open the door and slowly poked his head out.

After looking around, he couldn't help being taken aback when he saw Wang Xiaoxi, and waved quickly.

"Sorry, I went to the wrong house."

After speaking, he closed the door again, but it didn't take long for a head to come in again.

Looking at the old man in front of him, Wang Xiaoxi couldn't help sighing.

"Grandpa who suffers from amnesia is still so cute!"

Grandpa walked in lightly, and looked at Wang Xiaoxi vigilantly: "Boy, why are you at my house? Are you here to steal something?"

As he said that, he was about to call the police. No matter how Wang Xiaoxi explained, Grandpa always forgot after listening to his explanation.

Fortunately, Xia Yu, Xia Xia, and Xia Mei came out of the kitchen in time, and it took a long time to explain clearly.

Grandpa took out a cup of boba milk tea from behind with an embarrassed expression on his face, and handed it to Wang Xiaoxi.

"Young man, I'm sorry! Grandpa has amnesia and has an oolong, please drink this milk tea."

Wang Xiaoxi said politely: "Then how dare you do it! You should drink it yourself."

As soon as the words were finished, Grandpa quickly picked up the straw and inserted it in, and drank happily.

Seeing this scene, the three brothers and sisters of the Xia family felt a little ashamed and quickly changed the subject: "Grandpa, it's not good, brother Xiong is going to cook, you take us away."

As soon as these words came out, Grandpa froze immediately.

Three seconds later, before he ran out of the house, he did not forget to tell: "When your mother asked, she said that I went to find an old friend."

Looking at the panic-stricken siblings and the fleeing grandfather, Wang Xiaoxi was involuntarily curious about the taste of brother Xiong's cooking.

He sat on the sofa and looked at Xia Tian and asked: "Are the dishes cooked by brother Xiong so horrible? What's the taste?"

Xia Tian touched his head and said embarrassingly: "Actually, it's okay, it's not too scary, but after eating, I have to go to a nearby hospital for gastric lavage and intravenous drip."

Wang Xiaoxi couldn't help being stunned. At this time, Xia Mei on the side still didn't forget to add: "Don't worry, our family has the VIP card of that hospital, so we won't kill anyone."

Wang Xiaoxi felt a little flustered when he heard it, he suddenly regretted asking this question, but Xia Yu said something casually and completely frightened him.

"You can imagine the taste of the meat slices in the septic tank, the rotten vegetable leaves in the trash can, and the soup in the sewer at night in summer."

After listening to the descriptions of the three brothers and sisters, some terrifying images kept appearing in Wang Xiaoxi's mind.

His face suddenly turned pale, and he didn't know if it was due to psychological effects, but he actually felt a feeling of wanting to vomit.

Xia Yu and Xia Mei looked at Wang Xiaoxi, who was out of state, with smiles on their faces, and said, "It's okay, just bear with it and pass it. At worst, we will be taken away by the ambulance together. Normal people don't have this kind of treatment." !"

"Sister! Please don't say a few words." Xia Tian looked at Wang Xiaoxi who was already delirious, and comforted him with a wry smile: "Xiaoxi, don't listen to their nonsense, it's not that serious."

While they were chatting friendly, Ye Siren, who was wearing a windbreaker, opened the door and walked in with a few boxes of pizza.

Putting down the pizza, he took Wang Xiaoxi's hand with great enthusiasm.

"Hello, hello, Wang Xiaoxi, right? Welcome to this big family. As Xiong's ex-husband, I warmly welcome you."

At this time, Wang Xiaoxi, who was being tormented and dizzy, suddenly saw that familiar face, and said in surprise: "空胡#, you come too."

Ye Siren looked at the handsome young man in front of him, but couldn't understand what he was saying at all.

Xia Yu at the side seemed to have thought of it, and quickly explained: "Could he just want to ask you, will your intestines break after eating brother Xiong's food?"

After hearing Xia Yu's explanation, everyone suddenly realized. Ye Siren put his hands on his shoulders and spoke righteously.

"Boy, let me tell you as someone who has experienced it, there is nothing wrong with your intestines at all, because you will be taken away for gastric lavage in less than 10 minutes after you eat."

As if he heard something, Brother Xiong, who was showing off his skills, came out of the kitchen and smiled when he saw a few people talking happily in the living room.

It's just that when she saw Ye Siren, she couldn't help being upset, her face drooped, and she was even more furious when she saw the pizza on the table.

"Ye Shiren took your things and left my house. You are not welcome here."

Everyone was startled by Brother Xiong's voice, Wang Xiaoxi also recovered and looked at the young master of the Yehenala family in front of him.

"So it's the clone of Heartbroken Man in Iron Time and Space!"

At this time, the three brothers and sisters of the Xia family seldom saw Brother Xiong get angry, so they were too scared to speak out, while Ye Siren walked out of the house a little bit in a daze.

Seeing this scene, Wang Xiaoxi couldn't help feeling a little sad. As an old fan of the Ultimate series, his favorite is the plot of the Ultimate family.

The warm, harmonious, and friendly family was scrapped by the screenwriter in the later stage. Wang Xiaoxi really couldn't bear to watch the family who were clearly in love but had to make trouble because of some small conflicts.

He said something softly, but then he was frightened by Brother Xiong's sharp eyes.

"Brother Xiong, it's time for dinner anyway, why don't you let him go after dinner!"

Brother Xiong saw the hopeful eyes of the children, and then at Ye Siren who was about to go out, he couldn't help but sighed softly.

"Why is everyone turning towards you! Ye is dead."

"Oh, let's go after eating! But eat all!"

Brother Xiong looked at the crowd and said through gritted teeth.

3 minutes later, on the dinner table.

Wang Xiaoxi always felt hostility surrounding him, but he just couldn't find the source.

At this time, he glanced casually, just in time to see Ye Siren's gnashed teeth, and couldn't help wondering: "Are you too touched?"

But he didn't know that Ye Siren was suffering in his heart.

"I was almost able to run away, it was all caused by this brat, it was all his fault."

Brother Xiong was enthusiastically introducing the dishes, completely oblivious to the weird atmosphere on the table.

"Xiaoxi, let me introduce to you my latest dish, you are in luck."

"This is banana curry pig's blood, that one is spaghetti with crickets, the one in front of you is Mercedes-Benz pie with minced meat from gecko, and the one in front of you in summer is ants climbing trees, and finally there is a sweet soup with green watermelon and cowpea spaghetti for dessert."

"Let's start everyone!"

After speaking, he looked expectantly at Wang Xiaoxi.

But looking at the colorful dishes on the table, Wang Xiaoxi couldn't help being frightened into a cold sweat, he was hesitating with chopsticks in his hand.

In the end, it was picked up, and the normal-looking ants climbed up the tree and took a bite.

Immediately, an unspeakable terrifying smell hit his brain, and after a few seconds, his brain completely froze.

Before he fell into a coma, Wang Xiaoxi actually heard the sound of an ambulance calling.