Rebirth Ultimate class as salted fish

After everyone scolded, a streak of purple awns suddenly descended on the dining table in Xia Mansion.

After that light dissipated.

I saw a man and a woman wearing Hawaiian costumes, making intimate movements, just appearing in front of everyone.

There was no sound in the living room. Brother Xiong and the others watched the next move of the couple on the dining table with eager eyes.

It's a pity that the sky didn't fulfill the wishes of people. The moment they calmed down, the pair of supernatural doctors noticed something strange, and when they saw such a family again.

He ran directly to Grandpa Xia Liu and complained.

"Grandpa Xialiu, you are really nasty, you actually used this [Greetings to the ancestors of the mourning hall eight generations of obscene looking for someone] on us.

It's rare for the two of us to take a good vacation, why did you call us here! "

But as soon as the words were spoken, the sharp-eyed little deaf girl saw a-chord lying on the ground like a mummy, and even saw the rare wound on his body, and couldn't help pulling her hand.

Now even Guo'er was attracted to them. As supernatural secret doctors, the two of them knew all kinds of injuries in the supernatural world very well.

But it took a while after seeing the sword wound on a-chord before they began to diagnose.

The serious-looking little deaf girl had just inserted her finger into someone's nostril and already got the result.

"He's good at swords."

All of a sudden, everyone in the Xia family laughed, and Brother Xiong praised it even more.

"You can tell that other people are cheap as soon as you get a pulse, that's amazing." But she quickly recovered, and hurriedly asked: "No, what do I mean mean cheap.

They also looked at the little deaf girl with puzzled faces in Xia Tian, ​​completely unaware of the meaning of what she just said.

"He was wounded by a good sword."

Afterwards, the two stopped talking about their condition, and just kept muttering: "I'm dead, I'm dead"

Brother Xiong looked at these two unreliable supernatural doctors in a daze, and didn't know what to say.

On the contrary, Xia Mei, who had been carefree all the time, looked at these two guys and was a little speechless with anger.

"Hey, why do you two always say that he is doomed, which one of you has ever been saved!"

"Wrong, although his injury was serious this time, he was not dead.

Our so-called death means that if one of us offends the person who hurt him, we will die. "

The little deaf girl explained to everyone while wiping her fingers on Guo'er's body.

At this time, Grandpa, who had been in a daze, suddenly came to his senses. He looked at Brother Xiong with a solemn expression.

"I'm afraid the person who hurt a-chord is King Lanling."

But Xia Yu couldn't believe it: "But I heard that no one has ever seen his true face."

"Because! Everyone who saw him died."

"Ah???" After listening to Er'er's words, the little deaf girl questioned as if she was absent and deaf.

Although he knew that this was a bad joke of the little deaf girl, Guo Er still didn't tire of it, and even shouted louder: "I mean, everyone who saw him died."

After the words fell, the corner of the little deaf girl's mouth twitched.

"I can hear it."

"I can hear it."

She and Grandpa shouted in unison, but when they heard Grandpa Xia Liu's voice, the little deaf girl couldn't help turning around and frowning at him.

It's just that once you see his appearance as an old urchin, it doesn't matter.

Afterwards, she and Guo Er seemed to have thought of something, their expressions became tense, and they hurriedly bid farewell to everyone.

After Brother Xiong saw it, he hurriedly dissuaded him: "Wait a minute, both of you
Don't be like this, you haven't been saved yet! "

Unfortunately, still unable to persuade the two people who were about to flee for their lives, a purple light suddenly appeared.

In the blink of an eye, the two disappeared before the eyes of everyone in the Xia family.

Before leaving, there was only one sentence left.

"Brother Xiong, he will be killed by that person if you save him, you Xia family are so good at it!"

But when Xia Yu heard this, he didn't take it seriously.

"What are you doing? Just leave like this. Is it necessary for these two people to be afraid like this?"

He looked at Brother Xiong in disbelief, hoping to get an answer, but he only saw a tangled face.

Even Grandpa Xia Liu had a sad expression on his face. Although yesterday was just a guess, he didn't expect that the Xia family would actually meet this terrifying guy.

Brother Xiong sighed softly, lowered his head and said, but was even more puzzled.

"In the past few years, this Lanling King has risen in the world of supernatural powers, he is almost like a god of death, making people frightened.

But how did Dongchengwei a-chord provoke him. "

Hearing Brother Xiong's description, Xia Mei couldn't help becoming worried, and also hesitated whether to save the unlucky a-chord.

"Mother Darling, they are both so scared, so shall we save a-chord?"

"Of course!
a-chord is Xiu's good brother, we can't just leave him alone! "After Xia Xia heard Xia Mei's question, he didn't even think about it, and said directly.

Even Brother Xiong spoke bluntly.

"Yes, and he is still an orthodox Tek Guard, and he is a guardian just like us."

But after they finished speaking, everyone froze in place again.

Because they really didn't know what to do, the only two supernatural doctors who were summoned were also scared away by the prestige of King Lanling, and they didn't even say a way to save people before they left.

At this moment, in the Xia mansion, everyone stared at each other, and Xia Mei was even more impatient, looking at someone unconscious on the ground, she was furious.

"Oh, how can I save it!

Or we'd better throw him outside and fend for himself. "

Everyone who heard this looked at Xia Mei angrily, but a-chord who was lying on the ground seemed to have received some signal, and stood up suddenly like a corpse.

He held Grandpa Xia Liu's hand anxiously, and said hastily: "Grandpa, I feel that I can still save him.

You help me prepare mung bean powder and boy's urine, so that I will recover faster.

But remember!Must be a real virgin.

And I'm going to use this strong medicine."

Before he finished speaking, he passed out again.

But everyone who heard his rescue method was at a loss, and felt that this method was a bit blind.

But Grandpa thought so deeply, and explained it to everyone.

"A-chord is cheap! A bitch has his own tricks, what he said should be true."

But Xia Mei was speechless, and looked at Grandpa complaining.

"But grandpa, what era is it now, where did the virgin come from!"

Xia Yu also chimed in: "That's right, it's not like me!"

"Excuse me, I am."

Grandpa Xia Liu looked at the crowd, waved his hand, and said solemnly, Xia Yu was a little confused now, and pointed at Brother Xiong involuntarily.

"what!

dad! "

Seeing that his daughter was about to lose his temper, Grandpa quickly admitted his mistake.

"Okay, just kidding."

All of a sudden, everyone felt several crows flying over their heads.

But in the next second, their eyes couldn't help but fixed on Xia Tian.

Suddenly, Xia Tian became nervous.

"I"