Siheyuan: Retirement is a moment of pleasure, but it is heartbroken to regret

Secretly whispering to Li Chuan, "I'm telling you, you quit as soon as possible. If you lose an arm or a leg, don't blame me for not notifying you in advance."

Xu Damao's threat did not scare Li Chuan, but found it funny.

"Why don't I know, you have learned the ways of the underworld?"

Xu Damao's expression froze for a moment, he just wanted to pretend to be fierce and scare Li Chuan, who knew that this kid was so perverted that he didn't take the bait at all.

But he has already spoken, so he must pretend to be the end, "If you don't believe what I say, then just wait."

"Okay, I'll wait."

Facing Xu Damao's provocation, Li Chuan was not ignorant, it was just because he got a new baby and wanted to try it for Li Chuan.

Xu Damao sat back again after failing to threaten him, only felt that Li Chuan was becoming more and more threatening to him, and it was not an option to go on like this.

Taking out the little yellow note from his pocket, Li Chuan smiled like a fox.

After Li Chuan became a leader, he had the habit of carrying a ballpoint pen with him. He took out a ballpoint pen from his coat pocket and wrote down someone's name on a yellow note.

All right!

The next step is to wait quietly, waiting for what kind of joke Xu Damao will make.

If it weren't for Xu Damao's threat just now, Li Chuan hadn't made up his mind to trip Xu Damao, but this person's mouth is too much, and Li Chuan would not be named Li if he is not dealt with.

"Recently, I always feel that my arms and legs are not in control. Do you know why?"

"I don't know, you go to the hospital..."

"..."

The two uncles were still chatting, Xu Damao changed his expression to compliment the two.

"Third Master, do you still drink tea, I'll pour it for you?"

"Okay, let's get seven points."

The third master was very helpful to Xu Damao's flattery, and he deliberately said it like a foreigner, Xu Damao nodded repeatedly.

After boiling the water, he purposely let the tea dry before Xu Damao brought it up, and the third master nodded in satisfaction.

Thinking that the seven-point tea should not be too hot, he picked up the tray and took a sip. The next second the tea in his mouth was sprayed out, and Xu Damao happened to be standing in front of the third master.

Just in time to receive all the rain and dew from the third master, Xu Damao cursed instantly, "I'll go, you..."

The third master was also very angry in his heart. What he wanted was tea that was seven cents cold, why the water was scalding hot and he couldn’t drink it at all.
"Try it yourself, how hot the tea is, it scalds my tongue."

As he said, the third master stuck out his tongue to show Xu Damao, Xu Damao wiped the tea on his face, looked carefully, and there really were blisters the size of fingers.

Cooperating with the yellow and stinky mouth of the third master, Xu Damao immediately vomited, but did not spit it out.

The third master's face turned green with anger, and he looked at Xu Damao with an ugly face. What does he mean by disliking his mouth for being too stinky, or what?
Xu Damao didn't know why he couldn't control the feeling of vomiting, he just felt extremely uncomfortable, and the tea had already dried out, so how could it burn his mouth, but the blisters in the mouth of the third uncle were real of.

Xu Damao could only suffer from being dumb. After all, he brought the tea by himself, so it couldn't be someone else's problem. He just thought of spitting the tea from his yellowed and stinky mouth on his face.

He couldn't help the feeling of nausea, "Ouch~"

The third master's face became even more ugly. He has lived all his life and has a reputation. When has he ever suffered such disgust.

"If you are really uncomfortable, go and go back to your house to see your wife."

Xu Damao rushed out, everyone thought Xu Damao had really left, but in fact Xu Damao really couldn't help his nausea and went to the toilet to vomit.

After vomiting, he washed his face and returned to the living room again. Third Master's complexion was not good again.

Li Chuan was holding back his laughter and almost couldn't breathe. If the sudden hot tea in the front was caused by the system, then Xu Damao's nausea later on, he really didn't know if it was a chain reaction.

The uncle was also dumbfounded. He has never seen a scene more lively than singing in an opera at such an advanced age.

"Ahem, Da Mao, if you are really uncomfortable, go to the hospital, but don't know what's wrong."

The Elder Master also kindly reminded him, but Xu Damao was a little shy, because he was originally disgusted because of the Third Master's teeth, so he unconsciously glanced at the Third Master when he brought it up.

The third uncle sat on the stool with a livid face, he stopped playing walnuts, and looked unhappy.

"Third Master, in fact, I ate too much this morning..."

come on,

It's better not to say it, the more you say it, the more wrong it is, the third master's face becomes more and more ugly.

Didn't he spit it out because he saw him, the little bastard really deserved a beating, the third master wanted to beat Xu Damao to death.

At this time, the first uncle finally knew that it was time to get down to business, and tapped the crutch in his hand, "Okay, let's talk about the second uncle now."

"Tell me, I'll listen." The third master replied with a stinky face.

"Since Li Chuan also said just now that the notice of critical illness has been issued, then we don't have to wait anymore. The second uncle's seat will be vacant in the future, so let's do it."

"I have no opinion."

The third master spoke coldly, and the two uncles didn't even mention the matter of electing the fourth master.

The first master had a plan in mind, and the third master originally intended to recommend Xu Damao, but after Xu Damao's experience, he thought it would be better to wait.

Although it's not enough not to support him, now that something like this has happened, he thinks it's better not to make Xu Damao happy too early. Now, as long as the third master sees Xu Damao, he can think of someone vomiting.

It really can make people lose their appetite for several days.

At this time, the aunt brought steaming meals to the table. One was fried bean sprouts and the other was fried green vegetables.

Xu Damao originally wanted to wait for the two uncles to mention the matter of the fourth uncle, but he didn't realize that the two uncles had no such plan at all. After making a fool of himself, Xu Damao was even more difficult to talk about.

"Master, my wife is still waiting for me at home, so I'll go back first."

Xu Damao went back in despair, and accidentally tripped on the threshold when he was leaving.

The uncle sighed, "This child is too reckless in doing things."

Li Chuan was relatively calm. Da Ma warmly invited Li Chuan to stay for dinner, but Li Chuan quickly declined.

"Xiao'e doesn't know if she's back or not, I have to go back and have a look."

The uncle and the mother are not forced to stay, and this dish is not made for three people. I never thought about keeping anyone for dinner, and it is not enough to eat.