Siheyuan: Retirement is a moment of pleasure, but it is heartbroken to regret

Li Chuan understood.

The deaf old lady usually doesn't leave the door, doesn't step outside the door, and doesn't mind her own business. She will talk about this incident today, probably because she heard something.

"I see." Li Chuan comforted her, didn't mention the canned herring, but told her to rest assured.

"As long as you know what's in your heart, the old lady doesn't like to care about these things, I know you are all good children." The deaf old lady smiled kindly, turned and went back to the house.

Li Chuan glanced in the direction of Jia's family with great interest.

If there are no accidents, it should be opened almost soon, right?

If you dare to steal his things, you must have the consciousness of being punished.

Li Chuan went back to the room and took a chair out, thought for a while and washed two more peaches, gnawing on them while waiting for the good show to start.

This is what He Yushui saw when he came back.

Li Chuan sat at the door boldly and gnawed on the peaches with a smile. He didn't know why he was so happy.

"Brother Chuan, this is the money you picked up?" He Yushui stretched out his hand and shook it, trying to divert Li Chuan's attention.

Li Chuan glanced at her, raised his hand and took out a peach for her: "Let's go to the theater together."

"Watching a play?"

He Yushui was puzzled.

What drama?

Hired a troupe today?It shouldn't be, the theater troupe has been banned a long time ago, so I don't dare to do these things now.

Soon she knew what the play was.

……

Jia family.

Stick picks the ring on the top of the can, but for some reason, he doesn't pull it open.

Xiao Dang looked at it for a while and was helpless: "Brother, why don't you forget it, I don't think this food is very delicious."

She didn't know any of the characters on it, but it shouldn't be Chinese, it looked like it was in foreign language.

Stick snorted: "Do you know what this is? This kind of thing is 100% imported. We can't find good things like lanterns in this place. If you want me to just forget it? It's a good idea!"

As he spoke, he almost tried his best to nurse.

"opened!"

The canned herring was finally pulled open!

In the next second, the stench hits the face!

"What's the smell..." The stick was too close, and his face was smoked, and he retched subconsciously, and the one in his hand was careless, and he opened the whole can!
Xiao Dang is going crazy!
"Ouch! Is this the import you said???"

"Cover it! Cover it!"

Clang!
The whole can of herring fell to the floor!

Xiao Dang: "..."

"Jia stick terrier!!!!!!"

This sound shook the mountains and rivers.

Xiao Dang is no longer the docile and quiet little sister, at this moment she is like a fire-breathing tyrannosaurus, clutching her nose and roaring at the stick.

"What the hell are you doing!!!"

When Bang Geng rolled his eyes and kicked his legs, he had already fainted from the smoke!

Jia Dongxu, who was sleeping in the next room, was woken up by the stench. Hearing the voices of the two brats outside, he knew that they were mischievous again.

Xiao Dang has always been obedient, Jia Dongxu thought she didn't have the guts, she must be a stickler!
"Jia Banggeng! You're looking for vomit...you're looking for death! Ouch—"

Jia Dongxu had been ill in bed for a long time and had no strength at all. Now he took a deep breath to roar out loudly, but the smell became more obvious!
He felt as if he was about to suffocate, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the stench would hit his face. Jia Dongxu endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold it back, and passed out with his eyes turning white!

Before fainting, the desire to vomit was finally unchecked, and at the moment when he was about to faint, he vomited out and flowed out from the corner of his mouth.

Xiao Dang looked at the sticky man who had fallen into a coma but was still subconsciously retching, and stomped his feet angrily.

She is quite smart and knows that it is necessary to ventilate at this time.

It's a pity that she has short legs and is not tall, so she can only hold her breath and push open all the windows and doors in the house on tiptoe to ventilate.

After finishing this set, Xiao Dang felt that he was about to faint!

She rushed to the door and took several deep breaths, then returned, grabbed the leg of the fainted stick and dragged it out.

The ground of Jia's house was uneven, and the clothes on the stick's back were rubbed against it, until the whole back rubbed against the ground.

Xiao Dang can't control that much anymore!

The most important thing is to live now!

"Help... vomit... help... vomit..."

Xiao Dang almost used his hands and feet to bring out the stick and crawled to the door to call for help.

Looking at the stick again, it seems that he has lost consciousness!
He Yushui witnessed all this with his own eyes.

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No, what happened to the Jia family?
As if hearing what she was saying, Li Chuan shrugged: "It has nothing to do with me, okay, what I have to say has a little relationship."

He smiled and introduced the characteristics of canned herring.

He Yushui's pupils trembled: "How... how can there be such food!"

"I didn't believe it, so I asked a friend to get me a few cans. Unexpectedly, before I had time to open them, they were stolen by the stick."

Li Chuan spread his hands innocently.

To be honest, I really can't blame him this time, after all, he didn't even count as the canned herring that he opened, and he insisted on stealing it himself!
It's all right now, dizzy and dizzy, so spectacular!

At first, I thought it was not good for the two children to stand by like this, but after hearing him describe the smell, He Yushui's original impulse stopped immediately.

"I'm going to find the uncle and the others for help!"

Said He Yushui ran away.

Li Chuan leisurely moved the chairs into the house, so they couldn't make them feel like they were watching a play, right?

When the old man arrived with his people, Xiao Dang had already vomited again. Although the stick was dizzy from the stench, he kept retching. This scene looked so creepy!
The key is the frightening smell of their home!
Because of He Yushui's warning in advance, the uncle and others took cloth strips to cover their mouths and noses, but even so, the stench still burrowed into their noses along the cracks!

"vomit……"

The neighbors who came to help couldn't stand it anymore, they retreated to the door one after another, and vomited out their lunch and breakfast!
The old man's eyes turned dark: "Come on someone, first take Bang Geng and Xiao Dang to the front yard to let them breathe!"

There is also Jia Dongxu in the room, the uncle feels desperate just thinking about it!
But who can guarantee that nothing will happen after smelling this smell for a long time?No matter how unwilling the uncle was, he could only lead a few people with less sensitive sense of smell in and carry Jia Dongxu out!

When the big guy left Jia's house and came to the backyard, he felt like he had been reborn.

"Ugh..." The uncle wanted to say a few more words, but he retched when he opened his mouth!
Now it's all right, the sounds of retching and vomiting come and go, it's so lively!
In the huge courtyard, a group of old men seemed to be pregnant, each of them became more reactive, and they all retched.

Qin Jingru, who was in the room, couldn't help muttering whether her reaction was too fake, how true it was!Hearing it is really retching!
Li Chuan, who was watching, was ashamed: "..."

Canned herring is indeed a bio-chemical weapon in the food world, and the Internet does not deceive me!