A lonely brave man, I become the king of music

Chapter 100 That's right...I'm the 2 idiot

Li Mushang was still quite surprised, he didn't expect that the music elf really persisted until the end.

He is not very clear about the level of Qiangu Yidi and Joker, but it is definitely not bad to be able to enter the finals.

Returning to the stage as a performer, he was not particularly resistant, but he still put forward his own conditions.

"Director Zhang. As you know, I just formed a team, so I have to bring them with me when I go to the announcement."

Lao Yang and Uncle Mu Yang have worked so hard. No, they should be called together with the same ambition.

The only announcement I participated in recently was "Huaxia Treasure", and the salary was pitifully low.

If he can generate income, Li Mushang will definitely bring everyone with him. Anyway, they are packed now, and if he invites himself, he must be accompanied by Uncle Mu Yang and Lao Yang.

Zhang Ye laughed loudly on the phone: "I haven't said you boy, you abducted two such good musicians."

"Don't worry. There's still a lot of sponsorship money left after the show is over, so we can't refund it, can we?"

Li Mushang thanked him for agreeing, the finals will be next weekend, and there is still a week of preparation time.

Hanging up the phone late at night, he felt a little bored, and suddenly thought of the skill of swallowing light bulbs, he was a little curious, even if the light bulbs can be put in, can they still get stuck?
Men are either trying to die, or on the way to die.

Li Mushang didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he went downstairs and took out a spare light bulb from the drawer, eager to try it.

He said to himself, "It shouldn't be a problem, right?"

"Even if I get stuck, I won't be so unlucky to trigger a [-]% probability."

"I am Ouhuang. Believe in yourself!"

Carefully put the bulb into his mouth, not to mention it went smoothly, without any hindrance.

He couldn't help feeling that the system was just talking nonsense, and the ability to swallow light bulbs was useless at all.

After 1 minute, he tried to take out the bulb, and something tragic happened.

He found that he couldn't take it out at all, it wasn't as smooth as putting it in his mouth.

Li Mushang's heart skipped a beat, he knew it was over.

He regretted it to death now. He said before that only a fool would put the light bulb in his mouth. Now he really has become that fool.

Don't even think about it, it must be triggered by the unlucky one, with a [-]% probability of failure.

Li Mushang really wanted to slap both of himself right now, since he had nothing to do and didn't sleep in the middle of the night, what was he curious about?
He tried to take the light bulb for half an hour but still made no progress, and the corners of his mouth were already red and swollen, which was quite dangerous.

If he can speak out from his own experience, he must tell everyone not to try it too dangerous.

Seemingly unable to take it out, he put on a piece of clothing, opened the door, started the car and headed to the hospital.

Fortunately, it was late at night. If it was broad daylight, he was sure that the whole of Huaxia would know that he had committed a double-swallowing and the bulb was stuck before dawn.

In Yanjing Union Medical College Hospital, there were not many people late at night. A man wearing a hat and sunglasses hurried in.

The nurse at the front desk asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?"

Li Mushang's mouth was blocked and he spoke vaguely: "Wuah. Yi?"

The little nurse froze for a moment, feeling a little regretful on her face.

Although this guy couldn't see his face, he was definitely good looking from his height and temperament, but unfortunately he was dumb.

Li Mushang looked at the bewildered nurse, almost dying of anxiety, and he still couldn't hear clearly when he spoke again.

He gave up on being completely messed up, and made a sign for the nurse to come with me.

The little girl was a little confused but followed along.

When the two came to the corner, Li Mushang took off his mask and pointed to his mouth.

The nurse was stunned for a moment, then her face was full of shock, her facial muscles twitched and she was obviously holding back her laughter.

"how did you do it?"

"Put on your mask and come with me, I'll find a doctor to treat you."

There were still a few patients sitting in the emergency room. Everyone was a little drowsy, but the nurse shouted.

"Doctor Qian, hurry up and deal with it, this guy put the bulb in his mouth and can't get it out."

Qi Shushu stared at Li Mushang, and everyone became energetic in an instant, and they got up and walked over to see who was so careless.

Now Li Mushang really wanted to dig a tunnel down, quickly enter the doctor's examination room and close the door.

Only the little nurse and the young male doctor were left in the room.

The doctor is still quite professional, except for his blushing from a suppressed smile, his tone is very calm.

"Sir. You take off your hat, sunglasses, and mask first. I am a professional and I will never laugh at you."

Li Mushang nodded with gratitude in his eyes, doctors are indeed angels!

He took off all the face coverings, and the doctor and nurse looked at each other, their bodies shaking obviously.

Hahahaha!

Li Mushang was about to cry. What about the professionalism that he promised, and would he not make fun of himself?
After a few seconds, he waved his hand and returned to his original expression: "Sorry. I usually don't laugh, but you are too funny, I can't hold back."

The little nurse stared at Li Mushang carefully, the more he looked at him, the more familiar he looked.

"Li Li Mushang...huh?"

If Li Mushang could speak, he would have shook his head in denial and said, I'm just his twin brother, I just look alike.

The doctor also recognized this hugely popular star in China, and it was even more difficult for him to understand.

"Is this how celebrities look for inspiration late at night?"

"This is too weird!"

Lubricating oil was applied to the crevice of the corner of the mouth, and the doctor carefully took out the tail of the bulb slowly.

Li Mushang instantly felt a lot more relaxed, stood up, shook hands and spoke.

"Doctor. Thank you so much."

The doctor stood up and replied, "You're welcome!"

"Mr. Li, let me tell you that this behavior is very dangerous."

"I can understand that people who engage in art have wild ideas, but we can't put light bulbs in our mouths, can we?"

Li Mushang didn't refute, he just wanted to leave quickly, it's too embarrassing.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry for causing you trouble late at night. I have nothing to do and I'm leaving first."

After saying that, he quickly ran away from the doctor. The next day, all the doctors and patients in Xiehe Hospital knew that there was a fool who put the light bulb in his mouth and couldn't get it out late last night.

A reporter from Yanjing Satellite TV's news column also brought a cameraman to interview, wanting to chat with the patient.

The doctors and nurses were quite professional, and they didn't tell Li Mushang.

Three days later, outside the Yanjing studio, Uncle Mu Yang, Lao Yang, and Chen Jia were sitting on the sofa, laughing hard.

"I saw this in the Internet news a few days ago, and you are the co-author!"

"Old Li, you are so fucking funny. I think you should join the Happy Comedian, and you will definitely win the championship."

Li Mushang said in the tone of a person who came here: "So people shouldn't be curious, let alone swallow the light bulb, it really won't come out."

Uncle Mu Yang's face was full of disgust: "Do you think everyone is like you, so boring?"

"What will be sung in the finals? Has the work been written yet?"

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