Grave Robber: I became a mortician

Ye Yun spoke out his own shortcomings without hesitation, and even went so far as to slander himself.

However, how does Ye Yun know how determined Wu Wudi is to let Ye Yun inherit the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple.

Even though Ye Yun described himself so unbearably, Wu Wudi didn't even think about it, he still said, "So what about the tomb robbers?"

"Tomb robbers are suitable for our Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple. My Buddha Tathagata teaches us, let us be merciful and save the world!"

Wu Wudi really worked hard, a dignified monk, in order to keep Ye Yun, started talking nonsense.

"Your grave robber is perfect, not only can you save the living, but also the dead."

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Hearing what Wu Wudi said, everyone including Ye Yun immediately had question marks on their faces.

However, what Wu Wudi said next made everyone even more nervous.

"As for drinking and eating meat, that's not a big deal. As the saying goes, if wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha's heart will sit!"

"You are cultivating the flesh body, so you naturally want to eat better. You should eat as much meat, eggs and milk as possible."

Wu Wudi said righteously: "Those vegetarians are not good things. Animals have life, so don't plants have life?"

"When you eat those vegetarians, you also save the lives of those plants. All living beings are equal in the world. If you save the lives of those plants, you also win the construction of a seven-level pagoda!"

Good guy!
Hearing Wu Wudi's unreasonable reasoning, even Duan De, who has always been quiet, had to admire. This old monk really grasped the essence of dialectics.

No matter what you say, I am the most reasonable!

Duan De couldn't help but said: "Everything else is easy to talk about, but what about lust?"

"Brother Ye made it clear that he is a womanizer!"

Hearing this question, Wu Wudi was slightly taken aback, hesitantly, and then gritted his teeth.

"My Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple used to be the largest temple in the world, with millions of disciples, but now, only the old man is left in decline, because my Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple only recruits foreign disciples."

"However, as a monk, there are so many rules and precepts, plus the prohibition of eating meat and getting close to women, which leads to the disconnection with young people."

Wu Wudi also gave full play to the characteristics of reflection. After thinking about it carefully, he immediately said: "Now I have figured it out. Instead of sticking to the old rules, it is better to innovate!"

"As long as the monks think of compassion, there is really no need to abide by other rules and regulations!"

"Especially getting close to women. If people in the world want to become monks and don't get close to women, don't get married and have children, then there will be no new people in this world. Over time, this world will be extinct!"

"Without newcomers, our Buddhist career will have no future for development!"

Wu Wudi also worked hard, and said after learning from the pain: "You are close to women, this is not a shortcoming, but an advantage."

"You are a good seedling and a genius, so you should spread more branches and leaves. In the future, no matter whether you have a boy or a girl, you must shave them and let them grow my Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, so that my Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple will definitely prosper again!"

Good guy!
Good guy!
Good guy!
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Hearing Wu Wudi's words, Hu Bayi, Shi Guanyin and the others called him a good guy, and felt that they had heard wrongly.

Even Zhang Qiling, who was always as cold as ice, was dumbfounded at this moment.